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If I Die by Colin Baker Inspired by a conversation one evening at bedtime between my 6 year old daughter and I. Suddenly, she ... [129 words]
A Fibber's Prayer by Colin Baker A short poem about making good some porkies. [291 words]
The Retrospective Chicken by Colin Baker Introspective journey of a chicken. [255 words]
Howling Dog by D G Williford What I hear tonight with senses heightened... [107 words]
Allusions And Musings by Gregory De Feo A collection of poems that mainly bypass consternation to express admiration, the Scrip... [1,223 words]
Pieces Of Time by M Q Walters Ramblings of a heart that cannot go back in time... [110 words]
Changing Of The Seasons by Dorothy Borden -This poem tell the story of growning up and old, and realizing that life has quickly p... [214 words]
Yours Personally by C M S Sharpe It's bout someone sitting down and taking the time out of their lives to make this most perfec... [307 words]
Your So Far Away by Danae Bonomini This 1 is about a guy I really like atm called bowen ;) his a good bloke... so I hope all youz... [117 words]
Your Local Sniper by John Roberts Freedom is often assumed but comes at a price that someone has to pay - someone just like you... [312 words]
You In My Life by Brittany Tellez Mostly about life and how its much easier when you have someone that you love. [72 words]
Years Of Love by John Roberts Another anniversary poem for you know who ! [100 words]
X-Ray My Heart by Dri - [150 words]
Without A Heart by C M S Sharpe It's kinda like 'well without this, then how could so-and-so happen?' lol jus read it. [50 words]
Why To Regret? by Dri - [216 words]
Why Should I Suffer? by Danae Bonomini - [107 words]
What Happened?? by Brittany Tellez As my life fell to pieces ....and all I could do was watch.please give it some reviews I love h... [83 words]
Waiting For Me by C M S Sharpe Thinking about what will happen in the future... What is in store? Something good? Something hor... [62 words]
Val by Carla Thomson - [85 words]
Unexcused Bane by Brien Larson About my parents. Again. [163 words]
Trucker Tony by John Roberts A short poem on the 'joys ? ' of being a trucker. Written with thoughts of my son Tony, who is an ... [249 words]
Tk by Carla Thomson - [204 words]
Three Little Important Words by John Roberts Short and succint ! [50 words]
This Weekend by Carla Thomson - [242 words]
There's Monsters In My Bedroom! by John Roberts A poem about the visions of childhood and how adults should not ignore their re... [181 words]
The Worst Day Ever by LoweE The worst day for a kid. [136 words]
The Wave by Danae Bonomini This poem is kinda weird..but I reeli lyk this 1!! only took me bout 5 minutes 2 write aswell :D so ye... [63 words]
The Mystery Of My Mind-Subtitle:The Things I've Tried by David Daniels I was just about to go to my son's baseball game when sud... [469 words]
The Break Up by Carla Thomson - [126 words]
The Best Of Me by Rae - [202 words]
Tears Without A Cause by C M S Sharpe Haven't you ever had those awkward moments with a loved one crying and you didn't know wh... [83 words]
Take Me Away by Brittany Tellez This is about a girl who feels like there is no reason for her to be alive...and that the only way... [106 words]
Summer Storm by Dorothy Borden - [98 words]
Soft by Rae - [115 words]
Sleeping Memories by Mary Tronti - [63 words]
Simply Love by John Roberts A love poem for my wife. [141 words]
Self Promotion by Richard L Minton This is a poem about someone who sees themself as what they are not, but claim to be. [39 words]
Ruby Drops by C M S Sharpe A regular everyday life of a slicer..... [90 words]
Reminder by Danae Bonomini - [100 words]
Reflections On Life by John Roberts A short poem, written late at night, reflecting on the life and thoughts of a mature person... [206 words]
Quinton by Carla Thomson - [194 words]
Pluck These Petals by C M S Sharpe Do you remember picking up a flower and picking its petals; saying "S/he loves me, s/he love... [52 words]
Planting A Weed by C M S Sharpe It's one of my many short poems... Talking about relationships. How you think they're gonna wor... [44 words]
Pink Roses In May by Mary Tronti - [108 words]
Pieces Of My Heart by M Q Walters Just a poem... pieces of my heart. [124 words]
Paperdoll by C M S Sharpe I don't really know how to describe...it.... Erm.. unless you guys can think of something...My ears a... [60 words]
Our First Kiss by John Roberts A poem of sweet memories. [66 words]
O Summer! How We Owe To You! by Sandeepan Sb Bose Angelwithfirewing It'a poem about the season SUMMER with a touich of romantic realization. [124 words]
Nature Of The Seasons by Carla Thomson - [62 words]
My Wonderful Gran-Son Arron by Amarjit Bhambra My first Gran-son....Ahhh. [23 words]
My Invisible Friend by John Roberts A poem about the perception of things from a childs viewpoint. [185 words]
My Gardener by M Q Walters - [51 words]
My Fairy Tale by C M S Sharpe Read and find out.. I don't really know how to describe it without spoiling it! [208 words]
My Death Letter by Bryan King After I died I still hated you, brother. [130 words]
My Apology by Robert Lil Rob Shemwell Since My father went to prison, I have acted out and took it out on my mom, this is my apology. [404 words]
Morning Dew Is Gone by Charles J Williams Think about it...reread it and think again...then look outside as the dew settles, open you... [32 words]
Moor Good Mornings by John Roberts Visual imagery of early morning on the moors. [142 words]
Moments Of Intimacy by Dri - [72 words]
Mitch Hodson by Danae Bonomini This is about ANOTHER guy...i rit it about a month or so ago tho so yeah...some bits of it I like ... [126 words]
Mental Torture by John Roberts A short humorous poem on the mental torture of modern life. [166 words]
Major Highs And Manic Lows by Ian Tronco - [95 words]
Magnetism by Buxton Not sure what this is about, just random poetry. [94 words]
Love's Vortex by John Roberts A poem for the special woman in my life. [141 words]
Love You More by Brittany Tellez The husband that gave me everything I wanted until he died. [109 words]
Life With No 'f' by C M S Sharpe Well let's see... Write out the word : LIFE Take the letter 'F' out and what do you get? [124 words]
Just Being A Woman by John Roberts A poem about the difficulties of being a woman? [98 words]
Just An Ordinary Day by Dri - [127 words]
July 27th by C M S Sharpe I typed up some stuff that I'd written recently... Enjoy or leave critism, I don't care. [413 words]
It's Lying There by Meria Osborn Everyone wants to be in love! [77 words]
It Takes Two by Dri - [163 words]
It Comes Out by Brittany Tellez Uh... I'm not really sure.its mostly about someone with nowhere to go. [24 words]
Impersonation by Aerial A Ace Ace I poem about a teenager who was cheated by her boyfriend. [82 words]
If You Like Me...
If I Could... by Dri - [155 words]
I Still Love You So... by Dri A strange type of love, but it is still love, isn't it?:-) [193 words]
I Remember Eighteen by John Roberts A poem recalling the plans and pains of youth. [208 words]
I Remember Buddy Holly by John Roberts A poem of memories for the 'boomers' [308 words]
I Love The Way You Love Me by Dri - [127 words]
I Fight Life Tooth And Claw by Duke Sekhon - [147 words]
How, Why by Rebecca A Caine A poem about teenage angst and a girls troubles. [177 words]
How Do I Say It? by Carla Thomson - [133 words]
Hoping To Find Happiness Again by David Daniels Many years ago I was diagnosed with manic depression.These last couple of days I... [543 words]
Honesty Is Not The Best Policy by C M S Sharpe Regretting stupid things you say. [87 words]
Hometown Memories by Dri - [200 words]
His Last 3 Words by Brittany Tellez Its about me and my deciest husband and the three words he said the day that he died.please re... [172 words]
Her Soul Remains by C M S Sharpe Haven't you ever cared about a feminine a lot and suddenly they're gone? Death? Anything that ... [138 words]
He Loves Me,He Loves Me Not by Kasey Ann Miller Kinda like a girl gettin forced into things she doesnt wanna do by the one she love... [133 words]
Harbor Of Dreams by Dri - [77 words]
Gripping Grave by Buxton A dark, edge, of a poem...Welcome it, share it, fall in to a deep abyss and let it be your compa... [83 words]
Gettin Run By Racism by Bryan King The title speaks for it's self. [90 words]
Gettin Run By Racism Pt. 2 by Bryan King More... [95 words]
For My Mom by Bryan King - [59 words]
For Little Mary by Sharon Odonnell A poem. [167 words]
Fifty Comes Around by John Roberts For Jane on a momentous occasion. [144 words]
Exención De Amar by Davianna Morris Amor. [117 words]
Every Thing I Know by Nash Inspired by an old love letter read at the wrong time. [163 words]
Every Man by Tom Bomb - [63 words]
Ending Fear by Buxton A poem about feeling's that sometimes make us weak, and our ability to confront them through the po... [145 words]
Elusive Translucence by Tom Bomb - [87 words]
Elixer Of Life by Dorothy Borden - [103 words]
Dumped For The First Time by Carla Thomson - [134 words]
Drea by Carla Thomson - [209 words]
Diatribe Of An Emerging Scribe by John Roberts Ah - the joys and heartache of writing ! Where does it come from and why ? Ideas... [224 words]
Devoted Love by Dri - [155 words]
Day Of The Drunken One by David Daniels About 20 years ago I got engaged and my fiance and I threw ourselves a nice engagement p... [424 words]
Commuting Hell by John Roberts A poem in memory of many wasted mornings spent waiting for the train when I commuted to work in ... [211 words]
Comfort by Rae - [120 words]
Cheap And Nasty? by John Roberts A short poem with an ecological warning. [100 words]
Castle In The Air by Duke Sekhon - [143 words]
Carmen, Open That Door! by Sasu A discreet poem about..well Im not going to spoil it, but it's cool. [293 words]
Call Of The Guardian by Robert E Higgins Story of a firefighter's view of duty. Inspired by the writers experience on September 11t... [388 words]
Cabal Of Cowards by John Roberts London 7/7 - the cowards strike again ! Let's not glorify them with any name other than what t... [216 words]
Build Them Up by Ashley Burdett My thoughts on the reflections of a condemned man listening to someone build his gallows. [131 words]
Brown Eyed Girl by John Roberts A poem for the woman in my life. [251 words]
Boy Confusion by Cecelia Cooke It's about my life and how I deal with boys I guess. [178 words]
Black Boots by Desi Williams This is to my sis. [94 words]
Beacon by Kayla Meadows I've had five weeks of college experience with more time to write than I expected. Being here has inspir... [83 words]
Autumn Hearts Fall by C M S Sharpe Talking about having love for someone that treats you terribly. [111 words]
Aura by Men Walkalone The energy that connects us all. In us. Spread by us. [51 words]
As Far As I Go, For Now! by Tom Bomb A horror poem...kinda. [233 words]
Are You Finally Coming Home? by Ashley Ann Park THIS IS ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND.HE WAS FORCED TO LEAVE ME AND MOVE TO GEORGIA.IT TORE U... [100 words]
Apparently, I've Gone Insane by David Daniels Just a pleasant little poem that came to me one night while listening to the radio... [296 words]
Anniversary For Maggie by John Roberts For Maggie - My Soul mate - My Best friend - My Lover - For the last 38 years - Ich Lieb... [89 words]
Angel Of The Morning by John Roberts A poem for a loved one. [122 words]
Africa - Where's The Gain ? by John Roberts A bit of a political rant - triggered by recent events and the coverage of Live 8 -... [174 words]
A Low Man by P J Llewellyn This poem illustrates the evils of 'The American Dream', inspired by my visit to New York where I tru... [120 words]
A Letter To My Father by Robert Lil Rob Shemwell I'm 15, my dad was just convicted of 2nd degree attempted murder on my mom, this is what ... [254 words]
A Few Words Away by C M S Sharpe It's about those moments in life where after you were with someone, you're thinking back and r... [88 words]

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TITLE (EDIT)
If You Like Me...
DESCRIPTION
A tone poem, thoughtfully composed by the Pratmeister in tranquil contemplation, whilst taking a dump this afternoon.
[64 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor
AUTHOR
Thepratmeister
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
The Pratmeister is coming to get you!
[July 2005]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (13)
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Lying Little Liars - In Other Words, Our Government And It's Party Political Propaganda Tool - The Media (Non-Fiction) The Pratmeister is becoming political. [338 words]
Nicole Cornes Can Suck My Balls (Non-Fiction) The pratmeister gently points out to a "Sunday Mail" columnist where she is going wrong in life. [535 words] [Humor]
Oh Australia, How I Hate Thee (Non-Fiction) Let me count the ways... [505 words] [Humor]
Out With The Old, In With The Young (Non-Fiction) The Pratmeister gives his overview of 2005, and what he expects for 2006. [525 words] [Humor]
Perverts (Non-Fiction) The world is going insane - but the pratmeister will reassure you you're not alone in thinking so. [322 words] [Humor]
Prudes (Non-Fiction) The Pratmeister feels a rant coming on again. Oh dear. [355 words] [Humor]
Rant Of The Week (Non-Fiction) The Pratmeister tells it like it is on the hot topics of the day. [796 words] [Humor]
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The Aussie Media Are Full Of Shit (Short Stories) The Pratmeister has had enough of the bullshit foisted on the Aussie public as "news" and "current affairs". [510 words] [Humor]
The Pratmeister's Guide To Australia (Non-Fiction) The Pratmeister gives you the unofficial history of the Aussies. [379 words] [Humor]
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If You Like Me...
Thepratmeister

IF YOU LIKE ME

A gentle ditty by the Pratmeister







If you like me and you know it,
suck my dick,
(clap clap)

If you like me and you know it,
suck my dick,
(clap clap)

If you like me and you know it,
and you really want to show it,
if you like me and you know it,
suck my dick
(boom boom!)







Unless you're a guy, of course, in which case, piss
off you fucking fairy!

 

READER'S REVIEWS (2)
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"Yes very lovely if someone did like you. You mean selfish person. Who gives you the right to talk about Nicole Cornes like that." -- Natalie, Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.
"Good one Natalie. Who gives you the right to defend Nicole Cornes anyway..? Let me have a crack at it then, shall I..?Thank god her brainless attempt at being a Sunday Mail columnist has been cut, the editors obviously having a moment of clarity. Nicole Cornes is a washed up, ugly (brunette or blond) gold digging moron, who's kind should be slaughtered from the face of the earth. Her existance on this planet is totally unecessary. The world has enough washed up slappers, marrying men twice their age and pumping out evil little frog spawn and having half a crack at getting a Law degree so as they may try and convince themselves that they are at least half intelligent, and worthy of infecting the gene pool. Nicole the peice of white trash deserves every peice of trash that gets spoken of her. It is alright for her to have here little hollow thoughts of a modern women, but no one else can comment on her. Fuck her. Oh wait... I was meant to be defending her..wasn't I..? Oh well fuck it." -- Jimmy.

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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
July 2005
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