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Suomi (Finland)
Belkis Kambach
Photo: Tshahka Hermans
I have a diverse background being born in the
Caribbean, educated in the USA & Europe and surely adopt rapidly to new environments
because for the past decade and a half my live has been that of a modern nomad, I have
traveled extensively on all continents leading groups in (over 60 countries), living
longer periods of time in 10 countries. For most of my adult life I have been working as a
Multilingual Tour Director. I possess fluency in a half dozen languages, including
English, French, Italian, Spanish and elementary level Finnish and German. So one may say
that for my job I did prepared myself starting by getting a good education.
However, nothing really did prepare me in life, not
even my language skills nor travel experience to life in Suomi (Finland). It wasn't
enough just to emigrate, I had to choose Finland of all places where over twenty-five
winter months in Hell changed completely the course of my life and the following years to
come. Finland, Finnish and Finns have given new meaning to my existence in fact I consider
myself a Dominican-American-Finn at heart. Im still a frequent traveler to Finland
and an American connected to Finland by friendship ties, curiosity, and an overwhelming
love of the place. Helsinki is my favorite place to live.
I found an easy way to learn Finnish "or Finnish
in 32 years without a teacher". A fascinating subject for me. Not an easy
language to learn , of course easy for Finns to say imagine a new-born Finn speaks only in
the Nominative till he is 2, starts with the genitive at 3, and so on. By 15 he knows all
cases. But we foreigners, start to learn Finnish , say at 30 or so and if we chose the
same system we have a good chance of being fairly proficient in case usage by 45, although
we still have to do the plural. So give or take by the time we are 60, that's if we don't
take over 6 years with the pronouns, in good health we might live to master 12 adjectives.
The Latin and the German experiment with paltry 5-6 cases, the Finns show how cute they
are by nonchalantly reeling off 16 of them. Surely there are advantages to what your
Finnish skills can do, learning a rich language as in Finnish you may say one thing and
mean another sometimes even the opposite, so it becomes sort of an advantage and specially
an useful language for: mother in laws, cabdrivers, tour guides, lawyers, witnesses,
doctors, politicians, accountants, philosophers and fortune-tellers There is a whole class
of Finnish words use to draw attention to the absence of what they describe. One can
always do like me at the beginning read Finnish as if it was Spanish and above all look
confident. I learned Finnish because this language inspires confidence in your own
abilities if you learn Finnish, you may as well learn anything!
Living in this country seems to me an extremely
familiar environment I have seen more than enough to keep me captivated, delighted,
charmed and sometimes puzzled. I hope you will find in this list sufficient reasons to
visit the place that holds a special place in my heart and some of the reasons why I fell
in love with that "IHANA" (beautiful) country
Some of the 1,000 Reasons
You Should Travel to Helsinki
- The romance potential of an extended vacation
- Avanto: supposed to be a refreshing dip in a hole
drilled in the ice to get the cardiovascular benefits of swimming in icy cold water after
a real Finnish sauna and at the same time do the essential initiation for Finnishhood.
- Eat something you never ate before "reindeer & roast
bear"
- Like me, have a burning desire to learn all Finno-Ugric
languages including Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian and every single obscure dialect spoken
in the middle of Siberia
- Finns' nocturnal drinking expeditions Friday and Saturday
nights
- To have a Finnair pilot with olive skin , blue eyes and the body of a Greek god
- Read a lot of strange Finnish books like: Kalevala the national epic
complied by Elias Lönnrot: ( 1849) collection of stories, legends, songs and poems
translated in over 40 languages, very important to the Finns but none of them can tell you
exactly why. I suppose because all those peasants all had postgraduate degrees, as the
language is very rich, sophisticated and complicated.
- Harsh rolling of R's of drunks swearing (Perkkele!). False
teeth an advantage here
- Because even the Vikings arrived here before you (5-800A.D.)
- Glögi with cloves, cinnamon, Christmas spices, raisins and
almonds
- To buy Akseli Galen Kalela's paintings: Boy with crow (1884),
Lemminkainen's mother (1897), & by the river of Tuonela (at the Ateneum)
- Try like me to get a blind date with Juha Ylönen , ( Finnish
Ice hockey player)Photo: Tshahka Hermans
- Went there thinking "Purgatory Ski Resort " was here
( but it is in Durango, Colorado)
- VAPPU (when it is possible to drink in the streets ( with out
consequently having to spend a night in a cell) Finns mark the coming of spring on May
1st. with a wild International workers movement and student revelry festival.
- Buy a Nokia cellular phone so you are not the only one in the country
without one
- To learn that being Finnish is important to Finns as they are not
Swedes , nor they care to become Russians
- See a country which cannot be described with words
- Spend a night in "Zetor" with hopes of meeting a
Finnish farmer
- Try to find a distant relative of Lalli & Kerttu
fist Finnish peasants known by their names (1156)
- Finns having the best sperm count in Europe
- Like Finns to drink 12 cups of coffee without having a nervous
breakdown (they drink more coffee per capita than any other European)
- Seeing Aurora borealis (Northern lights) as few
phenomenon's are as thoroughly researched as this
- Drink your first "hot shot" (Galiano, hot coffee and
cream)
- Home of the most unpronounceable names in the world and realise
you'll never get a name's day present because your name is not on the list
- See the city that has proven fortune-tellers and travellers wrong
- Winter green Jenkki, (Xilitol gum)
- Wonder what "Minä rakastan sinua" means? (I
love you)
- MIDSUMMER: the anticipated culmination of the year celebrated
as Midsummer, peak of summer, those 24hours in June when the sun is longest above the
horizon.
- Perempi yksi hyvä kuin kaksi huonoo (better one good than two
bad) Finnish proverb
- Helsinki is only 6,600Km. from NYC
- Unmarried couples are accepted as: unofficially married
- Buy Kalevala jewellery, magnificent bronze jewellery
reproductions of the ones received in exchange for furs from the Vikings
- Go on an icebreaker tour (Sampo the world's only tourist
icebreaker)
- Like Nils Adolf Nordenskiöld, to try to reach the North Pole
on a reindeer
- Confirm that polar bears don't roam around the streets of
Helsinki
- Jean Sibelius composer who expressed Finnish sentiments
poignantly , he composed Finlandia, Kullervo Symphony
- Helsinki not a city to fall in love at first sight (takes time to get
to know & fall in love forever)
- For the many times you thought you took the wrong plane!
Photo: Tshahka Hermans
Copyright (c) 1999 Belkis Kambach
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