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TITLE (EDIT)
Nicole Cornes Can Suck My Balls
DESCRIPTION
The pratmeister gently points out to a "Sunday Mail" columnist where she is going wrong in life.
[535 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor
AUTHOR
Thepratmeister
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
The Pratmeister is coming to get you!
[July 2005]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (13)
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Nicole Cornes Can Suck My Balls
Thepratmeister

 RANT OF THE WEEK

July 31 2005



THE DUMB CUNT STRIKES AGAIN
SAYS THE PRATMEISTER



Yes, that silly slapper Nicole Cornes,
from that paedophile rag The Sunday
Mail, has struck again. Regular readers
of my remarkably insightful columns
will remember I took a shot at this silly
slag just a few short weeks ago.
You'd think after a round with the
Pratmeister, the dumb fucking cunt
would just shut the fuck up and go
get herself a life, but no such luck,
folks. This week she's - what a shock-
attacking men again. Well what else
would you expect from a dumb dyke
bitch like her? Apparently, Nicunt
doesn't like it because some men
have been complaining about the
number of adverts portraying guys
as stupid, incompetent, bad in bed,
lazy, you name it men have fucking
copped it lately. The Dumb Slag, of
course, thinks this is all fine, and
some kind of payback for women
being demeaned. When was the last
time you saw a woman being demeaned
on an advert? That's right, not in this
dumb fucking bitch's lifetime, because
the hairy-armpitted dyke feminist
brigade have taken over the world
and any criticism of women - and
let's face it, there's lots to give,
especially in this day and age - is
prohibited under section five of The
Modern Slag's Right To Do And Say
Whatever The Fuck The Dumb Cunts
Want To legislation. This same
legislation, you'll recall, that forbids
men to even open their fucking gobs
these days. What I find especially
comical is this slag's attitude, for
without men women would still be
in the kitchen barefoot. You really
think we couldn't have stopped your
"emancipation", you dumb slut? We
could have kicked your fat asses back
in the bedroom had we wanted. But no,
we WANT you out in the workforce,
honeys. We WANT you working long
hours in shit jobs, never getting any
time with friends or family (if they've
got any, which is doubtful with the
Modern Slag), for shit pay, we WANT
you tired, stressed and dying at younger
and younger ages. We WANT you to
see where your fucking equality has
got you - to see exactly how shit life
is for most fucking men. Of course,it
can never be as shit for women as men
no matter how hard we try cause they
don't have to fucking put up with
women!

And these men Ms SELFISH BITCH
laughs at are, of course, 100% fucking
RIGHT. You can't fart nowadays without
seeing an advert depicting men as
stupid or incompetent or selfish.
SELFISH? That's a fucking laugh and
a half these days. No one can touch
fucking women when it comes to
sheer unbridled selfishness in the
21st century. The slags have it down
pat. And men are still to blame for
everything fucking stupid these
dumb slappers ever fucking do.
How's about taking some fucking
responsibility, ladies? Look in the
mirror and see what your "modern
woman" act has turned you into.
Parasites, vermin, pure unadulterated
self-interested SCUM.
A woman being declared to be attractive
is an advert is demeaning now,
according to these ugly cunts. But
slag off men all you like, oh yes!
OH NO. Men of the world, unite,
cast off your chains, and let's throw
the bitches off their high horses and
back in the bedroom where they
belong. Then again, why bother?
For all their whining, most of THEM
are shit and selfish in bed.
Men are supposed to be all interested
in "What Women Want". Unfortunately
that's all the modern woman is
interested in, too. THEMSELVES.
Well FUCK YOU BITCHES, and FUCK
YOU NICOLE CORNES!

I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU
TALENTLESS DUMB MOTHER
FUCKING HACK




And to all a good fuck!

The Pratmeister

 

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"Hilarious! Er...that was meant to be funny, right?" -- amjade.
"You could've hurt someone especially nicole. There's people out there that love and care for her you stupid selfish gr. You don't hav the right to say that" -- Natalie.
"I have every right, you dumb cunt!" -- pratmeister.
"While you made plenty of good points Pratty, you seemed to have tried too hard for someone who wishes to appear that he doesn't GAF. Can't say I miss the Adelaide media though. Some of that 5hit just had to be said.... regards, REB" -- REB, Ippy, Qld, Australia.
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"And I thought I hated women. We should encourage them to start a new world-wide women's organization. "CUNTS" (Can't Understand Normal Thinking) I used to believe that my late mother was the only good woman there ever was. Now, I'm not so sure about that. I think she hated me from birth. Why else would a woman name her son Marion?" -- Marion.
"Honestly an asshole like u should be sucking my balls u worthless cunt. " -- Sam.
"You are the most hilarious person I've ever seen my entire life. HAHAHAHA it's just so damn funny hahahhahaha." -- Assaultman.
"She's not even a good fuck but she put on a good show masturbating." -- Jack Offenoff, Port Adelaide, SA, Australia.

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