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New Comedy Material- Feedback Greatly Appreciated Gino Russo
"Alot has changed in my life recently, such as the fact that I discovered
religion, and drugs- at the same time. I'm now a devout crystal methodist"
"Another big change for me was leaving high school. In high school, you have a stable group of friends- you know who you're gonna
hang with saturday night. This changes in the real world, and you have to start over. In the NFL, each team gets
to draft a few new players each year to build up there rosters. I think we should have friends-drafts for the same purpose.
You're at the table, going over your friends list. 'hmm- a hot redhead would really do this group wonders. So would an Irish guy-
I don't have any Irish pals. 'And Tom has selected, as his first pick, Lisa the cute redheaded cashier from target! Great choice!... for
his second pick, Tom has traded for two selections next round- he's hoping for the twins who
live down the street"
"I saw the latest Al Qaida video and this thing scared the crap out of me. It turns out Al Qaida
has acquired an amway dealership, and if we don't pull our troops out of Iraq, they will make a
fortune working for the comfort of there own homes"
"In life, if you have too musch debt and run out of money, you fill out some paperwork, file for bankruptcy,
and it's all good again. You're debts are cleared, you don't owe a penny. I think we should do this in real life.
Say and do a whole bunch of stupid things, dig ourselves a hole, fill out some triplicate forms, and it's all good again.
'ok, Mr. Hall,you're all set. Slates clean, my friend. We're gonna forget that you split your pants during
graduation. And that you peed yourself in 9th grade. And that you got caught xeroxing your butt. You're good to go,
with a fresh past. Don't blow it this time. Thank you for using moral bankruptcy court"
"I got a new job in advertising. I get to stand next to people and make them look better by comparision. Advertise how much worse there lives could be
'you think things are bad now? Well, thank god you're not THIS guy- then he points to me"
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