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TITLE (EDIT)
The Hick Poem |
DESCRIPTION
I'm a Hick....this is my poem
[288 words] |
AUTHOR
L Chapman |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
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[February 2002] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
chapman_for_3@hotmail.com |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (24)
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The Hick Poem
L Chapman
whats wrong with the dollar store?
just because you shop there doesnt mean you're poor
so what if my toilet paper just costs $1
i drive a pick-up truck and live up a holler
my tralier ain't new, and i sleep on the floor
maybe thats why my back always stays sore
so i bought some icy hot rub for a buck
and then on the way home someone shot at my truck
a bullet whizzed past my head
it came from the gun of my neighbor Fred
he was out hunting without his glasses on
he thought my truck was a deer, probably a fawn
so i forgave him and invited him over for steak
he said i was an excellent cook, haha he didnt know it was fake
we then went down to the creek to fish
we each tossed a penny in the water and made a wish
Fred wished for happiness, for all to make love not war
i wished for some carpet, cause i sleep on a dirt floor
my tralier aint supported by concrete blocks
its rests on the ground, so i always gotta wear socks
and so what if i dont have a phone
those damn bill collector's wont leave me alone
i owe them a lot for buying that tractor
i never did use it, me not having a farm was a big factor
i wish i had me a 4 wheeler
a big yellow one with big wheels would be killer
i'd like to ride one out in the hills
past where all the dope heads live that like to pop pills
hey did u know the dollar store sells asprin for a dollar?
you get 180 tablets that aint hard to swallar
yeah i know i'm a hick and i talk mighty funny
but just cos you go to the dollar store dont mean u aint got no money
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"WOW!! Funny!! Loved it loved it!! The dollar store is my favorite!!! Ever blow embarassing amounts of money there? I'm cut off from them!!" -- Jessica G..
"This poem was extremely creative. The poem lacked flow and it was choppy in places.Overall it could use a little work to make it smoother." -- Kurt Defenbaugh, Normal, il, U.S..
"what have you written kurt, i would like to critique some of your creations....." -- pat.
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2000 L Chapman |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
September 2000 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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