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TITLE (EDIT)
Dogs, Cats, And Babies |
DESCRIPTION
A tale of pet/sibling rivalry
[237 words] |
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor |
AUTHOR
Doc Byron |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
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[April 2007] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
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AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (5)
Blood Whore (Poetry) A vampire learns the true meaning of loneliness [46 words] [Horror]
I Will Kill You (Short Stories) - [196 words] [Horror]
Menopause (Short Stories) A woman going through the ''change of life'' has had enough [297 words] [Horror]
Red Sun (Short Stories) A father's worst nightmare comes true [390 words] [Horror]
The Politics Of Resurrection (Poetry) - [91 words] [Horror]
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Dogs, Cats, And Babies
Doc Byron
Dog no like baby.
Dog no like cat, either. Cat always hissing at
dog, pissing in dog's food bowl.
But dog nice to cat; cat has sharp claws.
Dog used to be center of attention; Here boy!
Good doggy! Get pat on head, scratch on ears.
Then came baby.
Damned little pink thing; always crying,
pisses and shits on self. Smells like cheap
powder.
Baby no good.
Dog must get rid of baby.
No hard to get rid of baby; small, soft, easy
to tear up. Dog could snatch baby from crib, take
into closet, then CHOMP CHOMP...GULP!!
Baby gone.
Then, dog be center of attention again.
Cat would still be there, but dog can handle cat.
Cat no cry, piss and shit self. But, cat always
licking balls. cat maybe sissy cat.
Dog sneak down toward baby's room, real quiet,
sly. But.....OH NO!! Baby start crying!
SHUT UP, BABY!!
But before dog can reach baby's room.....
....cat jump on dog!! Stick claws in dog's eyes!
Eyes fill with blood, dog fall down, blind and
dying.
Cat licks blood from paws, proud of self for
blinding-killing dog. Now cat be center of
attention. Stupid, ball-licking cat! cat is homo.
But....wait!! cat hears something sneaking up
behind it, turns around.....
.....it is blind-dying dog's PAPA dog!
Papa dog has big, sharp teeth, and looks really
pissed off.
Cat shits and pisses self.
Now cat cry like baby.
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© 2007 Doc Byron |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
April 2007 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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