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The Summer Man by K P William Cheng Surreal and susceptible. [446 words]
The Diary Of Walter Chan Part Two by K P William Cheng More Adventure and emotional troubles for the cute Chinese guy... the witty W... [8,649 words]
Coffee At Starbucks by Sunny Another twisted tale involving your favorite superhero's, Nullman and Superman. [1,188 words]
Angel Turns Pro by Lawrence Peters A Paranormal Parable. [472 words]
The Fate Machine by Darcy K Metz This is a story about a desperate man who finds a way to take control of his own fate. Or does... [1,157 words]
Poisoned Seed by Nitro A rough draft of a new work. Feedback and suggestions would be appreciated, and I will continue t... [810 words]
God Moth by Matt Tracy A look at the perspectives we take on things; and God. The question of who God is is a major focus of ... [1,390 words]
An Unhealthy Case Of Paranoia by Glen Pearson After taking some acid, a night on the beers is the last thing Pete wants. Larry'... [2,668 words]
A Story About Music by Luis Carlos Silva/Lyn It's kind of a fairy tale. It compares the impressions whe have when we listen to music to ... [1,185 words]
The Sun Ray Hit His Eyes by K P William Cheng Marriage, obligation, deceit, homosexuality, the cruelty of seeing the truth... [2,462 words]
The Blindfold by Danny I. Spitler A couple decides to meet in an most unusual and erotic manner. [1,679 words]
Joe And His Cat by Mark Herner A young college student finds a way to make money and acquaintances, to the amazement of his fr... [3,083 words]
Learning To Heel by Rekha Ambardar A mainstream (humorous) short story. [1,930 words]
Vanquished by Crazy Clown Death, Revenge, Death. Misery has gone full circle. [894 words]
The Test
The Steel Circle by Steven K Mitchell Combat unto death! [3,053 words]
The Slapper by Glen Pearson A geezer unflatteringly describes his encounter with a member of the opposite sex after having one ... [1,350 words]
The Sisters: Chaper 1 by R. Nonny This is a story I wrote that takes place in a medeival time period in another world. [743 words]
The Muse Keeps On by Crazy Clown A tale of the joys and sufferings of the muse... [1,006 words]
T. S., I Remember by Jenny Mercer Haunted pictures? Do you have one? [802 words]
Shaman by Randy Guess A young warrior comes to a wise old shaman, on his deathbed, seeking the path to Sister Wisdom and all s... [653 words]
Journey To Xzorath by Steven K Mitchell A dark Shaman finds what he seeks... [1,739 words]
Harbor Light Mission by Randy Guess Account of a night and morning spent at Salvation Army's Harbor Light Mission for men in H... [3,374 words]
Grim by Arcanum Weird. [442 words]
Water Festival In Thailand by Danny I. Spitler In Thailand, the "land of smiles," one of the wildest and happiest celebrations is S... [1,701 words]
Waiting... by Lawrence Peters - [249 words]
The Monster Of Vangor by Nancy F. Carlson Please tell me if this is any god dog good? [1,535 words]
The Letters by Shawna Benson Katherine receives a letter from the man of her dreams... [1,514 words]
The Forest Elf by John Shade A man meets a forest elf [1,290 words]
The Absolution Of Margaret by Richard Koss A story about life in the confessional booth of a Catholic church. [549 words]
Streetlights by Annie Van Dalsem A young homeless woman, a former UC Berkeley student, chronicles 48 hours in her life on the Berke... [15,749 words]
Please Sir by Paula M Shackleford This is the first three chapters of a story I am trying to write, a sort of bonkbuster-cum-comedy ab... [12,851 words]
Letting Go by Paula M Shackleford A guy who has broke up with his girlfriend is writing her a letter to explain his actions. [1,264 words]
Blue Run At Telluride by Danny I. Spitler The author tests his nerve and his resolve in a challenging duel with a ski slope. [1,770 words]
Almost There by Paula M Shackleford An engaged girl runs into an old crush who once humiliated her, and is horrified to find herself s... [2,520 words]
A Story Problem by Kathleen Quigley A story written for Literature class that was almost true, but greatly exaggerated. [1,070 words]
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! by Crazy Clown When did being almost right, but still showing inderstanding of the question, be considere... [566 words]
Wormshither by Tony Seljuk a story of a boy and his love interest. typical fodder [456 words]
The Journal by John Christopher Cook - [3,980 words]
The Insane Ramblings Of A Complete Idiot by Crazy Clown An essay on the insane ramblings of a complete idiot. Written by a com... [1,090 words]
That's Ratings Suicide! by Tcn A satiric story done on one cynical night. [545 words]
Net by Barbara Villarreal Walking through the internet. [1,486 words]
"Even In Light, May Appear Shadow" by Stoneheart Don't you just love how life can reach around and hit you square in the butt... [674 words]
Untitled by Mary Jo Javier - [250 words]
Unstable by Margaret Li A short story about domestic violence. [1,108 words]
Tidings Of Comfort And Joy by Kathleen May “Tidings of Comfort and Joy” explores the loneliness of early adolescence and the in... [2,477 words]
The Widower by Tony Seljuk An elderly man, bored with life so much to the point where his own filthy socks are intriguing, ta... [1,990 words]
The Tree House by Steven R. Kravsow When you're a kid growing up, there are always three rules you need to remember-- look both ways... [3,691 words]
The Scissors by Glen Pearson Two lewd,crude,common geezers very graphically discuss a night of 'passion' that went awry for one... [1,297 words]
The Farnsworth Affair by Richard Koss An innocent man becomes trapped in a web of circumstance from which there is no escape. A... [5,045 words]
Reaping What You Sow by J W Wilson III - [4,031 words]
Know It? - I Wrote It by Richard Koss This is a funny, perhaps silly, outrageous story. I'm not sure of its exact origin, but ... [663 words]
Is She Playing Away? by Glen Pearson An ordinary bloke lies awake next to his girlfriend pondering over whether she's cheating ... [937 words]
Ilya's Song by Bert Paradis Narrative about profound sadness in a young child. [991 words]
Beyond The Fence by Mason Cole When a mysterious stranger wanders into a small Nebraska town, its citizens are forced to make... [6,840 words]
While The Iron's Hot by Richard Koss The story of a woman, a victim of spousal abuse, and her solution to the problem. [774 words]
Timmya The Totter And The Cave Adventure Part 1 by Rose Trimovski its a very interesting Adventure story about four kids that ... [9,800 words]
The Barn by Glen Pearson A barn offering food and comfort is not all that it seems to a hungry tramp. [1,505 words]
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Times. by John C Smith An account of orgasmic discovery? [372 words]
The Box by Mason Cole When two boys from the future cross wits with a man out of time, the world's future lies within...THE B... [5,497 words]
"An Honorable Man" by Zach Czaia A circumstantial meeting between bum and biographer that uncovers a dark secret about our co... [2,826 words]
Summers' End by John C Smith A true story about a local murder that became almost too local. [910 words]

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My first publishing-worthy (at least I hope) short story, on the topic of what religion is, was, and what may become...
[1,118 words]
Crazy Clown
Proud founder and president of Crazy Clown Productions (c)
[October 2000]
Dragonball Z - Akira Toryama's Drug Trip? (Essays) An essay worthy of the label of Crazy Clown, about the sheer ludicrousnessness of Dragonball Z. [989 words] [Humor]
Some Explanation Is In Order (Essays) You might come to this title expecting a deep, philosophical, or thought-provoking story; instead, you get this! It is an explanation of my rather unique writing style, by Crazy Clown. [447 words] [Humor]
The Demented Monologue Of A Downright Imbecile (Essays) Another display of foolishness and inanity, from the one who can do them best, Crazy Clown. Requires an altered state of mind to fully enjoy. [1,246 words] [Humor]
The Insane Ramblings Of A Complete Idiot (Short Stories) An essay on the insane ramblings of a complete idiot. Written by a complete idiot. Requires an altered state of mind to properly enjoy. [1,090 words] [Humor]
The Muse Keeps On (Short Stories) A tale of the joys and sufferings of the muse... [1,006 words] [Writing Resource]
The Unfortunate Homophobe (Essays) An interspective on a homophobe who wishes he wasn't, and some ideas and opinions on homosexuality. [1,131 words] [Gay & Lesbian]
The Vaporeal Defecation Of A Mental Diarrheatic (Essays) I just had so much fun writing the other two displays of inanity that I just had to write a third. Depending on how much you like my works, this could be either wonderful or horrifying, your choice. -... [951 words] [Humor]
Vanquished (Short Stories) Death, Revenge, Death. Misery has gone full circle. [894 words] [Action]
Well, Shit (Essays) A rather... interesting essay on the worlds worst waste. Requires a unique state of mind to enjoy properly. [1,020 words] [Humor]
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! (Short Stories) When did being almost right, but still showing inderstanding of the question, be considered completely wrong? Wouldn't it be better to be smart then to simply be able to memorize? [566 words] [Mind]
The Test
Crazy Clown

     Faith. An interesting word. It is so simple in itself, and yet it commands so much of a man, that he believe in what he could not possibly prove. While there are so many tales, stories, and books describing God's wonders in the Bible, no man could have possibly seen Him do these miracles and still walk the Earth today. When belief in a single god was relatively outlandish, God had to perform these miracles seen by so many in order to show the pagans what was real and what was not. Today, miracles, and faith, are in short supply. Preachers speak empty words, devoid of all meaning, memorized from the books of old written by those who witnessed the events take place themselves, but spoken without belief. These men are driven by some need to comfort themselves and others, by telling stories that they consider impossibilities, an opinion shared by the congregation, who attend services less and less and less. Faith was a dream to all but a very few, scattered in pockets around the world, studying together, encouraging each other in a
belief that they almost doubt themselves. It is believed by some that God Himself wanted it to be this way, to keep quiet, to test mankind one last time before the Apocalypse, and mankind failed. Religion is a thing of the past, in the simpler days before technology, where mankind considered himself inferior to God, not the other way around. What an irony that technology itself is what the few believers will use to find undeniable proof of the miracles of the far past, and return religion to its proper home deep within the hearts of mankind.
     Teleportation, developed long ago, but kept a secret from mankind who may abuse its remarkable opportunities, was stolen by a true believer, Jacob Fairchild. He was the head preacher for a small band of religious rebels, refusing to conform to the mindlessness of pure communism. When enough time had passed for the original creators to stop looking for their lives' achievement, the church family set their
improbable plan into motion. The launch took place in one of the last secluded and uncivilized areas on the entire globe, deep within the Himalayan Mountains. A small ship, only large enough for one person, was equipped with the stolen technology, which included the teleportation device, life support systems, and the most advanced telescopic device created by man. Their mission was one of extreme secrecy, known only to the small church of true believers. It is a well-known fact that light reflected off of Earth can travel for eons without being disturbed in the least. These brave, and desperate, men and women intended to teleport to every possible location where they could see the faintest traces of sunlight that had bounced off of the people, places, and things of Earth exactly
2,372 years ago on this day, hte first Good Friday, the day Christ was given for our sins
on the cross, and a day that few on Earth believe that ever took place.
     The launch was unlike any other in history. Instead of huge flames shooting out the bottom of the craft, there was no light, heat, or sound. Instead of shooting off into the distance as if it were fired from a rail-launcher, it simply vanished. And instead of being just another mission, or leisure trip, or scientific endeavor, this journey to determine the fate of mankind. The multitude of students, some young, some old, all breathed a collective sigh of relief as their leader, Jacob, was safely on his way towards his goal of religious rejuvenation.
     Suddenly appearing thousands of lightyears away from where he was on Earth a fraction of a second ago did not phase Jacob. He had trained extensively for this mission, and immediately pressed the button to activate the telescope, which quickly found Earth in the blackness far, far away. After a dozen captured images in a millisecond, the craft shot off to another location, not too far from the first, where it took more captures images. Then it shot off somewhere else after a pause of half a second, and this repeated thousands of times, the path eventually forming an loose spiral shape, as it followed Earth's rotation and orbit of so very long ago. After all the possible images where taken, scanned and rescanned, focused and refocused, images began to develop. 10 hours after leaving Earth, Jacob could finally see the fruits of his decades of labor and strong faith. He typed up the command to show the photos, and he could barely restrain his eagerness. Taking a deep breath, he looked at the screen.
     24 hours after launching, the ship appeared on the landing pad, its automatic timer safely returning the ship back home on schedule. As the ship settled, the dozen believers stared at the door expectantly, waiting either for their religious guide to step out and tell them of triumph or failure. After two minutes, with no movement, the observers began to worry. 5 minutes after, still with no hint of activity, the bravest stepped up to the portal, fearing, at the very least, that their leader had simply fallen asleep. He gathered his strength and opened the door.
     It was empty. The entire capsule was devoid of life. there was no sleeping man, no corpse, no indication of what might have happened. It was as if Jacob Fairchild had been yanked out of existence by some enormous hand. Frantically, the man, a child really, at only 18 years old, stood behind the seat where his father once sat and activated the computer. He slowly, fearfully punched in the command to see the enhanced imagery. It too was empty. David Fairchild sagged back into the seat, depressed beyond belief and
confused to the point of insanity. His faith was teetering over the brink, and one light push, and he would lose faith forever. The rest of the onlookers searched frantically throughout the ship, finding no clue as to what happened.
When all the rest gave up and went to their bunks to try and rest, contemplating what the disappearance meant, David would not give up. He kept searching, in every nook and cranny of the small ship, but in vain. Finally, as he was about to give up too, he remembered the small hatch where he had put some encouraging Bible quotes, to help his father on his journey. Popping the concealed lid, he looked inside, expecting to find nothing, like the rest of the ship. Inside was a small sheet of paper, with something written on it. He snatched it up frantically and read the few words.

     "sorry, no cheating"

     Crazy CLown


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