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TITLE (EDIT)
Mullet Girl |
DESCRIPTION
This is the origin of Mullet Girl
[483 words] |
AUTHOR
Wetweathersewage |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
See more at wetweathersewage.com
[May 2010] |
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Mullet Girl
Wetweathersewage
In the all too ominous cloudy town of Mulletville there lived a plump pizza maker. A very famous pizza maker actually.
His name was Maximillian Leronzo. He is the generic (fat, wearing chef clothing, holding a pizza, mustache)
pizza maker on the pizza boxes you get from non chain pizzerias. Throughout the town he was respected for his
pizza; specifically his Beer Battered Pizza. One day when Maximillian was at the local supermarket buying a new
ivory mustache comb, he happened to bump into another famous person of the town. He happened into the generic
lady filled with syrup. Her name was Antwoinette Lice. She was so beautiful Maximillian dropped the pizza he
always carried. (For at all time he is holding a pizza like on the box.) She was buying some waffles and was quite
embarrassed when he noticed them in her cart next to the pancakes. He did not mind. In fact he was slightly
turned on by her strong sexual urges. She saw the hot desire in his eye. She picked up the pizza he dropped and
handed it to him. As he grabbed it their hands touched. “Thanks” he said. She said “You’re going to thank me
more later.” They left the supermarket and went back to his house and made sweet tangy love. They were like
eggs being scrambled in a bowl. By morning tomato sauce and syrup was slathered everywhere. The room had the
warm scent of baked bread and melted butter. They were madly in love and immediately got married that day. Soon
they found out they were going to be proud parents. In eight months time Antwoinette was ready to have a child.
She was rushed to a hospital and after being in labor for 2 hours, at 350 degrees, Antwoinette gave birth to
their wonderful daughter Mullet Girl. Well almost…for Antwoinette actually laid a popcorn kernel. The doctor was
stunned at this. All he could suggest was for her to simply treat the kernel like an egg. So Maximillan,
Antwoinette and popcorn kernel Mullet Girl went home to begin the new process. For the next month Antwoinette
sat on her kernel, keeping it warm and safe. Then finally one day while watching the movie “Less Than Amateur”
and sitting on the kernel, Antwoinette felt it wiggle. She got off of it and called for Maximillan. The two of
them watched as their popcorn kernel popped into the beautiful Mullet Girl! They quickly scooped her up and
held her. They were so proud. Their daughter had her father’s shape and her mother’s skin consistency. She came
out as a grey core workout ball*. That is the origin of Mullet Girl. Next time we will have a look into her early
years.
(*You know what those are, right? It’s the big round rubber ball with about a 2 foot diameter that people do
sit ups on. )
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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
May 2010 |
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