ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
I am 51 and live in Austin Texas. I enjoy writing and playing music. [October 2006]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (29) Anna's Moon Song (Songs) I wrote this song about my wife and her telling me that she would sing to the moon so I could find her. [123 words] [Relationships] Bottom Feeder (Songs) I wrote this song because I thought it was funny that so many people liked Jennifer Lopez's rear end. [144 words] [Erotic] Bubblegum Kills (Songs) I wrote this song because I thought that it would be funny to mix bubble gum music with a anti drug type song, like the song, "Speed Kills," by the band Canned Heat. [147 words] [Humor] Bushwacker Baby (Songs) I wrote this about an old girlfriend. [171 words] [Relationships] Could Never Be (Songs) I wrote this song about falling for that perfect someone and wishing they felt the same way about myself. [165 words] [Relationships] Death And Taxes And My Loving (Songs) I wrote this song about never ending love. [125 words] [Relationships] Different Light (Songs) I wrote this about the shock of 9-11. [148 words] [Horror] Fire Woman (Songs) I wrote this about the lady from the fire department who helped me after a car wreak. [171 words] [Biography] Get Along (Songs) I wrote this because I'm sick of all the hate by different groups. I made this in the style of a cowboy song. [175 words] [Motivational] Good Noise (Songs) I wrote this song about good music. [167 words] [Art] Grubby Paws (Songs) I wrote this song about missing my wife when I'm away from her. [164 words] [Romance] Handfull Of Mush (Songs) I wrote this song about living with cronic head pain. [112 words] [Horror] Jet And Judy (Songs) I wrote this fantasy song about Jet Screamer and Judy Jetson while using the movie Star Wars as a background. Jet and Judy are from the cartoon "The Jetsons." [157 words] [Fantasy] Jowsa Girl (Songs) I wrote this song about my wife and the Chinese dumpling called jowsa which is very popular there. [146 words] [Cooking] Junkyard Dog (Songs) I wrote this song thinking of myself being an outsider peace freak from the late 60's and living in Texas where people were treated badly by many people at that time. [145 words] [Teenage] Little I Can Do (Songs) I wrote his song about being hopelessly in love with my wife. [197 words] [Science Fiction] On A Wing And A Prayer (Songs) I wrote this about a very sexy young lady that I knew. [186 words] [Erotic] Piss And Moan (Songs) I wrote this to show how we seem to be programmed to be the victum when we speak out about something that we care about. [177 words] [Writing Resource] R & R (Songs) I wrote this song about being sick of working. [156 words] [Mind] Remember The Armadillo (Songs) I wrote this song about the blues artist Freddy King and the Armadillo World Headquarters in Austin Texas. [83 words] [Biography] Rock And Roll Pimp (Songs) This song is about playing music or pimping music instead of people. [150 words] [Fantasy] Saint B.J. (Songs) I wrote this song about the late great Barbra Jorden who was known as B.J. to many here at the University Of Texas in Austin. [129 words] [History] Silly Words (Songs) I wrote this song about writing songs. [101 words] [Art] Sweet Patootie (Songs) I wrote this about a young lady that I fell for who had a very nice rear or patootie. [144 words] [Relationships] Termites Of Democracy (Songs) I wrote this song because I couldn't help but notice how people would show more respect to violent gangs than they did to the peace freaks of the 60's and 70's of which I was a part of. Also I notic... [125 words] [Psychology] Transylvanian Mail Order Brides (Songs) I came up with this song because I needed to meet a young lady friend at the Congress bridge in Austin Texas. This bridge is known for having one of the largest bat population. People will come from a... [157 words] [Fantasy] Tree In Your Forest (Songs) I wrote this about a young lady that I fell for but she didn't fall for me. [124 words] [Relationships] Tribute To Mr. Ed (Songs) I wrote this because I love Mr. Ed the talking horse and his tv show in the 60's. [240 words] [Animal] Wild Hair (Songs) I wrote this song about a long distance relationship. [145 words] [Relationships]
Channel Surfer Russell Berwick
Surfs up - change the channel. Seen this before - got to be something better. Can't stop - don't know what I'm after. Day or night - I'm a channel surfer. Got my remote - no one can stop me. Hang ten - fingers all have blisters. Feeling fine - so many stations. Day or night - I’m a channel surfer. Got my spleaf - must have my munchies. Got my sleep - I’m good for hours. Get out of my seat - I need my space now. Day or night - I’m a channel surfer. It's sweeps week – driving my woody. Oh No! the news - don’t need reality. Glued to the screen - no need for the boardwalk. Day or night - I’m a channel surfer.
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