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La Facultad
It's a daily play in spanish. My grammar in spanish isn't all there. However, it is coherent.
[1,424 words]
Roberto J Moreno
[July 2003]
[email protected]
1st Part Intro (Short Stories) This is the first chapter of a 5-6 chapter story. Enjoy and please give feedback. [1,109 words] [Biography]
2nd Chapter Amsterdam (Short Stories) - [3,000 words]
A Fortnight's Away (Poetry) - [135 words]
A Heart Growing Tired (Poetry) - [291 words]
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And It’S Just Odd, A Bit Safd (Poetry) - [181 words]
Answers (Poetry) - [110 words]
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Backstab (Poetry) - [157 words]
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Chery (Poetry) - [81 words]
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Dream (Poetry) - [53 words]
Dreamt Of A Dream (Poetry) - [109 words]
Dreamt Of A Place (Poetry) - [66 words]
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Get A Clue (Poetry) - [405 words]
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Good (Poetry) - [90 words]
Good Bye (Poetry) - [201 words]
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Government (Poetry) - [243 words]
Grey (Poetry) - [247 words]
Half Alive (Poetry) - [99 words]
Half Awake (Poetry) - [106 words]
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Happy About Things (Poetry) - [121 words]
Heavy Rain (Poetry) - [172 words]
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Lies Past Formalities (Poetry) - [214 words]
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Long To Have You (Poetry) - [171 words]
Look At Me Blue Eyes (Poetry) - [127 words]
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Maybe It's Goodbye! (Poetry) - [286 words]
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Mend The Wounds That Set The Wolves (Poetry) - [97 words]
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No Se Como Cantar Esta Cancion (Poetry) - [172 words]
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Unknown Tomorrow 2 (Poetry) - [106 words]
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Where Do We Stand (Poetry) - [115 words]
Will This Instance Deliberate? (Poetry) It's just a random thought about stuff going on. [166 words]
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Wonder Why (Poetry) - [130 words]
You Cheat (Poetry) - [198 words] [Relationships]
La Facultad
Roberto J Moreno

La Facultad
Esena 1

Alejandro: Hola tio, como te va?

Ronaldo: Todo me va bien y tu? (se sienta en la mesa)

Alejandro: Bien. Como esta Aranxa? La vi con un parcho y se enfado cuando le pregunte, "Que te paso?"

Ronaldo: Bueno tio, a noche estabamos en el coche. Su tia se esta quedando en su cuarto.
Y nos dio ganas.

Alejandro: Ganas de que?

Ronaldo: Estabamos en el coche y empesamos a follar. Ella empiezo a mamarme la polla
cuando un poli pasa y nos toca en la puerta, cuando me estoy viniendo. Ella
halzo la cabeza y le cayo en el ojo.

Alejandro: Joder!

Ronaldo: Bueno, no es como si lo hubiera hecho a proposito.

Alejandro: Y porque el parcho?

Ronaldo: Bueno despues de que el poli nos asusto tubimos que esperar media hora
para que se lavara el ojo.

Alejandro: Tio!

Ronaldo: Lo se. Fuimos al oftalmología hoy al madrugar y el doctor le dijo que
tenia una infeccion y tiene que cubrirse el ojo del sol enteramente.

Alejandro: Debe de estar emputada.

Fele: (Se sienta en la mesa) Joder, Ronaldo. Que le pasa a Aranxa? Le pregunte porque el parcho
Y me entro a cachetadas.

Alejandro: (Mirando a ronaldo) Espero que sepas que a ti mi amigo, se te acabo la diversion oral.

Ronaldo: Ni lo digas. Adentro de mi, mi amigito llora.

Fele: So...por que el parcho?

Esena 2
Caminando a su piso. Armando y Maria hablan sobre la fiesta que atendieron.

Armando: Bueno. El ser educado no significa que uno tiene inteligencia.

Maria: Por que siempre te da con pelear con ella?

Armando: Porque la mujer se lo merece. Siempre con que estudio en Oxford y que su mejor amiga era
Chelsea Clinton. Es la misma historia en cada fiesta. La tia es tan superficial y egoista.

Maria: Se que puede ser un poco pesada de vez en cuando. Pero es mi amiga y sinceramente no me gusta
cuando la ofendes.

Armando: Por que me haces pasar tanta tortura? Pude estar viendo el partido con Miguel y Ricardo.
Madrid contra Valencia era hoy.

Maria: iPor que somos una pareja! Por que... es un evento social y necesito algien que me acompañe.

Armando: Maria, que suficiente algo socialmente por ti. Pero esa unintelectual, pesada, come mierda, superficial,
ignorante es una jilipolla.

Maria: oye! Ya! Yo no ofendo al alcolico de Miguel.

Armando: Maria, pero por lo menos el no miente sobre su poca inteligencia.

Americano: Excuse me...habla ingles? (con un accento americano)

Armando: No, hablas castellano?

Maria: (Con accento Ingles) Yes I do mate, how can I help you?

Americano: oh, great. Are you British?

Maria: No, I'm Spaniard, but studied a while in England.

Americano: Can you tell me where I can find the wax museum?

Maria: Yea, sure. All you have to do is....(fades to black)

Esena 3

Ricardo esta el la calle, tratando de hablarle a su novia para que no lo deje.

Ricardo: Oye alex! No sea asi!Por fa... habreme la puerta y por lo menos hablemos.

Miguel: Tio, olvidate de ese cuero. Sinceramente, lo unico que hiso fue fastidiar e impedir
el tiempo entre amigos.

Ricardo: Vale tio, que no estas ayudando.

El Americano pasa por atras de ellos.

Miguel: Bueno...

Ricardo: Bueno que?

Miguel: Bueno ahora que preguntas, la tia nunca me a gustado.

Ricardo: Que? Oye Alexandra, por fa habre la puerta y dejame hablar contigo.

Miguel: Nunca me a gustado porque te controla. Casi nunca vemos los partidos.
No te deja ir a las barra amenos que ella sarga a uno de esas fiestas superficiales.

Ricardo: Bueno, parte de estar un una relaccion es pasar algun tiempo con la persona que amas.

Miguel: Joder tio...la amas?

Ricardo: Bueno, ahora que no la tengo en mi vida, veo que sinceramente no me siento tan alegre como

Miguel: Tu lo que necesitas es una buena folla.

Ricardo: Lo que necesito es una buena manera de que me hable.

Miguel: Bueno tio, me tengo que ir. Sinceramente espero que te vaya bien.

Escena 4
En una disco.

Ernesto y una chica se encuentran bailando.

Ernesto: (Bailando con la chica) Hola, soy Ernesto.

Raquel: Hola, me llamo Raquel.

Ernesto: Te apetece algo pa' beber?

Raquel: Si (Salen juntos a la barra.)

Ernesto: Vale, que nunca te e visto por asqui.

Raquel: Estoy de visita.

Ernesto: De donde eres?

Raquel: Bueno, soy de Salamanca pero estudio en Madrid.

Ernesto: Que estudias?

Raquel: Psicologia.

Ernesto: E conocido a muchas personas en Psicologia, y mayoria de ellos todavia no saben que hacer con sus
vidas. Es como que si hubieren elegido psicologia para que le diera un entendimente a la vida y siguen
igual de confusos sobre lo que quieren hacer en el futuro.

Raquel: Se lo que dices. Pero mi decision en estudiar psicologia fue basada en otra situacion.

(El mecero viene con las vevidas)

Mecero: Aqui tenemos, una cervesa para usted, y un rum con cola. (Pone las bebidas en la mesa.) Son dos euros.

Ernesto: (le paga al mecero)

Mecero: Gracias tio.

Raquel: Y que tu haces?

Ernesto: Trabajo y estudio en la facultad.

Raquel: Quieres ser maestro?

Ernesto: Bieno si.

Raquel: Porque no continuamos la conversacion afuera?

Ernesto: Vale.

(Se levantan. Cuando antes de salir Raquel se jira y le da un beso a Ernesto.)

Raquel: Dicen que basado en como la persona besa uno sabe como sera en el sexo.

Ernesto: (Sorprendido) Psicologia?

Raquel: No experiensa.

Dia 2
Esena 1

Ernesto, Alejandro, Fele y Rondaldo comiendo desayuno.

Alejandro: Oye, que no quiero ser presumido, pero esa no es la misma ropa que tenias

Ernesto: Joder tio, tu si que eres observante.

Alejandro: Me paso todo el dia buscando por veriantes cientificos y errores. Creeme
cuando te digo que me gusta un poco de variedad...

Fele: Ya, no empieses a quejarte. So Ernesto, como te fue?

Ernesto: Esta tia es guapisima.Estaba el la Obeja Negra esperando por Julio y Xavier,
cuando fui a buscar un jaron de sangria. El toca CD estaba tocando a Scissor
Sister y empese a bailar. Ella estaba al lado mio y empesamos a platicar.

Alejandro: Joder tio, a ti si que se teda facil.

Ronaldo: Verdad que si. Describela.

Ernesto: Pelo rizado, casteño rojoso. Media 68 pulgadas, alrededor de 61.36 kilos y
unas piernas que crea pista cuando camina. En una palabra, perfeccion.

Fele: Joder! Me muero de envidia.

Alejandro: Porque? Tu estas casado con una mujer muy bella, si puedo decir, y una niña adorable

Fele: Y?

Ronaldo: Y....? Tio a mi me encaria acostarme con una mujer con mitad de la belleza que tiene la tuya.

Ernesto: Suave Ronaldo.

Fele: Si tio, que es mi esposa.

Alejandro: Probablemente se hace una puñeta al nombre de tu esposa.

Ronaldo: No es patanto. Oye, pero me dejas? (Se empieza a reir)

Fele: (riendoce) Tu eres un infeliz.

Ernesto: Bueno caballeros, son las 8 de la mañana y yo tengo que ir me.

Alejandro: Joder!

Fele: Bueno me voy tambien.

Ronaldo: Yo voy a terminar ni desayuno.

Esena 2

En la oficina de Ciencias.

Maria Jose: (Por intercom) Alejandro, por favor de entrar a mi oficina cuando puedas.

Ale: Si Maria. Dame un minuto.

(Al minuto)

Ale: (Entrado a la oficina de Maria Jose.) Como te puedo ayudar Maria?

Maria: Este es el Doctor Daniel Tvente y es el nuevo director de Matematicas y Ciencias y su hija

Daniel: Un placer en conocerte Alejandro. (Dandole la mano a Ale)

Ale: No el placer es mio. (Mira a la hija y le da la mano) E visto varias de sus charlas en Londres y en
Alemania y me e quedado facinado.

Daniel: Bueno, si que es amable.

Ale: Dascha, verdad?

Maria: Si

Ale: Tu sigues el los mismos paso que tu padre?

Dascha: No. La ciencia no me entra.

Ale: Oh!

Dascha: Estudio Periodismo.

Daniel: Bueno, yo estoy un poco hambriento. Desean almorzar?

Maria Jose: Yo tambien tengo un poco de hambre.

Ale: Inafortunadamente ya tengo un compromiso previo. En otra ocasion.

Daniel: Claro.

Esena 3

Ernesto y Ale comen almuerzo.

Ernesto: Que si la vi? No se de donde salio tanta belleza.

Ale: Obviamente del lado de la madre. So cuenta, entre hombres. Que paso anoche?

Ernesto: Bueno, despues de vesarnos varias veces, la tia me llevo a su hotel.

Ale: Cual?

Ernesto: El Majestic.

Ale: Si que ahi plata.

Ernesto: Parece.

Ale: Y cuenta...

Ernesto: Lo demas me lo reservo.

Ale: Joder, no me hagas esta mierda. Yo soy todo detalles.

Ernesto: Si tio, pero yo no.(Mira sobre el hombro de Ale) Perdoname, pero me tengo que ir.
(Se levanta y empieza a correr hacia la puerta.)

Esena 4

Maria y su amiga Natali platican durante su trabajo

Natali: Que le pasa a Armando?

Maria: No se, que le pasa?

Natali: Que el es usualmente muy amigable conmigo y lo encontre un poco distanciado.

Maria: No se sentia bien.

Natali: Yo le pregunte, pero me dijo que estaba bien.

Maria: No queria que te preocuparas.

Natali: Siempre tan considerado. Como me gustaria conocer un tio come el.

Maria: Lo dudo.

Natali: Como?

Maria: Nada. Preguntando me si tengo menudo.

Natali: Oh! A donde vamos para almuerzo?

Maria: No se. El restaurante de Jean Peure?

Natali: ok.


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