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TITLE (EDIT)
The Biggest Winner |
DESCRIPTION
Getting a hot girl easy! Just takes time!
[411 words] |
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor |
AUTHOR
Wetweathersewage |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
See more at wetweathersewage.com
[May 2010] |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (5)
Accentuated Accidents (Short Stories) Captain Crossbow started in Fat Fetish Porn and worked hs way to the top but it all ended tragically [393 words] [Comedy]
Cash Bronson Man Stories: Cunty Sausage (Short Stories) Cash Bronson is a man who does manly stuff. [464 words]
Date Help (Short Stories) - [233 words]
Max's Inferno (Short Stories) Max Leroy finds himself dead and in heaven some how [919 words] [Humor]
Mullet Girl (Short Stories) This is the origin of Mullet Girl [483 words]
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The Biggest Winner
Wetweathersewage
Max, Coop and Antwoine were downtown at clubs attempting to get bitches.
They sat at a table in the corner of Club S.T.D.
Coop: Im about to get me a bitch.
Coop went to the dance floor and sidled up to a girl. He returned 20 minutes later.
Coop: All that work and I find out she had a boyfriend.
Antwoine: Watch how it’s done.
Antwoine went out onto the floor and came back an hour later.
Antwoine: I got a phone number…
Max: Where is she now?
Antwoine: She left with some other people.
Max: Watch a pro. I am about to get my girlfriend tonight.
Max went out on to the dance floor. He returned two minutes later with a huge girl.
Max: This is mullet girl. I will see you guys later.
Antwoine and Coop laughed. They would rather have no bitch than a huge one.
They went home and heard Max and the girl doing it. They laughed.
The next morning they were awakened by the girl cheering. They heard her heavy feet
thunder out the door. They went into Max’s room. The bed was broken. Max lay on the
mattress smiling.
Coop: (Snickering) Have a good time last night?
Antwoine: Smells like butter in here.
Max: Laugh now, but just wait a few months and this will all make sense.
A few months passed without any sign from Mullet Girl. One day there was a knock
at the door. Antwoine answered and found a thin attractive girl behind the door.
Antwione: Oh hey, I ordered you two hours ago! I should get you for free like a
pizza deal. If I don’t get it in a half hour it’s free!
Girl: I’m not a hooker. I’m Mullet Girl! I’m here for max!
Max comes to the door.
Max: Oh my! The biggest loser sure works wonders!
Mullet girl jumped on max and hugged him.
Max: Now get your tight little ass in my room. I just got a new bed today we
need to test.
She ran to the room. Max turned to Antwoine.
Max: You see Antwoine, you were too busy trying to get hot girls wasting time
and energy. I however got a fat girl, without any trouble at all and sent her
to the Biggest Loser and had them raise her to be hot. And since I “liked” her
before she was hot she will forever be devoted to me. You just have to be patient
like when growing a plant.
Max then went into his room to harvest what he made
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2009 Wetweathersewage |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
November 2009 |
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