DESCRIPTION
First Post in my 52 series of essays on how I dislike social websites like thefacebook.com, and my adventures in online dating. [654 words]
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
I'm currently a College Student enrolled at Auburn University in Auburn, AL. I'm studying Political Science, but thinking of changing my major to English, or double majoring. I'm interested in computers, the outdoors and of course, writing. I read a lot instead of watching TV, because in truth there is nothing more of value to watch on TV anymore. [December 2003]
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Six Of Hearts Kevin Myrick
A Quick Disclaimer for anyone and everyone who reads this. I actually
joined thefacebook.com just for the purpose of research, and am going to
quickly disband my account as soon as I'm done with this whole diatribe.
Why you might ask? Is it because I might actually know EVERYONE ON THERE,
and have them constantly bugging me? Well, the answer is yes, in some
cases. But it's also no, and let me tell you why.
Thefacebook.com is a collection of people who go to college, and is basically
a social networking site. I am not about social networking so much as I used
to. I joined Friendster and MySpace simply because people asked me to. And you
know where it's got me? Nowhere. Not a damn thing has changed from one time or
another since I joined both of those sites, and you know what, I don't really
care. The accounts are pretty much sitting dead, no activity since well, forever.
And it all goes back to my senior year of high school of why I don't like joining
websites like this.
I was lonely, and that's my only rationale for joining online dating services. This
was way before Jess and I started dating and became a couple. (Although, I'm sure
she'd say we're a couple of masochists, but we can't all be perfect, now can we?) And
well, I thought I could maybe meet some interesting people in the process, and enjoy their
company. And possibly even get laid somehow in the process. But then, I started thinking
about it, and decided to let the accounts just sit and do nothing. And you know what? I
get pointless emails from them still. And pointless emails from other places because of those
sites that I didn't even want. And the whole concept of internet dating is great. I say this
because this is how Jess and I met (well, it was through livejournal actually, but we'll give
this the benefit of the doubt) and that because of places like the Yahoo chatrooms, I was able
to meet some really cool people. But now, I'm trying to narrow down my close circle of trusted
friends and individuals down to a more reasonable number, like say, 20. But that is getting more
difficult with every passing moment a breath passes through my body. And you know why? Because
I am a very sociable person.
I hate, with a passion unlike anyone will ever see, uncomfortable silences. And because of this, I
talk to people. A lot. You stick me in a Waffle House at three o'clock in the morning, and I'll
chat everyone up in the place. But you stick me online, and it gets twenty times worse. Hell,
that's one of the reasons I have livejournal to begin with. And I'm a college student, so generally
I know, either through friendship or acquaintance about 500 people give or take a few. Add to that
the people I meet through the building, and friends of people, it can easily get out of control. I
can't go on campus without seeing someone I had a class with, or I know through someone else and they
know my name but for the life of me I can't remember theirs, or something like that. So thus, I refuse
to be involved in a service much like The Facebook, mainly because it reminds me of how I know too many
damn people.
So if you don't like it, email me. Otherwise, get off my case Commoners. It's not that I don't like you
all (which to be honest, I probably do like a lot of you, because you're good people,) it's just that I
have so little time on my hands. And you know what, I'd rather read a book or write something. So thus, you
can't have me. Because I'm already addicted to smoking, I don't need another habit.
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