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TITLE (EDIT)
Guys Are Lucky |
DESCRIPTION
someone sent this to me so i thought i'd pass it along, so much is true but mostly just a laugh - sorry girls.
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TITLE KEYWORD
Humor |
AUTHOR
Curious |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
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[January 2007] |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (38)
A Backwards Glance (Poetry) Just some light hearted memories. [57 words] [Humor]
A Bit Mixed Up (Poetry) - [85 words] [Relationships]
A Hard Place To Be (Poetry) Consolidating some of my stuff, sorry about that. [97 words] [Relationships]
A Little Bit Of Limbo (Poetry) - [33 words] [Relationships]
A Missing Part (Poetry) - [28 words]
A Rude Awakening (Poetry) Why in stanzas, why not? made some changes to an old, old one, kinda like me. [83 words] [Relationships]
A Sticky Situation (Poetry) A not so old, old one. [81 words] [Relationships]
Back In Time (Poetry) - [31 words] [Relationships]
Bad Boys (Poetry) Found this in some of my old stuff and reworked it, guess I have too much time on my hands. [159 words] [Relationships]
Bah Humbug (Poetry) - [14 words] [Relationships]
Damn Time (Poetry) Reworked another old one, almost caught up. [174 words] [Relationships]
Deluded (Poetry) - [31 words]
Fruitless (Poetry) - [26 words]
Here Kitty, Kitty - A Memorium (Poetry) Something I wrote some time ago, a tribute to a dear companion who has reached the end of her time here on earth. though written in quite a wise ass way it's really meant with love. [128 words] [Animal]
Hey, I Have An Idea (Poetry) Just a little daydream on a cold winter's day. [86 words] [Relationships]
How's Your Weather? (Poetry) - [31 words] [Relationships]
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Keep 'em Guessing (Poetry) - [48 words] [Relationships]
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Titles Sometimes Wear Me Out (Poetry) - [67 words] [Relationships]
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You Bet We're Different (Poetry) Another bunch of stuff someone sent me. [240 words] [Humor]
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Guys Are Lucky
Curious
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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"As a guy, these are all true, except the tux rental. With a large wedding party, the groom gets his for free. We are simple, but make great pets." -- Fire Keeper.
"uuuggghhh! nuff said" -- lynn.
"ITs true, however blunt, and i like it because of it. Peace." -- Hugh.
"Men rule. Women blow." -- lynn.
"that's not neccissarily a bad thing i'd say:), nice to see u again lynn." -- curious.
"Thought I would check out your work as you kindly looked at mine. loved the poem, oh so true, you guys get all the luck. wanna swop! " -- Kate Kerrison.
"This is great!! I can't believe how much truth is in it!! Thanks for sharing this one with us curious! Love it." -- Green Emerald.
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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
December 2005 |
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