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Breathe Again by Kennedy O Obohwemu It's hard living without someone precious to you...you'd long to breathe again...composed 22/05/0... [117 words]
It's Gone Again by Kennedy O Obohwemu Last year was one of ups and downs,joy and laughter...it's gone,never coming back...composed 31... [122 words]
We Stand by Skyler Drevan - [282 words]
Wonderful People by Dri Cook People are people, nothing more, nothing less. [188 words]
Confused Youth by Skyler Drevan Haven't we all felt this way? [155 words]
C.H.A.R.A.D.E by Dri Cook You tell me... [65 words]
A Safe Place To Be! by Dri Cook His boat is still a safe place to be! [121 words]
Would You Mail Your Heart To Me? by Dri Cook A poem that I wanted to become lyrics for a song! [206 words]
Freedom Ride by Brion' O Neil Emancipated,young, American Indian; after leaving the reservation, returns home after some time go... [188 words]
Tell Me I Still Can Trust by Dri Cook Releasing... [80 words]
Emotional Frenzy! by Dri Cook [111 words]
A Seattle Dawn by E Rocco Caldwell - [41 words]
You're The One by Kennedy O Obohwemu It's the mind of a happy love-bird who found his missing rib...composed 25/05/03 [122 words]
Yes ,I Shall Love. by Bhavna S This poems exerts the importance of self love which we forget so many times while loving oth... [239 words]
With You Next To Me by Skyler Drevan - [123 words]
Why To Offend? by Dri Cook A poem I just wrote to someone who has been offending me in here! Thought I would write him a po... [312 words]
Where Did I Go Wrong? by Kennedy O Obohwemu It was only a skirmish,do forgive me...this love-bird can't figure out what's wrong...com... [113 words]
What Have We Done? by Kennedy O Obohwemu Look what we've done to the world,it's not a good sight...composed 19/02/04. [110 words]
Veto by Krystal G Smith A poem about rejection. [43 words]
Vertigo by Dri Cook Just in the mood to write more than I've ever been! [120 words]
Verse In Whimsy by Avis Verse written in a whimsical mood. [56 words]
Unchained Love by Katrina Browne I wrote about my ex, even though we are no longer together I still have feelings for him.. [73 words]
Trust In Dreams by Skyler Drevan - [100 words]
Trish by Amarjit Bhambra - [50 words]
Time To Say Good Bye! by Dri Cook As hard as it may be, there are times we have to say good bye to a past that does not bel... [106 words]
This Poem Is For You... by Karina Lizet Perez This poem is dedicated to my boyfriend...who I love so much! [106 words]
Things Money Can Never Buy!! by Dri Cook There are people, poor people, who still believe their money can buy people!! [473 words]
The Ocean And The Stream by Kennedy O Obohwemu Someone once said to me,'The ocean and the stream never mix'.What do you think? compos... [135 words]
The Mysterious Creatures by E Daugherty - [77 words]
The Living Ark by Kennedy O Obohwemu Remember Noah's ark?It was made of gopher wood.The ark I speak of now is a living one...composed... [125 words]
The God Of Darkness Is Away by Charles J Williams A little something that came upon my mind one night, looking at a moonless sky; kno... [155 words]
The Faith We Need by Kennedy O Obohwemu It's a simple principle - faith without works is dead...composed 17/2/4 [119 words]
The Dance Of Love by Dri Cook I just had a very strong insight about this poem and here it goes.... [79 words]
The Crying Wind by Authorninjaearth This was my best poem when I first started writing. This is about a young boy who loves a girl... [289 words]
The Beat Of The Street by Susan T Fisher A night of celebration. [176 words]
Sweet Valentine! by Dri Cook A lost Valentine is never really lost!If you truly love him, he'll always stay, forever in you... [60 words]
Succulent by Krystal G Smith Temptation. [70 words]
Suburbia by Marie Evvers - [60 words]
Springtime Summergale by Authorninjaearth A nice descriptive poem about the joy of the upcoming springtime. A good, general, and s... [160 words]
Spidergirl by Krystal G Smith Putting the pieces of a bad past back together. [88 words]
Slumber by Katie L Halliday A poem written one night while thinking about a special friend. [97 words]
Season Of Fear by Robert E Tadlock The impact of a Florida hurricane. [230 words]
Say You'll Be Mine by Kennedy O Obohwemu All this love-bird needs is the hand of his soul-mate...he's losing his mind...composed 19/0... [114 words]
Running In The Track by Kennedy O Obohwemu A great encounter for this love-bird right in the track...composed 19/02/04 [119 words]
Remember Me In Your Heart by David B Doc Byron A song written by my late father, David Doc Byron. [190 words]
Remains by Skyler Drevan - [56 words]
Random Musings -- 2 by Duke Sekhon - [71 words]
Queen Of My Heart by Kennedy O Obohwemu A love piece that pictures the made-up mind of a love-bird...No other captures the radiance o... [113 words]
Promises Are Made by Katrina Browne Leave me your thoughts please.. [141 words]
One Day by Katrina Browne My thoughts on my past relationship... [149 words]
No One Else by Kennedy O Obohwemu This love-bird's full of regrets...composed 22/05/03 [125 words]
My Little Buddy by Robert E Tadlock A poem I wrote for my son. [116 words]
Mother Had A Passion For Criticizm by Melissa Smith The effect of harsh words. [144 words]
More Than A Smile by Kennedy O Obohwemu There's something more to your smile,I just know it...composed 22/05/03 [126 words]
Monty The Cat by Emma Moore Poem about my Auntys Cat. [87 words]
Maybe... by Avis A Bold, Brave poem which reveals it all and yet coyly admits nothing. [354 words]
Love Wish by Duke Sekhon - [45 words]
Love Like You're In Paris by Krystal G Smith About loving without doubts or worries. [74 words]
Lost & Found by Scott Patrick Bates A simple poem that will give you a warm good feeling to pick you up when you're down. [130 words]
Literary Theory And Criticism by Higgins A dozen of the very best critics and literary. theorists that America has produce... [75 words]
Kisses Are, Ah...Just Kisses... by Dri Cook A tribute to the art of KISSING! [257 words]
Just Your Love by Katrina Browne I wrote about someone that was dear to my heart. [108 words]
It's Come Again by Kennedy O Obohwemu It's a brand new year...expectations are high...composed 01/01/04,New Year's Day. [107 words]
Intrusion by Diane Copeland Poem, Mystery genre. [45 words]
I'll Wait by Katrina Browne - [86 words]
I Woke Up One Morning by Kennedy O Obohwemu Ever woken up one morning to find a shocking surprise?This one pierced the heart of this ... [111 words]
I Was Wrong by Kennedy O Obohwemu I'm really sorry for past wrongs...do give me another chance...composed 19/02/04 [118 words]
I Remember The Day by Kennedy O Obohwemu This piece pictures how couples often settle - or should settle - their disputes...composd 2... [114 words]
I Just Called To See How You Are Doing! by Dri Cook A sweet love poem, a precious dream, that I wanted it to become lyrics ... [145 words]
How...? by Krystal G Smith My first love. [22 words]
How To Make Someone Happy! by Dri Cook Love for good and for worse, but never take the other for granted! A tribute I wrote... [231 words]
Hollow by J Shartzer - [46 words]
Heavy Burden by Jennifer Mendez - [93 words]
Happy Birthday To Me! by Dri Cook Life becomes better as time goes by and dreams come true! [245 words]
Good Morning, Baby! by Dri Cook A romantic way to say good morning! [90 words]
Gave You My All by Kennedy O Obohwemu This love-bird's heart bleeds...has suffered disappointment from an unlikely source...composed ... [118 words]
Gambling by E Rocco Caldwell - [100 words]
Futility by Deadjerry - [26 words]
From A Son To His Father by Robert E Tadlock A poem in memory of my father. My mother called me to write something in his memory fo... [148 words]
Found The Missing Link by Kennedy O Obohwemu Should people cry when you're around?Something's not right...there's a missing link...co... [121 words]
Foolish Heart! by Dri Cook There are days I don't make any sense...this is one of them...that's when I just love writing ab... [86 words]
Finalization by Katrina Browne - [91 words]
Every Step I Take by Kennedy O Obohwemu Missing you every step of the way...composed 30/06/03 [122 words]
Ethical Opera by Buxton A moment where things can turn, where things can leave you, Do you ever lose faith!? [116 words]
Ecstasy! by Dri Cook Just changing a little bit... [94 words]
Demon Heart by Robert E Tadlock I was inspired to write this from a movie on scifi channel. It's a little strange but I just wrote ... [196 words]
Corridoor by Krystal G Smith - [46 words]
Come The Way You Are by Kennedy O Obohwemu Come to HIM who loves us all,just the way you are...composed 19/02/04. [121 words]
Cold Hearted by Katrina Browne I wrote about one of my ex's after we broke up..I had strong feelings for him, but the relationshi... [187 words]
Charmed by Avis A poem which got itself written for man who stole a girl's heart. [243 words]
Can No Longer Fly by Kennedy O Obohwemu This captures the thoughts of a heart-broken love-bird...composed 23/05/03. [110 words]
Came True by Katrina Browne This poem explains how I was feeling about someone at a certain point in my life! [124 words]
Broken Hearts Can Be Mended! by Dri Cook A sweet love poem! [134 words]
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Be My Queen by Kennedy O Obohwemu Pictures the earnest desire of a love-bird... [114 words]
Bathtime by Marie Evvers - [43 words]
Baby Brother by Karina Lizet Perez This is a poem for my brother who died in my moms stomach when I was about 7 [103 words]
As Close by Katrina Browne I wrote about my ex before we broke up! [146 words]
Appomattox by E Rocco Caldwell What is love can be domination too! [23 words]
Another One Of Those Days by Just A Guy - [61 words]
A Soldier's Poem & A Knight's Riddle by Authorninjaearth A poem full of imagery, symbolism, and a hidden meaning, it tells of a you... [432 words]
A Season Of Grace by Kennedy O Obohwemu It's for the lenten season...composed 24-30/03/03 [124 words]
A Love Letter by Katrina Browne I wrote this to my ex before we parted ways. [123 words]
A Lost Love by Katrina Browne I wrote about my ex after we broke up after being together for a year! [140 words]
A Little Note Saying Hi... by Reagan Rothe A romantic, simple poem for a friend, lover, or whatever... Makes a great Valentine'... [133 words]
58th And L by E Rocco Caldwell Becoming a man [95 words]

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TITLE (EDIT)
Beans2
DESCRIPTION
When things go toot in the night.
[249 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor
AUTHOR
Robert E Tadlock
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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[March 2004]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (11)
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Demon Heart (Poetry) I was inspired to write this from a movie on scifi channel. It's a little strange but I just wrote how I felt at the time. [196 words] [Horror]
Exile Of Terror (Short Stories) A galactic bounty hunter chases one of the most evil of demons. Earth will never be the same. [2,179 words] [Adventure]
From A Son To His Father (Poetry) A poem in memory of my father. My mother called me to write something in his memory for the local paper. [148 words] [Spiritual]
Fury Of Steele (Short Stories) The drug lords of Hong Kong are trying to take over L.A. But Hong Kong itself will feel the fury of Steele. Although this story is not finished, you decide. Should it be finished or go on to something... [2,686 words] [Action]
Kingdom Of Demons (Novels) When Castle Brave Rock is threatened by the demon horde of King Krimus, a new hero emerges. But, there are other sinister creatures along the way. A long story with a quick pace. [20,561 words] [Adventure]
My Little Buddy (Poetry) A poem I wrote for my son. [116 words]
My Love For You Michelle (Songs) My heartfelt expressions in a song. For my wife of 15 yrs. [247 words] [Romance]
Season Of Fear (Poetry) The impact of a Florida hurricane. [230 words] [Nature]
The Next Time You Fart (Poetry) -Worthy of a look. Destined for a laugh. [185 words] [Comedy]
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Robert E Tadlock

Ten toes were facing up, then ten toes were facing down
I was restless in the bed, from eating red beans mixed with brown

If there's one thing in my life, I need to get into my head
It's don't eat a bowl of beans, right before I go to bed

I was settled for some sleepin, and I was good and tired
But nothing could match the pain, that my belly had acquired

It shot out of my intestines, and right through my underwear
If not for the thickness of the covers, you would have seen it in the air

Then I never was so worried, in my entire life
I heard footsteps in the hallway, OH NO here comes the wife

So I thrashed around the covers, and it smelt like rotten eggs
But as it started smelling better, I had to cross my legs

Once again I heard a grumble, and my mind began to curse
This was going to be the big one, twice as potent as the first

When she got into bed, she just had to make it bounce
One last grumble won the battle, and I let go of every ounce

At first she kinda sat there, then she turned with that one look
The one she always gives me, when her temper starts to cook

She yelled at me for hours, then she slapped me in the head
So remember when I tell you, don't eat beans then go to bed



 

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"Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel, so eat some beans with every meal. Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel, so eat some beans with every meal." -- No. 2 Pencil.

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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
March 2004
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