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TITLE (EDIT)
Naughty Bunny Goes To Ibiza |
DESCRIPTION
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AUTHOR
Sue (Sooz) Simpson |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
I'm thirty nine, recently single again. I have two boys Cli' (pronounced clee) Real name Christopher and Mark. I'm a care in the community nurse and formerly (when I was married) an occupational Therapist working with the mentally ill on a secure unit. I love reading and writing and meeting people. I hate offal, seafood and intolerance. I keep dog, cat, polecats, rats and reptiles. And for seven years ran the second largest reptile sanctuary in Britain. Apart from having my lads, I think that's probably the most worthwhile thing I've ever done. Writing wise, I've been the main fiction writer for Legends magazine for three years.And have two books published 'Lizard's Leap' published by Quillusers, and 'Better the Devil You Know' soon to be released by Bestbooks.Um I drive a knackered old Astra, and ride a two litre trike. I live in the lake district of England, and am happy. :-)
[January 2003] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
sooz.006@virgin.net |
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Naughty Bunny Goes To Ibiza
Sue (Sooz) Simpson
The Bunny’s had been saving all year for their 18-30’s holiday in Ibiza. They arrived at
their hotel in fine holiday spirit, well all except for Poorly Bunny who had been sick first in
the plane, then in the bus that drove them from the airport, and then in the hotel lobby.
Hypochondriac Bunny looked on enviously.
There was mass confusion as the porters got the Bunny’s checked in and up to their
rooms. Chaos Bunny thought it was all a bit anti-climatical and surreptitiously went round loosening the catches on all the suitcases, soon there were clothes and cosmetics everywhere. Bosom Bunnie’s bikini top blocked out the whole of reception and Jock Bunny’s sporran landed on a waiter’s head. He tripped over one of the disgorged cases and a tray of crystal champagne flutes shattered into a thousand pieces. Chaos Bunny was beginning to feel quite at home.
Naughty Bunny couldn’t wait to get into his new psychedelic shorts and go exploring.
San Antonio “Here I come” he shouted from his balcony overlooking the pool area. At
this point his eyes popped out on springs, and his tongue rolled out like a carpet and
touched the floor. He really did have a very good cartoonist. The pool Babe Bunnies were
spectacular, he didn’t know where to look first, all those little cotton tails. He quickly
spruced up his ears, and smoothed out his whiskers, he just couldn’t resist trying out his
Bunny whistles, just to check that the old magic still worked.
Just at that moment there was a knock at the door and some of the Bunny’s came in
singing their heads off. Punk Bunny, who had his ears dyed bright purple, with a chain
connecting the two, was fiddling with his large front left tooth which he’d just had
pierced. Cool Bunny was looking at him with disgust, and feeling very much ‘THE’
Rabbit, with his designer shades and Guzzi suit. Naughty Bunny did think that the
crocodile shoes were a bit much for going to the beach in, but knew better than to say so,
Cool Bunny in a strop, could almost put Sulky Bunny to shame.
At last they made it down to the beach, and then it happened, Naughty bunny’s eyes
became two thumping, pumping hearts, as he gazed at the most divine Bunnie he’d ever
seen. This one was a babe amongst babes, she was not one of their party, and he had to find out who she
was.
He wandered over with what he hoped was a casual air, and introduced himself. The
Bunnie looked at him with big blue eyes and smiled seductively. N.B. blushed furiously,
and then silently cursed his cartoonist for making him do that. The Bunnie shook his hand.
“Hi handsome. I’m Sexy Bunnie”
Oh my; N.B was in Love.
She was the most beautiful Bunnie he’d ever seen, she wore a red cut away swimsuit, had
huge ...teeth! And had gorgeous long blonde ears.
They spent the rest of the holiday together and were inseparable. They swam, danced, ate
together, everything. Envious Bunny wore his green well. Naughty Bunny had clean forgotten that he was going to leave a trail
of broken hearts the length and breadth of Ibiza, from that moment on he only had eyes for Sexy Bunnie.
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"From all i've seen of ibiza live bunny people probably wouldn't get a second look, great fun Sooz:)" -- Just A Guy.
"I have to say I am a bit jealous that the bunnies had so much fun in Ibiza. Me and my bunny will go there one day and I'll write a "tail" of the outcome." -- K.
"I've been and have to say I wasn't as impressed as I'd hoped to be. Okay the nightlife was good, but take that away and you have a dry, brown little island with not much in the way of history and architecture, and bland scenery. Corfu is breathtaking, Barcelona is exciting, rotterdam interesting, reikiovik dark, Berlin cold, but Ibiza is nightlife and nothing much else. It was hot though which is always good and we hired a car and did every inch of the island I think. and I fell in love with an obliging horse called passport and paid fourteen quid a day (our money) to ride him every morning we were there." -- Sooz, Dalton, England, Cumbria.
"retarded story." -- sunny, DC, USA.
"Retarded? Oh how harsh you critics are, surely slightly village idiot would have been strong enough. Okay I admit this one probably aint going to pass it's GCSE's bless it, but hey even crap stories have feeling's you know. It's sitting here now crying into it's beer, blotting all it's ink and saying in a slow (Because he doesn't talk right fast) monotone "Why am I such a failure?" If you see this poor little story on top of Runcorn bridge about to leap into the abyss, then on your head be it. " -- Sooz, Dalton-in-furness, England, Cumbria.
"And as for those two pushy possesive 'it's' they can go and jump right along with it. " -- Sooz, Dalton, England, Cumbria.
"Stay out of my business! You don't know anything about me! " -- Nic.
"Yeah that's right mind your own business and stay out of Nic's. Go eat your tea and crumpets and say spit-spot all day, and stay outta Nic's way, cuz you don't wanna mess with the best!" -- Kream Korn.
"I resent that, I'm only 17, but I consider myself a British lady as well. For your information before you go and stereotype an entire segment of the people know that not all Brits run around eating tea and scones and saying "spit-spot" all day, in fact the only person I ever heard say that was Mary Poppins, and that was an American movie about us English. Many people do partake in the type of food you've mentioned and there's nothing wrong with that, but don't attempt to stereotype us. BTW I do have very nice teeth thank-you." -- Lora.
"Spit spot, spit spot!" -- cole.
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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
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