www.storymania.com
Storymania Logo

 

 

Short Stories




The Summer Man by K P William Cheng Surreal and susceptible. [446 words]
The Diary Of Walter Chan Part Two by K P William Cheng More Adventure and emotional troubles for the cute Chinese guy... the witty W... [8,649 words]
Coffee At Starbucks by Sunny Another twisted tale involving your favorite superhero's, Nullman and Superman. [1,188 words]
Angel Turns Pro by Lawrence Peters A Paranormal Parable. [472 words]
The Fate Machine by Darcy K Metz This is a story about a desperate man who finds a way to take control of his own fate. Or does... [1,157 words]
Poisoned Seed by Nitro A rough draft of a new work. Feedback and suggestions would be appreciated, and I will continue t... [810 words]
God Moth by Matt Tracy A look at the perspectives we take on things; and God. The question of who God is is a major focus of ... [1,390 words]
An Unhealthy Case Of Paranoia by Glen Pearson After taking some acid, a night on the beers is the last thing Pete wants. Larry'... [2,668 words]
A Story About Music by Luis Carlos Silva/Lyn It's kind of a fairy tale. It compares the impressions whe have when we listen to music to ... [1,185 words]
The Sun Ray Hit His Eyes by K P William Cheng Marriage, obligation, deceit, homosexuality, the cruelty of seeing the truth... [2,462 words]
The Blindfold by Danny I. Spitler A couple decides to meet in an most unusual and erotic manner. [1,679 words]
Joe And His Cat by Mark Herner A young college student finds a way to make money and acquaintances, to the amazement of his fr... [3,083 words]
Learning To Heel by Rekha Ambardar A mainstream (humorous) short story. [1,930 words]
Vanquished by Crazy Clown Death, Revenge, Death. Misery has gone full circle. [894 words]
The Test by Crazy Clown My first publishing-worthy (at least I hope) short story, on the topic of what religion is, was, and w... [1,118 words]
The Steel Circle by Steven K Mitchell Combat unto death! [3,053 words]
The Slapper by Glen Pearson A geezer unflatteringly describes his encounter with a member of the opposite sex after having one ... [1,350 words]
The Sisters: Chaper 1 by R. Nonny This is a story I wrote that takes place in a medeival time period in another world. [743 words]
The Muse Keeps On by Crazy Clown A tale of the joys and sufferings of the muse... [1,006 words]
T. S., I Remember by Jenny Mercer Haunted pictures? Do you have one? [802 words]
Shaman by Randy Guess A young warrior comes to a wise old shaman, on his deathbed, seeking the path to Sister Wisdom and all s... [653 words]
Journey To Xzorath by Steven K Mitchell A dark Shaman finds what he seeks... [1,739 words]
Harbor Light Mission by Randy Guess Account of a night and morning spent at Salvation Army's Harbor Light Mission for men in H... [3,374 words]
Grim by Arcanum Weird. [442 words]
Water Festival In Thailand by Danny I. Spitler In Thailand, the "land of smiles," one of the wildest and happiest celebrations is S... [1,701 words]
Waiting... by Lawrence Peters - [249 words]
The Monster Of Vangor by Nancy F. Carlson Please tell me if this is any god dog good? [1,535 words]
The Letters by Shawna Benson Katherine receives a letter from the man of her dreams... [1,514 words]
The Forest Elf by John Shade A man meets a forest elf [1,290 words]
The Absolution Of Margaret by Richard Koss A story about life in the confessional booth of a Catholic church. [549 words]
Streetlights by Annie Van Dalsem A young homeless woman, a former UC Berkeley student, chronicles 48 hours in her life on the Berke... [15,749 words]
Please Sir by Paula M Shackleford This is the first three chapters of a story I am trying to write, a sort of bonkbuster-cum-comedy ab... [12,851 words]
Letting Go by Paula M Shackleford A guy who has broke up with his girlfriend is writing her a letter to explain his actions. [1,264 words]
Blue Run At Telluride by Danny I. Spitler The author tests his nerve and his resolve in a challenging duel with a ski slope. [1,770 words]
Almost There by Paula M Shackleford An engaged girl runs into an old crush who once humiliated her, and is horrified to find herself s... [2,520 words]
A Story Problem by Kathleen Quigley A story written for Literature class that was almost true, but greatly exaggerated. [1,070 words]
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! by Crazy Clown When did being almost right, but still showing inderstanding of the question, be considere... [566 words]
Wormshither by Tony Seljuk a story of a boy and his love interest. typical fodder [456 words]
The Journal by John Christopher Cook - [3,980 words]
The Insane Ramblings Of A Complete Idiot by Crazy Clown An essay on the insane ramblings of a complete idiot. Written by a com... [1,090 words]
That's Ratings Suicide! by Tcn A satiric story done on one cynical night. [545 words]
Net by Barbara Villarreal Walking through the internet. [1,486 words]
"Even In Light, May Appear Shadow" by Stoneheart Don't you just love how life can reach around and hit you square in the butt... [674 words]
Untitled by Mary Jo Javier - [250 words]
Unstable by Margaret Li A short story about domestic violence. [1,108 words]
Tidings Of Comfort And Joy by Kathleen May “Tidings of Comfort and Joy” explores the loneliness of early adolescence and the in... [2,477 words]
The Widower by Tony Seljuk An elderly man, bored with life so much to the point where his own filthy socks are intriguing, ta... [1,990 words]
The Tree House by Steven R. Kravsow When you're a kid growing up, there are always three rules you need to remember-- look both ways... [3,691 words]
The Scissors
The Farnsworth Affair by Richard Koss An innocent man becomes trapped in a web of circumstance from which there is no escape. A... [5,045 words]
Reaping What You Sow by J W Wilson III - [4,031 words]
Know It? - I Wrote It by Richard Koss This is a funny, perhaps silly, outrageous story. I'm not sure of its exact origin, but ... [663 words]
Is She Playing Away? by Glen Pearson An ordinary bloke lies awake next to his girlfriend pondering over whether she's cheating ... [937 words]
Ilya's Song by Bert Paradis Narrative about profound sadness in a young child. [991 words]
Beyond The Fence by Mason Cole When a mysterious stranger wanders into a small Nebraska town, its citizens are forced to make... [6,840 words]
While The Iron's Hot by Richard Koss The story of a woman, a victim of spousal abuse, and her solution to the problem. [774 words]
Timmya The Totter And The Cave Adventure Part 1 by Rose Trimovski its a very interesting Adventure story about four kids that ... [9,800 words]
The Barn by Glen Pearson A barn offering food and comfort is not all that it seems to a hungry tramp. [1,505 words]
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Times. by John C Smith An account of orgasmic discovery? [372 words]
The Box by Mason Cole When two boys from the future cross wits with a man out of time, the world's future lies within...THE B... [5,497 words]
"An Honorable Man" by Zach Czaia A circumstantial meeting between bum and biographer that uncovers a dark secret about our co... [2,826 words]
Summers' End by John C Smith A true story about a local murder that became almost too local. [910 words]

Go to page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 [47] 48 49 50
TITLE (EDIT)
The Scissors
DESCRIPTION
Two lewd,crude,common geezers very graphically discuss a night of 'passion' that went awry for one of the blokes in question.
(Contains harsh language and stark sexual references)
[1,297 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Erotic
AUTHOR
Glen Pearson
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Somerstown producer, director and writer.
[January 2018]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (12)
An Unhealthy Case Of Paranoia (Short Stories) After taking some acid, a night on the beers is the last thing Pete wants. Larry's choice of pubs doesn't help much either. (Contains strong language) [2,668 words] [Mind]
Get Rich (Songs) These are the lyrics for the hip-hop album that me and my brother are currently producing. I have placed them on here so that they will be copyrighted (July 2004) but if you feel like reading them an... [4,478 words] [Crime]
Is She Playing Away? (Short Stories) An ordinary bloke lies awake next to his girlfriend pondering over whether she's cheating on him. (Contains blatant sexual references.) (Please Review!) [937 words] [Erotic]
John (Short Stories) A shocking and sick final entry to disturb you. This will be my last story on Storymania seein' as how I'm now concentrating on a novel. Anyone interested in reading a bit can feel free to contact m... [3,492 words] [Horror]
John's Secret (Short Stories) Bill's big brother John is acting a bit weird. What's going on? (Not for impressionable kiddies.) [2,154 words] [Comedy]
Just A Nightmare (Short Stories) A disturbing short account of a power cut in a family home where a small boys nightmare becomes reality. (Contains harsh language) [1,910 words]
Man's Best Friend (Short Stories) A so-called hard man describes his relationship in no uncertain terms with his Rottweiler dog. (Contains the usual amount of excessive swearing, what can I say? He's not a nice bloke) [3,521 words] [Nature]
Office Work (Short Stories) The escapades of Fit-Boy, set around 2010, a couple of years before the events in the film. WARNING Contains strong language throughout. [5,823 words] [Comedy]
Over (Poetry) A rare show of real feeling... [36 words] [Spiritual]
The Barn (Short Stories) A barn offering food and comfort is not all that it seems to a hungry tramp. [1,505 words] [Horror]
The Long Way Home (Short Stories) It was just a normal party. But after what happened I just had to get home. But would I make it? (Contains language not suitable for little children) [4,071 words] [Drama]
The Slapper (Short Stories) A geezer unflatteringly describes his encounter with a member of the opposite sex after having one too many... (Contains offensive language, brazen sexual comments and should be read only by those wit... [1,350 words] [Erotic]
The Scissors
Glen Pearson

“So wha’d y’ do then, man?”
“Well, I could see, like, ‘ow she wuz really luvin’ it mate, fuckin’ bangin’ away at ‘er with me finger up ‘er arse, like, so I’m thinkin’ ‘bout doin’ a bit o’ the ol’ choc’lit stabbin’ on ‘er, y’ know?”
“Ah, fuck that, man. Ya wou’n’t catch me wi’ me cock up any arse, man, fuckin’ male or female.”
“Nah, mate. It ain’t the same takin’ a bitch up there as it is wi’ sum fuckin’ queer cunt. I mean, wi’ a bloke, ‘is arse is like, ‘airy t’ fuck innit, and y’ve also got that feelin’ that y’re shaggin’ a fuckin’ geeza inste’d of sum bitch, y’ know?”
“Y’ seem t’ kno’ quite a bit ‘bout shaftin’ geezers Kev, mate, is there sumfin’ I should kno’ man?”
“Don’t be fuckin’ stoopid, mate. I’m jus’ sayin’, like, hypafe’c’lly speakin’, cunt. You kno’ me mate, I ain’t no fuckin’ arse bandit.”
“Ay! I wuz only jokin’ man! Take it easy y’ cunt!”
“Orite, anywayz, now lat’s ‘stablish’d I’ll ge’ on wi’ the fuckin’ shit I wuz sayin’. So I takes me finga out, yeah, n’ she’s fuckin’ down there wi’ ‘er arse in me fuckin’ face wailin’, man! She’s like : ‘Stick it back in Kev, ooh Kev, stick it back in!’-”
“Fuckin’ luvin’ it was she?”
“Fuckin’ too rite man! So inste’d of bungin’ me finga back inta the wanka I fuckin’ pulls me cock out and bangs that cunt strate up the old a-hole. Fuckin’ ‘ell mate did she fuckin’ scream!”
“Wot, it still ‘urt the cow e’en lo’ y’d ‘ad y’ finga up lere b’fore man?”
“Fuckin’ corse, mate. I don’t kno’ ‘bout you mate, but the wi’f of my fat fuckin’ cock is quite ‘stanch’ally bigga than my fuckin’ finga an’ when that cunt goes up a bitch, she fuckin’ kno’s ‘bout it mate!”
“So wha’d’ya do when she started fuckin’ screamin’ man? Soun’s like it got a bit fucked for y’ then, man.”
“Nah, y’re readin’ it wrong, mate. She wa’n’t like screamin’ ‘er fuckin’ tits off or anythin’, she jus’ lets out this one big fuckin’ shriek o’ like su’prize, y’ kno’? Anywayz, so I’m there wond’rin’ w’ever t’ bang it in a bit, see if the bitch fuckin’ finds out she likes it afta’ all, or t’ fuckin’ go for the ol’ strategic withdraw’l when the bitch, like, sits up quick, like, an’ fuckin’ nuts me in the face, backwa’dz, like.”
“The fuckin’ bitch!”
“Yeah, fuckin’ too rite, mate! So I falls back, obvi’slee me cock comes out, an’ I falls rite off the fuckin’ bed, mate! Twisted me fuckin’ ankle t’ fuck an’ everythin’!”
“Fuckin’ ‘ell! So wha’d the fuckin’ bitch do then, man? I take it you cou’n’t do fuckin’ much, I bet ya wuz jus’, like, wond’rin’ wot the fuck wuz goin’ on, ay?”
“Ah, ah’m tellin’ y’ man, that wuz one fucked up bitch, I tell ya. She, like, takes one look at me lyin’ in pain on the fuckin’ floor, mate an’ then she goes across to the fuckin’ cabinet across the room. An’ I’ll tell ya mate, it wuz a real fuckin’ evil look, mate, is if I’d just fuckin’ raped her or killed ‘er fuckin’ li’l fuckin’ bru’r or somethin’.”
“Wot, like, real o’er the fuckin’ top, man?”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin’ stupid cow, man. Best t’ leave well a fuckin’ lone if y’ ask me.”
“Yeah. Fuckin’ tell me ‘bout it. Anywayz, she cums back, yeah, n’ she’s got this big pair a’ fuckin’ sizzers in her ‘and n’ she sez if anythin’ goes up ‘er fuckin’ arse it gets fuckin’ cut off!”
“She di’n’t fuckin’ mind when it wuz ya fuckin’ finga, man.”
“Yeah, I kno’. Lat’s wot I sez to the bitch, I sez : ‘Ya din’t fuckin’ mind when me finga wuz up ya.’ She sez tha’ me finga don’t feel like a fuckin’ chair leg wuz rammed up ‘er arse.”
“Ay, cummon man, stop fuckin’ biggin’ up ya self, ya cunt. ‘Oh my name’s fuckin’ Kev ‘n I got a fuckin’ cock like a fuckin’ chair leg!’ Wot is this fuckin’ chair leg, the world’s fuckin’ smallest foot stool or wot, man?”
“Look, I’m jus’ fuckin’ tellin’ ya wot the bitch fuckin’ sed, mate. Anywayz, I sez that, like, I’m really sorry, like, cuz I di’n’t mean t’ ‘urt ‘er ‘n that sum bitches, y’ kno’, went for that sort a shit, ‘n she sez that she fuckin’ definit’ly ain’t the sort a bitch ‘oo likes tha’ sort a shit. I sez I’m sorry again n’ asks ‘er t’ like put them fuckin’ sizzers da’n, like. Y’ see all while she’s fuckin’ talkin’, mate, she’s wavin’ them cunt’s ‘bout in front o’ me fuckin’ face ‘n I can’t ‘ardly move ‘cos me foots ‘urtin’ like a rite cunt.”
“She fuckin’ put ‘em away, or wot?”
“Nah, she fuckin’ di’n’t, the bitch. She sez, like, maybe it’s my turn t’ feel a bit a’ fuckin’ pain, y’ know?”
“Fuckin’ sly bitch, man.”
“So I sez t' the bitch : ‘I’m fuckin’ in pain! I’ve just twisted me fuckin’ ankle when ya nutted me off the fuckin’ bed!’ ”
“Got no fuckin’ sense, some bitches, man, no fuckin’ sense.”
“Yeah, lat’s wot ah’m thinkin’, but this bitch ain’t ‘avin’ nun of it. She fuckin’ jumps off the bed rite onto me fuckin’ guts, mate, knocked the fuckin’ wind strate out o’ me!”
“Nasty.”
“Lat wo’n’t the fuckin’ nasty part, mate. She’s still got them fuckin’ sizzers in one ‘and, rite, n’ wi’ the uvva she reaches back an’ grabs me fuckin’ bollocks, mate!”
“Shit, man, wha’d’ya fuckin’ do?”
“I fuckin’ nuts the bitch me self, like. A fuckin’ beauty it waz ‘n’all. I mean, I ain’t one for smackin’ bitches ra’nd ‘n shit, like, but lis wuz like a fuckin’ no choice sichoo’ach’n. ”
“Wuz it a fuckin’ nice one lo’?”
“As I sed, a fuckin’ beauty, mate! ‘Er fuckin’ nose wuz mashed the fuck in n’ blood jus’ fuckin’ po’red outta that cunt!”
“I take it she go’ off then, yeah?”
“Well, she wuz sorta like stunned, like, so I pushes the bitch off an’ grabs me fuckin’ clo’se off the floor. Y’ kno’ the fuckin’ advert, mate, time for a –”
“-sharp exit! Yeah, fuckin’ too rite, man!”
“So I’m quickly bungin’ on me boxers ‘n jeans while this bitch is won’derin’ where ‘er fuckin’ ‘ed is at, so all seems fuckin’ sorted. Then I’m pullin’ me fuckin’ T-shirt dah’n ‘n I feels lis big fuckin’ pain in me side!”
“Wot, she fuckin’ twat y’ one or sumthin’?”
“Worse ‘n lat, mate! I falls back ‘gainst the fuckin’ wall, gets me T-shirt on, n’ I sees them fuckin’ cuntin’ sizzers stickin’ ah’t me side!”
“Fuckin’ ‘ell! This bird’s a fuckin’ nutcase, i’nt she?”
“Fuckin’ too rite she is, mate! Anywayz, where I fell back, this bitch fell forward in a bit o’ a heap, yeah. So this time, I ain’t messin’ the fuck a ra’nd. I grabs that bitch’s ‘ed and slams lat fucka strate on the fuckin’ floor. Bang!”
“That do the fuckin’ job, man?”
“Yep. That bitch wo’n’t gonna be stickin’ no fuckin’ sizzers in no cunt for a while. Out fuckin’ cold. So I pulls them fuckin’ sizzers out, ‘urt like a rite cunt, ah’m fuckin’ tellin’ ya, n’ gets dressed n’ I’m fuckin’ outta there. I ain’t seen the fuckin’ bitch since.”
“Shit, man, I mean jus’ …. fuckin’ …. shit, man!”
“Anywayz, lat is ‘ow I got that cunt of a scar on me side there, Bob. I’m tellin’ ya, ya don’t fuckin’ wanna kno' ‘bout the one on me cock, n’ I ain’t fuckin’ showin’ y’ neeva, ya dirty cunt!”

 

READER'S REVIEWS (3)
DISCLAIMER: STORYMANIA DOES NOT PROVIDE AND IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR REVIEWS. ALL REVIEWS ARE PROVIDED BY NON-ASSOCIATED VISITORS, REGARDLESS OF THE WAY THEY CALL THEMSELVES.

"You've got a way with voices and dialects, no denying that. I just wish you'd work on telling a cleaner story." -- AJ Magy.
"Fuckin brilliant mate, good at last to see a story told in the way you would hear it on the street, if you had made it 'cleaner' it would not have been very true to life, two blokes talking together generally means a LOT of swearing, you got any more stories coming ???" -- Paul, London, UK.
"I agree with AJ this could be really good...but the use of slang...and foul language is a bit offensive...would be interested to see a cleaner version? :)" -- mattie.

TO DELETE UNWANTED REVIEWS CLICK HERE! (SELECT "MANAGE TITLE REVIEWS" ACTION)

Submit Your Review for The Scissors
Required fields are marked with (*).
Your e-mail address will not be displayed.

Your Name*     E-mail*

City     State/Province     Country

Your Review (please be constructive!)*


Please Enter Code*:

Submit Your Rating for The Scissors

Worst     1     2     3     4     5     6     7     8     9     10     Best

COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2000 Glen Pearson
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
September 2000
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
2336
 

Copyright © 1998-2001 Storymania Technologies Limited. All Rights Reserved.