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TITLE (EDIT)
What A Surprise
DESCRIPTION
A cheery little rant.
[110 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Mind
AUTHOR
Stuart Eric Longridge
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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[October 2004]
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
[email protected]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (125)
2003 (Poetry) Solving a mystery. [204 words] [Adventure]
4d (Poetry) Just something to think about.Hee!Hee! [195 words] [Mystical]
A Human Life Too Short (Songs) A family story. [201 words] [Motivational]
A Prayer To Gaia (Poetry) We have a lot of explaining to do. [107 words] [Nature]
A Sigh Of Relief (Poetry) The flintstones revisited. [100 words] [Animal]
A Test Of Faith (Poetry) Our lost chapter. [187 words] [Adventure]
Again And Again (Songs) For my french friend I hope he doesnt top himself. [87 words] [Relationships]
Agression Obsession (Poetry) There's always a lot more to things. [259 words] [Mind]
Anger Pills To Polish Skills. (Songs) - [472 words] [Mind]
Astralution (Songs) We are living in transforming times [134 words] [Health]
Astrogenetics (Poetry) Our star signs should really be taken from conception. I think. [50 words] [Nature]
Baseless, Information, Before, Leaving, Earth (Poetry) A realization of dangerous mistranslation. [540 words] [Self-Help]
Bible Code... (Poetry) Read the two books by Michael Drosnin. [198 words] [Mind]
Birth Seed Of Death (Poetry) A very real possiblity. [103 words] [Nature]
Birth Trauma (Poetry) Were not in the dark ages any more. [204 words] [Self-Help]
Blind Faith (Poetry) Giving away your mind. [274 words] [Self-Help]
Breathe (Poetry) Vibration. [113 words] [Mind]
Call Me When Your Mind Is Clear (Songs) Call me spaced out call me mad. [169 words] [Mind]
Can You Lend Me A Tenner Son? A What? (Poetry) Its happening now, but for the worst [267 words] [Crime]
Cave Man Monkey Stinker (Poetry) Monkey magic not. [143 words] [History]
Celtic Warriors (Poetry) The mess in N.Ireland. [99 words] [Horror]
Chakras (Poetry) Wheels of light and love. [70 words] [Mind]
Cheer Up (Poetry) It's happening now. [345 words] [Motivational]
Cloaking Device (Poetry) We are very trusting. [202 words] [Self-Help]
Colours For Killing (Poetry) My poor home N. Ireland. [280 words] [Crime]
Come What May (Poetry) Easy life. [239 words] [Mind]
Cosmic Chemotheraphy (Poetry) A follow up to Astrogenetics. [159 words] [Nature]
Cosmic Sluice (Poetry) That great place named space. [163 words] [Adventure]
Creation Copyright (Poetry) Over my head. [40 words] [Mind]
Crop Crap (Poetry) I made one with my face. [95 words] [Mystery]
Deliberate Intentions In The 4th Dimension (Poetry) Create your own reality. [244 words] [Mind]
Designer Illusions (Poetry) Subscribing to man made fantasys... [263 words] [Crime]
Did You Know? (Poetry) Check this it ,and it is provable. [161 words] [Crime]
Dont Want To Sound Like Mr Ed (Poetry) - [494 words] [Comedy]
Drastic Plastic Fantastic (Poetry) Looking out through the matrix. [66 words] [Crime]
Dream State (Poetry) Reflection. [258 words] [Mind]
Earth Bound (Poetry) Again more origins. [220 words] [History]
Electric H2o (Poetry) A revival of a sticking point. [577 words] [Self-Help]
Empowered By My Own Karma (Poetry) Personal road to knowledge [230 words] [Mind]
End Time Rhyme (Poetry) - [81 words] [Suspense]
Father Sun Spots (Songs) A conversation betweeen earth and the sun. [192 words] [Mind]
Filling In The Gaps (Poetry) And they still could`nt get to the moon. [237 words] [Mind]
Forward To The Present Past (Poetry) A never ending cycle. [189 words] [Mind]
Geometrical Re-Birth (Poetry) The fields are a great cosmic canvas. [176 words] [Nature]
Heartache Demolition (Poetry) What do you think of me now? [316 words] [Mind]
History In The Making (Poetry) Do not believe the media. [186 words] [History]
Hologramic Farm (Songs) A wee song for the changing times. [175 words] [Mind]
I Feel Like Ive Missed Someone Ive Never Met (Songs) A song written for Mr Remo s new band. [200 words] [Mind]
I Spy With My Many Eyes (Poetry) I am watching you. [196 words] [Crime]
I Was Dark That Day (Songs) - [248 words] [Relationships]
Iraq Attack (Poetry) Don't believe the hype. [209 words] [Horror]
Iraq Attack Part 2 (Poetry) A better explanation of events. [346 words] [Horror]
Iraq Attack Part 3 (Poetry) Just following our great world wide movie. [260 words] [Crime]
Iraq Attack Part4 (Poetry) Another sequel to the great movie. [312 words] [Crime]
Iraq Attack Part 5 (Poetry) The neverending saga of lies and deceit. [308 words] [Mind]
Just A Little Bit Of History Repeating. (Poetry) Time travel must be possible.Or something very mad is happening now ,i think both. [382 words] [History]
Know Your God (Poetry) Materialism / luciferianism. [125 words] [Crime]
Lets All Go To The Lobby To Get Ourselves A Treat. (Songs) - [323 words] [Comedy]
Lets Face The Music En-Trance (Poetry) - [447 words] [History]
Lord Of The Rings (Poetry) Where it ends it has begun. [72 words] [Nature]
Love Drug (Poetry) Transforming times. [115 words] [Mystical]
Mans Dust (Poetry) Under the cosmic carpet. [106 words] [Mind]
Mind Trap (Poetry) - [93 words] [Mind]
Monkey Boy (Poetry) The transforming times we are living in [220 words] [Mind]
My Dear (Poetry) Only time will tell. [122 words] [Motivational]
My Young Friend (Poetry) Listen to your elders. [210 words] [Fable]
Negative Buoyancy (Songs) Im in Egypt at the moment doing lots of scuba diving,so I thought I would include a liitle bit of terminology that ive learnt.Means to sink... [171 words] [Relationships]
No Joke (Poetry) You must have noticed something wasnt right, or maybe not. [238 words] [Crime]
Not Today (Songs) So dont tell me im wasting my life. [196 words] [Mind]
Oh! What A Surprise (Poetry) If you haven't noticed already then your as bad as them. [129 words] [Crime]
Oh! What Lovely Weather We Are Having (Poetry) Nature is God. [447 words] [Adventure]
Our Holographic Farm (Songs) - [150 words] [Mind]
Post World Comas Past (Songs) The second song for my mate mapes new band. [174 words] [Mind]
Propaganda Bait (Poetry) The great media movie, we are all finally famous. Yee-ha. [170 words] [Drama]
Remember The Wee Dog (Poetry) A very real nightmare. [221 words] [Suspense]
Rising Angel (Poetry) Its not a being its a consciousness/materialism. [114 words] [Psychology]
Shadow Play (Poetry) Look beyond official references to discover the truth. [152 words] [Mystical]
Silent Killers (Poetry) If we only knew what goes on. [317 words] [Crime]
Slaughter House Merry Go Round. (Poetry) Story time [669 words] [Adventure]
Soaked In Deja-Vu (Poetry) I was just wondering. [130 words] [Mind]
Some Day (Poetry) A sad situation. [179 words] [Crime]
Soul Mate (Poetry) The search for your higher self. [676 words] [Biography]
Spain Joins The Pain (Poetry) A disgusting distraction of the worst kind. [166 words] [Crime]
Spirit Guide (Poetry) There is something looking after everyone. [84 words] [Mind]
Subliminal Messages (Poetry) Don't talk crap. [114 words] [Fantasy]
Supa Computa (Poetry) A scary realistic tale. [140 words] [Crime]
Super Conscious Pilgrimage (Poetry) The end of the old systems. [135 words] [Mind]
Thats Entertainment (Poetry) - [105 words] [Comedy]
The Ancient Gods Of Religion (Songs) Sing along to this dangerous song. [237 words] [Mind]
The Church Of Decimation. (Songs) I suggest you look into the (real) history of the crusades. [383 words] [Crime]
The Darkest Show On Earth (Poetry) Dark! Dark! [257 words] [Horror]
The Darwin Dilemma (Poetry) We were only hunter gatherers because the globe was so devestated by the passing of a huge piece of an exploded super nova. [165 words] [History]
The Flood (Poetry) A bit wet. [220 words]
The Great Pyramid Decoded A Bit.The Principal Facination Part 2 (Poetry) Just trying to show that the ancients had technology higher than ours ,which we have lost somehow.Or was it hidden? [400 words] [Architecture]
The High Tides Of Hell (Songs) Just another wake up call. [221 words] [Mind]
The Hollow Theory. (Poetry) There many ledgends about this. [104 words] [Mystery]
The Lake Of Life (Poetry) Another spacy little number,a bit wet though. [76 words] [Mystical]
The Lizards Of Cause. (Poetry) If someone made this into a film it wouldnt be believed.As usual. [271 words] [Horror]
The Maya (Poetry) Lost but not forgotten. [221 words] [History]
The Most Powerful The Most Terrible. (Songs) Its all happening now . [355 words] [Horror]
The Netherworld (Poetry) The real world, before the smothering of education. [103 words] [Mystical]
The Ones From In-Between (Poetry) Now you see them now you don't. [97 words] [Mystery]
The Principal Fascination (Poetry) They were not tombs. [227 words] [Architecture]
The Prodical Fathers (Poetry) So how did they know then? [148 words] [History]
The Real World (Poetry) I wrote this for my dad,whose last older relative passed on. [80 words] [Spiritual]
The Second Comings (Poetry) You have only to look outside the illusion. [466 words] [History]
The Slaughterhouse Electric H2o (Short Stories) A walk in my reality. [1,312 words] [Mystical]
The Symbolic Cycles Of Zep-Tepi.Part 1.Mother Earth (Novels) - [4,170 words] [Mind]
The Symbolic Cycles Of Zep-Tepi-The Introduction. (Novels) This is my finished book which I have put together from all my songs ,poems and rhyming rants that I have posted on story mania.This should make my work a lot more understandable,(or maybe not) and fi... [3,527 words] [Mind]
The Two Evils (Poetry) There is something wrong with the law,criminals protecting criminals. [119 words] [Crime]
The War Of Gods Serpent Princes (Songs) Its wake up time. [246 words]
The Wests Misconception Of Islam (Poetry) They don't want war either. [237 words] [Psychology]
Think For Yourself (Songs) Make what you want of it. [491 words] [Mind]
Vultures (Poetry) Money grabbing bastards. [183 words] [Crime]
Wake Up Sleepy Dead (Poetry) Dont fall asleep at the wheel. [175 words] [Humor]
We Come In Pieces (Poetry) A near miss. [147 words] [Adventure]
What Is It Really? (Poetry) I dont know what it is. [87 words] [Mystery]
What Whales Dream (Poetry) A 500 million year old reincarnated whale day dreaming what it was like when he was a stupid human. [124 words] [History]
Whats On The Box? (Poetry) Our friendly time waster. [178 words]
Who Knows (Poetry) Just thinking too much as usual. [207 words] [Mind]
Why To Kill A Princess (Poetry) Not an accident. [194 words] [Mystery]
Yeah Yeah (Poetry) Symbolic, nothing more. [430 words] [Fantasy]
Yer Mans A Bit Weird, He Has Strange Eyelids. (Poetry) We know fuck all about our biggest ancestors, fuck all. [238 words] [History]
Yin And Yang (Poetry) The secret of peace. [127 words] [Mind]
Your Missing The Piont (Poetry) So much taken out. [140 words] [Fantasy]
What A Surprise
Stuart Eric Longridge

Dont tell me im going mad,
dont think im lost,
dont think im sad,
dont you see things i see?
dont make me something i cant be.
Dont bludgeon me with celebrity hype,
dont sit around and watch that shite,
dont tell me how im missing out,
dont age me with soap-opera gout.
No wonder no-one believes in space-men,
i would`nt either if i was wasting like them,
so do you think if its not on your t.v list,
goes to show it doesn`t exist?
I wish some people would stop for a while,
and study the snear behind Tony Blairs smile,
and look at the lies which fill George Bushs eyes.
Ahhhh! They are like two evil twins.
Oh what a fuking surprise!
      you fucking morons...

 

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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
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