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TITLE (EDIT)
How I Talked My Brother Into Digging |
DESCRIPTION
How I talked my brother into digging up the septic tank.
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AUTHOR
Matthew Dean |
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ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
Currently I live in Tampa, FL and work in the software industry. I have a Bachelors of Science degreee from Purdue University and have lived and worked in Syracuse New York, Charlotte North Carolina, Cleveland Ohio, Columbia South Carolina, Toronto Canada, Chicago Illinois, and Silicon Valley. I have interests in computer language design, compiler construction, database technologies, and story telling.
[August 2000] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
deanintampa@yahoo.com |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (5)
How William Fell Into The Septic Tank (Short Stories) The battles with our septic tank...and how Will fell into it. [1,055 words]
Scott Decides To Teach Us How To Break Horses (Short Stories) Scott decides to teach us how to break horses. [675 words]
Scott Wrestles A Coyote (Short Stories) Scott wrestles a Coyote. [1,838 words]
The Night We Saw The UFO (Short Stories) The night we saw the UFO... [435 words]
Tuck And I Steal A Boat To Go Catfishing (Short Stories) Tuck and I steal a boat to go catfishing. [939 words]
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How I Talked My Brother Into Digging
Matthew Dean
Our septic system was an interesting animal. Because the farm house we lived in was very
old, we had to work on this beast quite a bit. There was a great debate between my dad
and I about what exactly this thing was. The one side of the argument was a "septic tank"
and the other was a "finger system". Well, I think in the end we settled on a hybrid or a
mixture of the two technologies. Anyhow, we were always working on this thing. I had to
dig it up several times.
One of those times my brother Jason, who was about 4 or 5, was outside playing. He
asked me what I was doing because I was digging a hole in the yard. I told him that I was
digging for buried treasure. He got very excited and went to the shed to get a shovel. He
started digging feverously and then decided to tell Mary, my sister. Mary came out to take
a look. She was a bit more skeptical than my brother, but with a little persuasion she was
convinced to help. I gave her my shovel and told them that I would go look for another
spade. This took me quite some time because I had a few thing of my own that I wanted
to do. Things like work on my scooter, mini-bike, and go-cart engines.
I eventually came back over there with a shovel. They kept asking me where I was. I told
them that I couldn't find the spade and had to look everywhere for another shovel. You
would be surprised how fast you can dig when you are motivated. They did a pretty good
job and very getting pretty close. I got down in the hole and help them out. Eventually we
hid the "lid", which is a slab of cement that sets over tank. They got very excited about
this, especially my brother. We started cleaning the dirt off of the top of the lid and my
dad dropped by. He asked my brother and sister "What are you guys doing out here?"
My brother rebutted "We're digging for buried treasure!". At this he laughed and said
"You're digging for treasure all right". He didn't say anything and helped us clear the dirt
around the lid. After that, he and I lifted the lid off the tanks and smell bellowed out of that
thing like a ghost. He started laughing and my brother and sister started throwing dirt at
me. They didn't think it was very funny.
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