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TITLE (EDIT) Accentuated Accidents
DESCRIPTION Captain Crossbow started in Fat Fetish Porn and worked hs way to the top but it all ended tragically [393 words]
TITLE KEYWORD Comedy
AUTHOR Wetweathersewage
ABOUT THE AUTHOR See more at wetweathersewage.com [May 2010]
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Accentuated Accidents Wetweathersewage This is the story of Captain Crossbow, born Eric Enz. Eric Enz was the first porn star to accidentally kill another porn star in a film during intercourse. Eric Enz was quite a large man and sported a classic porn stache and was a star in the heyday of porn back in the mid 70's when it wasn�t accessible to every 12 year old who could spell youporn in a computer web address bar. Eric Enz was an unknown for most of his career and had to star in fat fetish videos (Videos where he banged obscenely fat chicks) until he came up with a new position that would take the world by storm. It was a tweak on the classic doggy style. In this new position, he would take the girl from behind while standing, and for the grab he would turn his palms upward and grab her by the biceps. It was called The Crossbow. After these films became a hit, even among people who didn�t like fat porn, he earned the nickname Captain Crossbow. He was a star, a porn star. He was Cross bowing his way to the top. His status earned him a part in a normal porn with a normal sized girl. The film was to be called "Ding DONG: Who's that at my back door?" but it was never made. If the porn directors would have plugged Captain Crossbows mass and average acceleration per thrust into the force equation, Force = Mass x Acceleration, they would have realized that his force was much to powerful for the actress who was only 120 pounds. Captain Crossbow went 38 thrusts crossbow style before the director realized the actress was dead, it was another 40 thrusts before he told him she was dead, it was estimated that she died after 20 thrusts. After the incident, Captain Crossbow fell into a deep depression and abandoned the porn industry. He tried forgetting his past but was constantly reminded by fans who recognized him and wanted his autograph and to do the crossbow for them, but he vowed to never do the crossbow again. After years of guilt for murdering a woman with his powerful thrusts he killed himself by overdosing on erectile dysfunction medication. He is survived by his bastard child Kevin Erx. His films are registered for historical significance by congress. wetweathersewage.com
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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE May 2010	NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED 1736