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Prudes |
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The Pratmeister feels a rant coming on again. Oh dear.
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Thepratmeister |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
The Pratmeister is coming to get you!
[July 2005] |
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Prudes
Thepratmeister
The Pratmeister's
RANT OF THE WEEK
August 8 2005
PRUDES
God, I hate 'em. Hate with a passion bordering on the
fecking homicidal. I'd happily take their heads in my
hands and squeeze them till their brains come out
their eyeballs. Except they don't have brains.
The latest fuckwits to piss me off go beyond the
usual "Emma Watson is too young to fancy" bullshit
mentality. Now they're trying to say a fucking
SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD is too young for anyone over
that age to go out with! What a bunch of faggots!
The Pratmeister would like to point out to any prudish
wankers present that he is just over thirty years of
age and that he would happily go out with a seventeen
year old sexpot like THAT. The pratmeister would
also like to point out that he has friends of similar
ages who HAVE and continue to do so (one girl in
question now being 20, this relationship having gone
on for THREE happy and successful years. But if it
were up to pricks like this, those two would never
have even been allowed to fucking MEET!).
Are you really trying to tell me that just because
I'm now in my thirties I'm stuck with a menu
of bitter divorcees and single moms? Cause no
offence, you faggoty ass pansies, but FUCK YOU!
I will go out with who I like so long as you can't
be fucking arrested for it, and one person -
ONE FUCKING NOBHEAD - who implies that anyone
is doing anything wrong will get a oneway trip to
fucking casualty!
THIS is what's wrong with the world . These people
are as bad as the people who hate interracial couples.
Couples should stick to their own race. Couples
should stick to their own age. God FUCKING FORBID
you might actually fall for someone outside the
boundaries of their bigoted, narrow-minded, sick
fucking worldview.
COUPLES FAIL. SOMETIMES ONE PARTNER IS
USED, EXPLOITED, HURT,ABUSED EVEN.
MOST OF THESE PEOPLE ARE THE SAME
FUCKING AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOULD PEOPLE REALLY RATHER A
SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL (OR GUY) GO OUT
WITH A USER AND AN ABUSER RATHER THAN
A NICE GENUINE GUY (OR GIRL) JUST BECAUSE
THE ABUSER IS THE SAME FUCKING AGE AND
THE NICE ONE IS OLDER?!??!?!??!!?
I HATE THIS FUCKING PLANET.
I HATE THIS FUCKING SAD EXCUSE FOR A
SOCIETY.
AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucks for the memory!
The Pratmeister
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"Pratmeister, you are so right. You're a foul-mouthed psychotic, but your point is entirely accurate. Maybe if you made it with a little less bile?" -- Amelia, Adelaide, SA, Australia.
"Maybe if you shut up and sucked my dick?!?!?!!??" -- thePratmeister, Adelaide, SA, Australia.
"Fucking right on Pratmeister. About time someone said it like it is, but as none other than Nicole Cornes said in this weeks trashy edition of the sunday mail, people can't handle the truth. As a little side note ,it should be clarified that she is indeed MRS Nicole Cornes, the truth being that she is married to none other than past fuckhead has been Adelaide football club coach Graham Cornes. That is the tale of a modern crack whore for you, marry some washed up slapper twice your age, and then ride his coat tales to get yourself a column in the sunday mail, where you can unleash your thrilling diatribe onto an unwitting public. Thats the way to climb to the top as you struggle your way through your half backed attempt at legal studies, only to realise you are too stupid, and end up licking envelopes in the mail room at the sunday mail as you realise it is the only thing you can actually do, and do well. Lick fucking balls!! The world has truley gone to the fucking shit house. The government just want us all to be up to our balls in debt, sign an Australian Workplace Agreement, and then bend over and get reamed week in week out for a fucking pathetic minimal wage. Then you wont have time to build relationships with any one, regardless of their age, as you will be too busy working your balls of earning minimal wage. Fuck the beurocrats, fuck the government, fuck all you prudes out there and most of all FUCK NICOLE CORNES UP THE ASS WITH THE ROUGH END OF A PINAPPLE, YOU FUCKING TOOTHLESS MOLE." -- Jimmy, Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.
"Jimmy, my boy, you are my kind of bloke!;)" -- thepratmeister, Adelaide, SA, Australia.
"Men like you seek young ones cause you can't handle a mature one! Get yourself a barbie doll, or better yet GIJoe might work for your sick ass!" -- mandi.
"That's the argument always used by dried-up old closet dykes who can't get any and aren't likely to. Suck my cock! On second thoughts, don't, I'm nauseous enough already! Fuck you, you dried-up old dyke!" -- thePratmeister.
"That's the spirit mandi, or is it mandyke..? Why dont you shove the barbie and GI Joe dolls up your ass, at the same time..? Fuck it, i think i will just shit on your chest instead you fucking inbred gapped toothed mole." -- Jimmy.
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