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A Wolf's Tale by L A Winterburn Ever wonderd what its like to be a wolf hunting his prey? NO! Well I have so I hope you enjoy it ... [465 words]
Are We Nearly There Yet? by L A Winterburn A really funny poem that I am sure all parents who have ever gone on day trips can rel... [129 words]
A Bunny's Tale by L A Winterburn The Bunny rabbit's view of what happened in AS wolf's tale. [443 words]
I Am Sin by Judith Goff More vampires... [116 words]
Why I Love You by Saulat Hanif I never know I never guess That! Why I LOVE YOU. You aren't good You aren't nice Why you like ... [60 words]
Why Do People Laugh At Me? by Musau Ignoring harmful criticism. [255 words]
Where You From? by Musau A funny poem about funny people. [306 words]
What Is A Bum? by Musau Who is really a bum? For real! [202 words]
What Do You Do by L A Winterburn short childrens poem .br>[183 words] [183 words]
Waves by D Donely - [12 words]
Waiting by L A Winterburn Poetry about a man who wants to commit suicide. But why? [184 words]
Trying To Blend by D Donely Just a poem about trying to be the same as every1 around. [40 words]
Those Eyes by Judith Goff Can fantasy become reality? [68 words]
The Youths Will Be Heard! by Musau Talking about another generation. [129 words]
The Storm by D Donely Just a poem; the title is pretty much self explanatory. [27 words]
The Reflection From The Water by Musau A look at yourself. [81 words]
The Mighty Tornado by Musau It is just one of God's angels! [163 words]
That's Life by D Donely Just a simple poem about life. [41 words]
Take Life.... by D Donely - [73 words]
Stalker by Diane Copeland A poem. [48 words]
September 11th by D Donely I think the title says enough. [50 words]
Scattered Memories by Keri McGriff - [17 words]
Reverso by Ulysses Hero Doesn't need one. [114 words]
Rebirth by Geech A poem about man's self-depreciation and its cause. [125 words]
Pretty Judy by Musau This is a sad love story. It deals with the ignorance and insensitivity that still exist in the so... [244 words]
New Path by Keri McGriff - [12 words]
My Way by D Donely A poem about not following the "crowd", doing things my way. [69 words]
My King by Keri McGriff - [163 words]
My Friend The Tiger And Me by Sue (Sooz) Simpson I wrote this for my little boy when he was having trouble at school. [942 words]
Maja by Roberto J Moreno This is about my current girlfriend and the sexual extruggles we are facing. [183 words]
Love Is Like A Rainbow. by Sadaf Shahab Love is like a rainbow, and has many shades. Hate is black in color,or it may as fades.... [35 words]
Love Calls by Keri McGriff - [14 words]
Kandi by Roberto J Moreno This is for the woman I most dream about. [173 words]
Jasmine And Gardenia Love by Sue (Sooz) Simpson - [417 words]
If Dali Wrote Poetry: by Ulysses Hero Odd and totally bizarre. Yes, that's what it's meant to be. [180 words]
I Love Hate by Sadaf Shahab I love HATE, Yes I love hate. When some one says, I hate you, He is pure, He is true. But when he s... [26 words]
I Know You Never Read This Poem by Sadaf Shahab I wrote this poem only for you I know, you never read this poem Even ,if you re... [133 words]
I Have Lost My Trust by Sadaf Shahab I have lost my trust there, I don't know how and where. May be I shout, but No One care, ... [67 words]
I Am The Most Loved Peson by Sadaf Shahab I often asked about your love, about your care. You always told me it is special, it... [60 words]
Fin by Ulysses Hero Parting is such sweet sorrow.- Shakespeare Parting is like a chinese a meal: sweet for some, sour for other... [142 words]
Fantasy .... Reality by Judith Goff Written after a rude awakening. [73 words]
Everything Will Be Fine by L A Winterburn Short prose. [52 words]
Dreamer by David B Doc Byron Figure it out yourself. [75 words]
Delight! by Keri McGriff - [17 words]
Can You See What I Feel by Keri McGriff - [12 words]
Beach by Keri McGriff - [15 words]
A Ruined Land by D Donely - [56 words]
A Poem by D Donely Just a poem I wrote; it doesn't really have any specific point to it. The words just came to me. [40 words]
A Freind To The End by L A Winterburn A poem for my best friend. [61 words]
-The End- by Tim Baker About a breakup. [147 words]
Will I by Catherine Phillippa Susan Dally - [101 words]
What Makes Me Wait? by L A Winterburn - [85 words]
What A Morning by L A Winterburn - [302 words]
Weary Day by Keri McGriff - [19 words]
Walk With Me by Keri McGriff - [16 words]
To Whom It May Concern by Freelancer Her life has reached a crossroad. She's scared, confused, and doesn't know what to do. ... [550 words]
There Must Be More To Life Than Customer Service! by L A Winterburn A morbid but shit funny short poem of what its like to work i... [50 words]
Then Comes A Time by Roberto J Moreno This a poem about a resent relationship. [165 words]
The Thinker by Peter Izdebski - [118 words]
The Nameless One by Catherine Phillippa Susan Dally - [61 words]
Tender by L A Winterburn How far one woman goes for the man she loves. [63 words]
Shooting Star by Ashley Burdett A poem about a traveler who ponders their life while looking at the stars. [119 words]
Rant by Rose Trimovski Something. [55 words]
Pub Paranoia by Tim Baker I actually wrote this in a pub while I was waiting for a friend of mine to finish his shift. Not q... [111 words]
Prisoner by David B Doc Byron A dark seduction. [130 words]
Our Way by Catherine Phillippa Susan Dally - [86 words]
One Last Time by M F J Baker This is a poem about the night I met my husband. [54 words]
One I Love by Catherine Phillippa Susan Dally - [59 words]
Oh! What A Surprise
No More Tears by Acosha Is it possible to be cried out? [112 words]
Night by M Q Walters - [99 words]
My So-Called Life by Judith Goff - [99 words]
May Not by Catherine Phillippa Susan Dally - [78 words]
Matrix by Keri McGriff - [11 words]
Man On The Moon by I A Vdm "Ask the man on the moon" I said to my 4yr old, after one of many questions. "Who is the man on... [160 words]
Love Hurts by L A Winterburn Poem about a man who loves to much. [92 words]
Life, Death by Ian Goodall Life, Death, a comparison not many can accomplish... [50 words]
Let The Madness Cease by L A Winterburn - [49 words]
I Truly Love You by Catherine Phillippa Susan Dally - [73 words]
Holly Marie by L A Winterburn A poem done for a friend of mine who has recently had a baby. [58 words]
Gem by Tim Baker About a girl [148 words]
Funeralchant Macabre by David B Doc Byron A poem about a someone who isnt exactly torn up about a friends death. [117 words]
Fools by Catherine Phillippa Susan Dally - [101 words]
Find Your Voice by Ashley Burdett A poem about venting the frustrations about not being able to find your voice. [70 words]
E by Tim Baker - [54 words]
Especially For You by Mickey Calvert This is a poem for my boyfriend!! [28 words]
Earths Plight by L A Winterburn A poem about what we are doing to the planet. [111 words]
Countless Nights by Tim Baker About my nights of induced contemplation. [64 words]
Bloodline by David B Doc Byron This is a poem about a man's transformation into a lycanthrope that eventually turned into a short ta... [120 words]
At The Bus Stop by Ulysses Hero Still working on this but would like some early feedback. I'm not too sure if I've captured the... [425 words]
As I Reach Home On A Rainy Morning by Ramkumar Menon The warmth of my home felt on a rainy morning. [378 words]
A Spirit Of Rainy Day by Nida Khan - [74 words]
A New Baby Born by L A Winterburn A poem for a friend's baby boy. [83 words]

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TITLE (EDIT)
Oh! What A Surprise
DESCRIPTION
If you haven't noticed already then your as bad as them.
[129 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Crime
AUTHOR
Stuart Eric Longridge
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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[October 2004]
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
[email protected]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (125)
2003 (Poetry) Solving a mystery. [204 words] [Adventure]
4d (Poetry) Just something to think about.Hee!Hee! [195 words] [Mystical]
A Human Life Too Short (Songs) A family story. [201 words] [Motivational]
A Prayer To Gaia (Poetry) We have a lot of explaining to do. [107 words] [Nature]
A Sigh Of Relief (Poetry) The flintstones revisited. [100 words] [Animal]
A Test Of Faith (Poetry) Our lost chapter. [187 words] [Adventure]
Again And Again (Songs) For my french friend I hope he doesnt top himself. [87 words] [Relationships]
Agression Obsession (Poetry) There's always a lot more to things. [259 words] [Mind]
Anger Pills To Polish Skills. (Songs) - [472 words] [Mind]
Astralution (Songs) We are living in transforming times [134 words] [Health]
Astrogenetics (Poetry) Our star signs should really be taken from conception. I think. [50 words] [Nature]
Baseless, Information, Before, Leaving, Earth (Poetry) A realization of dangerous mistranslation. [540 words] [Self-Help]
Bible Code... (Poetry) Read the two books by Michael Drosnin. [198 words] [Mind]
Birth Seed Of Death (Poetry) A very real possiblity. [103 words] [Nature]
Birth Trauma (Poetry) Were not in the dark ages any more. [204 words] [Self-Help]
Blind Faith (Poetry) Giving away your mind. [274 words] [Self-Help]
Breathe (Poetry) Vibration. [113 words] [Mind]
Call Me When Your Mind Is Clear (Songs) Call me spaced out call me mad. [169 words] [Mind]
Can You Lend Me A Tenner Son? A What? (Poetry) Its happening now, but for the worst [267 words] [Crime]
Cave Man Monkey Stinker (Poetry) Monkey magic not. [143 words] [History]
Celtic Warriors (Poetry) The mess in N.Ireland. [99 words] [Horror]
Chakras (Poetry) Wheels of light and love. [70 words] [Mind]
Cheer Up (Poetry) It's happening now. [345 words] [Motivational]
Cloaking Device (Poetry) We are very trusting. [202 words] [Self-Help]
Colours For Killing (Poetry) My poor home N. Ireland. [280 words] [Crime]
Come What May (Poetry) Easy life. [239 words] [Mind]
Cosmic Chemotheraphy (Poetry) A follow up to Astrogenetics. [159 words] [Nature]
Cosmic Sluice (Poetry) That great place named space. [163 words] [Adventure]
Creation Copyright (Poetry) Over my head. [40 words] [Mind]
Crop Crap (Poetry) I made one with my face. [95 words] [Mystery]
Deliberate Intentions In The 4th Dimension (Poetry) Create your own reality. [244 words] [Mind]
Designer Illusions (Poetry) Subscribing to man made fantasys... [263 words] [Crime]
Did You Know? (Poetry) Check this it ,and it is provable. [161 words] [Crime]
Dont Want To Sound Like Mr Ed (Poetry) - [494 words] [Comedy]
Drastic Plastic Fantastic (Poetry) Looking out through the matrix. [66 words] [Crime]
Dream State (Poetry) Reflection. [258 words] [Mind]
Earth Bound (Poetry) Again more origins. [220 words] [History]
Electric H2o (Poetry) A revival of a sticking point. [577 words] [Self-Help]
Empowered By My Own Karma (Poetry) Personal road to knowledge [230 words] [Mind]
End Time Rhyme (Poetry) - [81 words] [Suspense]
Father Sun Spots (Songs) A conversation betweeen earth and the sun. [192 words] [Mind]
Filling In The Gaps (Poetry) And they still could`nt get to the moon. [237 words] [Mind]
Forward To The Present Past (Poetry) A never ending cycle. [189 words] [Mind]
Geometrical Re-Birth (Poetry) The fields are a great cosmic canvas. [176 words] [Nature]
Heartache Demolition (Poetry) What do you think of me now? [316 words] [Mind]
History In The Making (Poetry) Do not believe the media. [186 words] [History]
Hologramic Farm (Songs) A wee song for the changing times. [175 words] [Mind]
I Feel Like Ive Missed Someone Ive Never Met (Songs) A song written for Mr Remo s new band. [200 words] [Mind]
I Spy With My Many Eyes (Poetry) I am watching you. [196 words] [Crime]
I Was Dark That Day (Songs) - [248 words] [Relationships]
Iraq Attack (Poetry) Don't believe the hype. [209 words] [Horror]
Iraq Attack Part 2 (Poetry) A better explanation of events. [346 words] [Horror]
Iraq Attack Part 3 (Poetry) Just following our great world wide movie. [260 words] [Crime]
Iraq Attack Part4 (Poetry) Another sequel to the great movie. [312 words] [Crime]
Iraq Attack Part 5 (Poetry) The neverending saga of lies and deceit. [308 words] [Mind]
Just A Little Bit Of History Repeating. (Poetry) Time travel must be possible.Or something very mad is happening now ,i think both. [382 words] [History]
Know Your God (Poetry) Materialism / luciferianism. [125 words] [Crime]
Lets All Go To The Lobby To Get Ourselves A Treat. (Songs) - [323 words] [Comedy]
Lets Face The Music En-Trance (Poetry) - [447 words] [History]
Lord Of The Rings (Poetry) Where it ends it has begun. [72 words] [Nature]
Love Drug (Poetry) Transforming times. [115 words] [Mystical]
Mans Dust (Poetry) Under the cosmic carpet. [106 words] [Mind]
Mind Trap (Poetry) - [93 words] [Mind]
Monkey Boy (Poetry) The transforming times we are living in [220 words] [Mind]
My Dear (Poetry) Only time will tell. [122 words] [Motivational]
My Young Friend (Poetry) Listen to your elders. [210 words] [Fable]
Negative Buoyancy (Songs) Im in Egypt at the moment doing lots of scuba diving,so I thought I would include a liitle bit of terminology that ive learnt.Means to sink... [171 words] [Relationships]
No Joke (Poetry) You must have noticed something wasnt right, or maybe not. [238 words] [Crime]
Not Today (Songs) So dont tell me im wasting my life. [196 words] [Mind]
Oh! What Lovely Weather We Are Having (Poetry) Nature is God. [447 words] [Adventure]
Our Holographic Farm (Songs) - [150 words] [Mind]
Post World Comas Past (Songs) The second song for my mate mapes new band. [174 words] [Mind]
Propaganda Bait (Poetry) The great media movie, we are all finally famous. Yee-ha. [170 words] [Drama]
Remember The Wee Dog (Poetry) A very real nightmare. [221 words] [Suspense]
Rising Angel (Poetry) Its not a being its a consciousness/materialism. [114 words] [Psychology]
Shadow Play (Poetry) Look beyond official references to discover the truth. [152 words] [Mystical]
Silent Killers (Poetry) If we only knew what goes on. [317 words] [Crime]
Slaughter House Merry Go Round. (Poetry) Story time [669 words] [Adventure]
Soaked In Deja-Vu (Poetry) I was just wondering. [130 words] [Mind]
Some Day (Poetry) A sad situation. [179 words] [Crime]
Soul Mate (Poetry) The search for your higher self. [676 words] [Biography]
Spain Joins The Pain (Poetry) A disgusting distraction of the worst kind. [166 words] [Crime]
Spirit Guide (Poetry) There is something looking after everyone. [84 words] [Mind]
Subliminal Messages (Poetry) Don't talk crap. [114 words] [Fantasy]
Supa Computa (Poetry) A scary realistic tale. [140 words] [Crime]
Super Conscious Pilgrimage (Poetry) The end of the old systems. [135 words] [Mind]
Thats Entertainment (Poetry) - [105 words] [Comedy]
The Ancient Gods Of Religion (Songs) Sing along to this dangerous song. [237 words] [Mind]
The Church Of Decimation. (Songs) I suggest you look into the (real) history of the crusades. [383 words] [Crime]
The Darkest Show On Earth (Poetry) Dark! Dark! [257 words] [Horror]
The Darwin Dilemma (Poetry) We were only hunter gatherers because the globe was so devestated by the passing of a huge piece of an exploded super nova. [165 words] [History]
The Flood (Poetry) A bit wet. [220 words]
The Great Pyramid Decoded A Bit.The Principal Facination Part 2 (Poetry) Just trying to show that the ancients had technology higher than ours ,which we have lost somehow.Or was it hidden? [400 words] [Architecture]
The High Tides Of Hell (Songs) Just another wake up call. [221 words] [Mind]
The Hollow Theory. (Poetry) There many ledgends about this. [104 words] [Mystery]
The Lake Of Life (Poetry) Another spacy little number,a bit wet though. [76 words] [Mystical]
The Lizards Of Cause. (Poetry) If someone made this into a film it wouldnt be believed.As usual. [271 words] [Horror]
The Maya (Poetry) Lost but not forgotten. [221 words] [History]
The Most Powerful The Most Terrible. (Songs) Its all happening now . [355 words] [Horror]
The Netherworld (Poetry) The real world, before the smothering of education. [103 words] [Mystical]
The Ones From In-Between (Poetry) Now you see them now you don't. [97 words] [Mystery]
The Principal Fascination (Poetry) They were not tombs. [227 words] [Architecture]
The Prodical Fathers (Poetry) So how did they know then? [148 words] [History]
The Real World (Poetry) I wrote this for my dad,whose last older relative passed on. [80 words] [Spiritual]
The Second Comings (Poetry) You have only to look outside the illusion. [466 words] [History]
The Slaughterhouse Electric H2o (Short Stories) A walk in my reality. [1,312 words] [Mystical]
The Symbolic Cycles Of Zep-Tepi.Part 1.Mother Earth (Novels) - [4,170 words] [Mind]
The Symbolic Cycles Of Zep-Tepi-The Introduction. (Novels) This is my finished book which I have put together from all my songs ,poems and rhyming rants that I have posted on story mania.This should make my work a lot more understandable,(or maybe not) and fi... [3,527 words] [Mind]
The Two Evils (Poetry) There is something wrong with the law,criminals protecting criminals. [119 words] [Crime]
The War Of Gods Serpent Princes (Songs) Its wake up time. [246 words]
The Wests Misconception Of Islam (Poetry) They don't want war either. [237 words] [Psychology]
Think For Yourself (Songs) Make what you want of it. [491 words] [Mind]
Vultures (Poetry) Money grabbing bastards. [183 words] [Crime]
Wake Up Sleepy Dead (Poetry) Dont fall asleep at the wheel. [175 words] [Humor]
We Come In Pieces (Poetry) A near miss. [147 words] [Adventure]
What A Surprise (Novels) A cheery little rant. [110 words] [Mind]
What Is It Really? (Poetry) I dont know what it is. [87 words] [Mystery]
What Whales Dream (Poetry) A 500 million year old reincarnated whale day dreaming what it was like when he was a stupid human. [124 words] [History]
Whats On The Box? (Poetry) Our friendly time waster. [178 words]
Who Knows (Poetry) Just thinking too much as usual. [207 words] [Mind]
Why To Kill A Princess (Poetry) Not an accident. [194 words] [Mystery]
Yeah Yeah (Poetry) Symbolic, nothing more. [430 words] [Fantasy]
Yer Mans A Bit Weird, He Has Strange Eyelids. (Poetry) We know fuck all about our biggest ancestors, fuck all. [238 words] [History]
Yin And Yang (Poetry) The secret of peace. [127 words] [Mind]
Your Missing The Piont (Poetry) So much taken out. [140 words] [Fantasy]
Oh! What A Surprise
Stuart Eric Longridge



Dont tell me im going mad,
dont think im lost,
dont think im sad,
dont you see the things i see?
dont make me something i cant be.
Dont blugeon me with celebrity hype,
dont sit around and watch that shite,
dont tell me how im missing out,
dont age me with your talk show gout.
No wonder no one believes in space men,
i wouldnt either if i was wasteing like them,
so do you think if its not on your T.V list,
goes to show it doesnt exist?
I wish the world would wake up for a while,
and study the snear behind Tony Blairs smile,
and check the lies behind George Bushs eyes,

ARHHH!  THEY`RE LIKE TWO EVIL TWINS

OOOOOOOOOOOO!What a fucking surprise.

You fuking morons.. 

 

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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
October 2002
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