DESCRIPTION
A very, very short play about the thumb-sized little man named The Raisin Hater, who is delusional and paranoid that Raisins are after him!
This is a highly-experimental stage-play, which may be used with credit to Joseph D. Smith for any purpose, and derivative works may be made as long as it shares the same license as the original work. [173 words]
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The Raisin Hater Joseph D Smith
He is the size of your thumb, with an attitude full of hate and delusion, all for one thing...Raisins! The Raisin Hater is always paranoid that the Raisins are going to get him, he thinks that they are alive, trying to conspire against him. This paranoia comes from an early trauma that is unknown, even till this very day. He was born to this world without documentation, as he is something extraordinarily un-human! This is his story.
(Darkened scene)
Voice: Oh the irony... The Raisins are growing in numbers, and I am only one man, so help me lord! I will set out to kill every single Raisin!
(Lights on, introduce The Raisin Hater)
The Raisin Hater: WHY-OH-WHY?! Why must I be tormented by those vile-little...OOOHHH!!!
.The Raisin Hater trips over a Raisin, and screams.
The Raisin Hater: You little son of a bitch!!!
The Raisin Hater kicks at the Raisin, but misses and trips again. He gets up.
The Raisin Hater: YOU!!! You. You...
The Raisin Hater collapses from exhaustion, and starts to ponder.
The Raisin Hater: Damn Raisins...
THE END!
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