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TITLE (EDIT)
Bruce Willis: One Of The Sexiest Men Alive
DESCRIPTION
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[176 words]
AUTHOR
L Chapman
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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[February 2002]
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
[email protected]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (24)
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I'm Proud Of You (Songs) this is definitely not one of my best works, i think i wrote it in like 2 minutes LOL [197 words]
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Bruce Willis: One Of The Sexiest Men Alive
L Chapman

    Bruce Willis is one of the sexiest men alive! I know what most of you young, teenage girls are saying, "Oh he's old, he's bald, he's....." But just stop for a second and take a good look at the man. Take the movie "Color of Night" for example. Bruce is everything a girl wants in this movie. He is extremely sexy, (Hey I'm 17 and happen to find receding hairlines sexy :-) he's smart, (he plays a psychiatrist) charming as hell, and looks like he knows how to fuck pretty good. (Did you catch those sex scenes he did with Jane March, you can actually see Bruce's cock in the swimming pool scene.)
    He is very, very attractive in my eyes. Everything he does is soooooo damn sexy. The way he smiles, the little gleam that shines in his eyes, the way he talks, everything!
    I suggest everyone go out and rent these Bruce movies: "The Last Boy Scout," Striking Distance," "The Fifth Element," and of course my all-time fav. Bruce movie, "Color of Night."

 

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".......... I've seen dicks before, and they all look pretty much the same to me. Bruce Willis' though? ..... *cough* .... well, I'm sure he'd be flattered, dear. " -- Kimber.
"I don't think you understand, Kimberly. This is one prize prick....I mean one of the best. Thoroughbred for sure....I think Bruce would be the man to turn me gay with that penis of his. Mmmmm-mmmmmmmm." -- Bennett.
"what a waste of space this is!" -- Jake.

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© 2000 L Chapman
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
September 2000
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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