The Chair by Colin Baker - [235 words]
Raining Cats And Dogs
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What's It Like To Be by Andrews - [22 words]
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Verbosity by Briony Carvalho Got bored and fancied writing a silly poem for a giggle! [53 words]
Unwanted Happiness by C Stretch This is somebody who is used to pain and rejection all her life. So once she finds "happines... [69 words]
Ultimately At Your Service by Rae - [82 words]
Ugly by Elizabeth Flores Not really my usual style, but it's just something I had on my mind and this is how it came out:) [109 words]
Two Birds Of Paradise by Kendall Wilt For the lovers. Fictional poetry. [73 words]
Troubled Insecurities by C Stretch - [170 words]
Time To Get Serious? by Curious - [70 words]
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Thinking About Your Leaves by Sasu - [117 words]
There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe by Nikki Mont Louis - [46 words]
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The Lotus by Brian C Lebron Haiku. [6 words]
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Something To Think About by C Stretch I didn't know what to call it... Just tell me what you think. [31 words]
Since You've Gone by Iain Spittles Curious got me all curious about my own emotions over lost exes, so I dug into them a little.... [49 words]
Second Chance At Life by C Stretch In my world history class, we were assigned a Timed writing. And the subject was 'reincar... [130 words]
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Reviews by Curious Someone mentioned that some of the comments I received might make material for a poem, took that and we... [830 words]
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Presidental Misconduct by Kendall Wilt Another Haiku to throw in the stew.Just having a laugh at the world around us. Might as ... [18 words]
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Playground by Curious - [53 words]
Over And Over by Danae Bonomini - [66 words]
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Once-In-A-Lifetime Offer by C Stretch - [77 words]
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Not Again by Curious - [115 words]
Needless by Rae - [60 words]
Moments by Luis Felipe Moura When love makes all the difference... [148 words]
Mistaken Identity by Curious Removed a line, thanks for the suggestion. [47 words]
Mississippi Love by Mia Angello - [53 words]
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Later On by Danae Bonomini - [92 words]
L - O - V - E by C Stretch Any type of relationship have their flaws.. [34 words]
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Jake For Goodness Sake by Shantal Thomas - [79 words]
It's That Time Of Year by D G Williford Memories, smells, sounds of Christmas to a young girl. [197 words]
In My Head Thoughts Of You by Andrews - [50 words]
I Will Never Be Him by Kimmberlee A Wolf - [92 words]
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Hollow Heart by M Q Walters And if your life at home Is in a hollow heart It’s wasted on an old mans tears. [77 words]
Heroes And Villains by John Roberts A short 'ditty' that came to mind while working on a project for the local police force. [186 words]
Heartbreaker by Briony Carvalho Another attempt at rhyming - bit of a jokey one (makes a change from my terminally depressive ones... [97 words]
Hated I Shall Be by C Stretch - [58 words]
Gooodbye To You by Andrews - [47 words]
Game by Uche Peter Umez A look at a night in a brothel. [23 words]
Fragrance by Uche Peter Umez Affection for a beloved. [24 words]
Field Of Flowers by Andrews - [59 words]
Dying Star by C Stretch One of my earilest piece of writing... IT SUCKS!! TT_TT. [24 words]
Distraction by Rachel Alden - [78 words]
Death-Stained Love by C Stretch - [36 words]
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Christmas Time by Andrews - [52 words]
Chorus Of Love by Briony Carvalho My first attempt at a proper old school rhyming poem - one about losing 'the one' [116 words]
Calling Out To Death by C Stretch It's old... I'm not as desperate to die anymore.. [251 words]
Butterfly Love by Briony Carvalho - [90 words]
Bah Humbug by Curious - [14 words]
Attraction by Luis Felipe Moura An attempt to describe what cannot be explained. [116 words]
Angel Man by Mia Angello - [72 words]
And No-One Else by Ian Tronco - [69 words]
And I'm Still Learning.... by C Stretch A very old writing of mine.. I never really like my crap that I write.. I d k.. Some... [133 words]
All That I Am by C Stretch I don't know what I was writing about.. Or what I even trying to say in it... [78 words]
Abandon by Mia Angello - [41 words]
A Reflection Of Tomorrow by Brian C Lebron - [63 words]
A Little Bit Of Limbo by Curious - [33 words]
A Hard Place To Be by Curious Consolidating some of my stuff, sorry about that. [97 words]
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Raining Cats And Dogs
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Raining Cats And Dogs
It was, I thought, a metaphor
that talked of cats and dogs,
in terms of falling like the rain
in spoken dialogue.
Yet while out walking yesterday
the queerest thing took place.
'Twas dogs and cats indeed that did
rebound from off my face.
Oh yes ! 'Twas raining cats and dogs
I know you've heard it said.
But truly several ginger Toms
did strike me on my head.
And as I howled then craned my neck
to gaze up at the sky.
A bull dog, then an afghan hound
did strike me on each eye.
'Twas at that point I threw up arms
and cried out " what the heck ? "
But scarcely had I closed my lips
two shih-tzu's struck my neck.
A dizzy me now did collapse
my head one great ca-hoot.
Yet worse was still to come I fear,
six poodles in my boots !
The next thing I remember then
was waking up in bed.
A hospital ! That's where I was !
They'd patched and stitched my head.
That's why I now believe the tale.
For me it's myth no more.
It can, and does rain cats and dogs.
It's no mere metaphor.
So now whenever raindrops fall
I keep a watchful eye,
for furry things like dogs and cats
atumbling from the sky.
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"drop dead funny and clever, might want to invest in a steel umbrella." -- curious.
"Hi again curious and thanks for reading. Your advice is funny, not just in a literal sense, but also because I did originally try to work the concept of an umbrella into the poem, but failed..Hopefully it's none the worse for it though. Happy New Year by the way for 2006 etc...." -- Colin Baker.
"Laughed out loud and nearly coated my screen in Dr Pepper!! Thank you Colin for a truly brilliant poem!!!! Happy New Year!" -- Briony C.
"Hi Briony and thanks for posting your comments. I'm sorry it so nearly cost you a can of Dr. Pepper, it's far too expensive ! lol Happy New Year to your goodself also..And a belated Merry Christmas" -- Colin Baker.
"This was a great piece of work!!I am sorta new to this site and only read a few things but this was by far the best!! I will definitely read some more from you. Do you think you could read my story "Blood of the Battle" " -- Brandon Kinsler.
"Very funny indeed! Most enjoyable." -- Iain Spittles, Cardiff, UK.
"Hi Ian and thanks for commenting. You're not too far from my own part of Wales either. What a small world !" -- Colin Baker.
"A nice diversion from your lengthy, fanatical, boring political dissertations. Although it's fantasy-like, it makes more sense than many of your serious efforts. You may have found your true niche. I suppose you can consider this a complimentary review, even from me. " -- Richard.
"Thank you indeed, Richard...." -- Colin Baker.
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