Abrakadomebra: A 2nd Celebration Of Children's Verse
Randall Barfield

 



Index for Abrakadomebra


1 Eensy Weensy Spider(4)
2 Jack and Jill(10)
3 Jack and Jill(11)
4 Humpty Dumpty(3)
5 A Toot
6 Oh Milly Said Molly(15)
7 Oh Milly Said Molly(16)
8 A Finger
9 Lemony Pie
10 1-2-3-4
11 Fiona Fish
12 Michael
13 Uncle Jimmy and Uncle Matt
14 Dona Carmen(2)
15 Lizzie P.
16 The Partridge
17 Goldfish
18 Ladies and Gentlemen
19 Eensy Weensy Spider(5)
20 Eensy Weensy Spider(6)
21 Eensy Weensy Spider(7)
22 Dona Carmen(3)
23 Miss Fish
24 A Woman of Means
25 Thursday Was A Beautiful Day
26 Time Is of the Essence
27 Frosty(5)
28 Oh Milly Said Molly(17)
29 Oh Milly Said Molly(18)
30 Oh Milly Said Molly(19)
31 Oh Milly Said Molly(20)
32 Oh Milly Said Molly(21)
33 Fireman Roger(8)
34 Three Blind Mice(2)
35 Three Blind Mice(3)
36 Oh, Mr. Moon(9)
37 Oh, Mr. Moon(10)
38 Oh, Mr. Moon(11)
39 Fireman Roger(10)
40 Fireman Roger(11)
41 Benny the Blackbird(5)
42 Benny the Blackbird(6)
43 Benny the Blackbird(7)
44 Benny the Blackbird(8)
45 Row Row Row Your Boat
46 Once I Met A Little Snake
47 Once I Helped A Little Snake
48 Lily Pad(1)
49 Lily Pad(2)
50 Lily Pad(3)
51 Lily Pad(4)
52 Lily Pad(5)
53 Eeny Meany Miney Moe
54 Fee Fie Foe Fum
55 Winky Worm(2)
56 Winky Worm(3)
57 Winky Worm(4)
58 Winky Worm(5)
59 Winky Worm(6)
60 Jack and Jill(12)
61 Jack and Jill(13)
62 The Corn Is Green
63 Silly Sally(2)
64 The Clock's Little Hands(1)
65 The Clock's Little Hands(2)
66 Grandpa Told Grandma(1)
67 Grandpa Told Grandma(2)
68 Grandpa Told Grandma(3)
69 Grandpa Told Grandma(4)
70 Oh Milly Said Molly(22)
71 Grandpa Told Grandma(5)
72 Grandpa Told Grandma(6)
73 Jack and Jill(14)
74 Jack and Jill(15)
75 Jack and Jill(16)
76 Oh Milly Said Molly(23)
77 Little Bo Peep(4)
78 Old Mrs. James Hill(4)
79 Old Mrs. James Hill(5)
80 Old Mrs. James Hill(6)
81 Ph. D.
82 Butterfly(4)
83 Traveling Bug(4)
84 Traveling Bug(5)
85 Traveling Bug(6)
86 Traveling Bug(7)
87 Traveling Bug(8)
88 Humpty Dumpty(4)
89 Chocolate
90 No Change
91 Socks That Have Toes
92 Two Girls
93 There Was A House
94 Up In The Treehouse
95 Patty's Parlor
96 Little Dorothy
97 Queen Kathleen
98 The Little Town By The Sea
99 Old Red Trolley
100 Little Hannah's Playhouse(1)


THE END OF INDEX FOR ABRAKADOMEBRA



Abrakadomebra


(1)
Eensy Weensy Spider(4)

The eensy weensy spider
Could not find one shoe
It looked in every tiny corner
It looked in every flue
Now the eensy weensy spider
Still crawls its normal range
But if we could see its shoeprints
They would indeed be strange.


(2)
Jack and Jill(10)

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To visit the Doctors Gray
Jill fell down
And stained her gown
Jack said, "Let's just play."

(3)
Jack and Jill(11)

Jack and Jill
Ran down the hill
The sky had gotten dark
One fell down
We're not sure which
Then dogs began to bark.

(4)
Humpty Dumpty(3)

Humpty Dumpty
Sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty
Had a close call
He almost fell
And cracked his shell
The rest of the day
Had a pall.

(5)
A Toot

Janis said she played the organ
Jackie said she played the flute
When they one day played together
Not a soul gave a toot!

(6)
Oh Milly Said Molly(15)

"Oh Milly," said Molly
"Have you cleared the table?"
"Oh Molly," said Milly
"As soon as I feel able."
"Please hurry," said Molly
"I'd like to cook some dates."
"For whom?" asked Milly
"Bill and Linda Gates?"

(7)
Oh Milly Said Molly(16)

"Oh Milly," said Molly
"We've lost another kitty."
"Oh Molly," said Milly
"Isn't it a pity?"
"Oh Milly," said Molly
"I think I'll have a drink."
"Fix two," said Milly
"We both are on the brink."

(8)
A Finger

A finger into the chocolate
Now lick the finger clean
A mom who weekly bakes us brownies
Is a mom who's quite a queen.

(9)
Lemony Pie

Lemony pie, limey pie
Janie says her doll can't cry
Cherry mousse, chocolate mousse,
Once a gander saw a goose.

(10)
1-2-3-4

1-2-3-4
Open the door
Of the store
5-6-7-8
Close its gate
It's getting late.

(11)
Fiona Fish

Fiona Fish made a wish--
Her beau would request her hand
Not only did the wish come true
Her dad said the chap wants two!

(12)
Michael

Michael rowed the boat ashore
Then sat down to think some more
The river was deep and very wide--
How to cross yet save his hide?

(13)
Uncle Jimmy and Uncle Matt

Uncle Jimmy and Uncle Matt
Arrived for Thanksgiving dinner
Uncle Matt was the same old cat
But Uncle Jimmy looked thinner.

(14)
Dona Carmen(2)

Dona Carmen swept the floor
Then sat down to clean no more
When her husband arrived for his meal
He deduced his wife short of zeal.

(15)
Lizzie P.

Lizzie P's picky mother
Told Lizzie's little brother
He must never kiss another
Toad in the road.

(16)
The Partridge

The partridge in the Christmas tree
Tried to sing with glee
But not one note would venture forth
As long as the bird faced north

The partridge in the Christmas tree
Spied a chrome-like ball
And while it tried to see its face
Someone changed the ornament's place.

(17)
Goldfish

Goldfish swim in grandma's pool
The evening sun lets the water cool.

(18)
Ladies and Gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen
Your attention please
See a cat with nine lives
And see a dog with fleas.

(19)
Eensy Weensy Spider(5)

The eensy weensy spider
Took an eensy weensy hike
One of its boots fell in the gutter
Made the eensy hiker mutter.

(20)
Eensy Weensy Spider(6)

The eensy weensy spider
Longed for a lollipop
Arriving at the store wasn't funny--
The owner couldn't see the eensy money.

(21)
Eensy Weensy Spider(7)

For the eensy weensy spider
It was love at first sight
Another spider looked so good
It wished it had a bite.

(22)
Dona Carmen(3)

Dona Carmen had a secret
Place to keep her change
The only soul the dame would trust
Was the maid who came to dust.

(23)
Miss Fish

Once Miss Fish went looking
For her bedroom slippers
But all she could find
In front or behind
Were just two moldy kippers.

(24)
A Woman of Means

A woman of means
Flew to New Orleans
To visit her sister, Claire
While she was there
She got quite a scare
To see so many youth
In their teens!

(25)
Thursday Was A Beautiful Day

Thursday was a beautiful day
In rained incessantly
Friday proved to be even better--
The snow fell to one's knee.

(26)
Time Is of the Essence

Time is of the essence
Lime is of the earth
The moon and stars
are of the heavens
Who can guage their worth?

(27)
Frosty(5)

Frosty one day had the fear
Another springtime
Was drawing near
He said good-bye
To all his friends--
The cats, the dogs,
And Frank the fly.

(28)
Oh Milly Said Molly(17)

"Oh Milly," said Molly
"I had the strangest dream."
"Oh Molly," said Milly,
"I'm sure it was a scream."
"A prince," said Molly
"Asked me my name."
"I'm sure," said Milly
"You said puddintane!"

(29)
Oh Milly Said Molly(18)

"Oh Milly," said Molly
"I feel I'm going downhill."
"Oh Molly," said Milly
"I think I've just the pill."
"No, thank you," said Molly
"I'd like a clear mind."
"Why Molly," said Milly,
"That would be a find!"

(30)
Oh Milly Said Molly(19)

"Oh Milly," said Molly
"Last night I couldn't sleep."
"How strange," said Milly
"I didn't hear a peep."
"Oh Milly," said Molly
"It seems I have a rash."
"That figures," said Milly
"When what we need is cash."

(31)
Oh Milly Said Molly(20)

"Oh Milly," said Molly
"I cannot take more heat."
"Oh Molly," said Milly
"It's ice we have to eat."
"Oh Milly," said Molly
"Won't that break our teeth?"
"Ay, Molly," said Milly
"Our teeth and what's beneath."

(32)
Oh Milly Said Molly(21)

"Oh Milly," said Molly
"This was on sale."
"Oh Molly," said Milly
"That's the usual tale."
"Oh Milly," asked Molly
"You think it's just junk?"
"I think," Molly said,
"It's either junk or bunk."

(33)
Fireman Roger(8)

Fireman Roger and his wife
Chose to make a sacrifice--
For one full year each was a sport
And made good use of mass transport.

(34)
Three Blind Mice(2)

Three blind mice went to hear
Whatever they could in the wood
What they couldn't hear or touch
They swore didn't matter that much.

(35)
Three Blind Mice(3)

Three blind mice went to sea
But could not really see, of course
What they could do, you might say,
Was to wish upon a fish!

(36)
Oh, Mr. Moon(9)

"Oh Mr. Moon,
It will be great--
The day I can finally skate."
"Child, you are destined
For many victories,
Just don't get started so late."

(37)
Oh, Mr. Moon(10)

"Oh, Mr. Moon,
I'm so sad,
I found my hamster dead."
"Life, my child
Comes doubly clad--
Swathed in the good days
And in the bad."

(38)
Fireman Roger(9)

Fireman Roger and his sons
Decided on no more hunting
They went and bought
A bat and ball--
Their new sport would be bunting.

(39)
Fireman Roger(10)

Fireman Roger saw a cat
But not up in a tree
The cat was walking
On the sidewalk
Just like you and me.

(40)
Fireman Roger(11)

Fireman Roger and his crew
Cleaned the station well
Every nook and cranny sparkled
Just like a silver bell.

(41)
Benny the Blackbird(5)

Benny the Blackbird
Said, "I do."
He was getting married
At the age of two.
He and his bride, Cindy
Von Morguesharn,
Would live in a corner
Of her dad's red barn.

(42)
Benny the Blackbird(6)

Benny the Blackbird
Couldn't say third
He also couldn't tell time
But offer him a cent--
Or five or ten
He'd always choose
The Roosevelt dime.

(43)
Benny the Blackbird(7)

Benny the Blackbird
And his mom
Searched for her uncle
The Blackbird, Tom
As soon as he saw them
He let out a groan--
After shaking hands,
They asked for a loan.

(44)
Benny the Blackbird(8)

Benny the Blackbird
Once saved the life
Of a friendly farmer's wife
When a tornado
Was about to hit
Benny rang the farm bell
With one strong flit.

(45)
Row Row Row

Row row row your boat
Up the River Nile
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Whistling all the while.

Row row row your boat
Down the River Nile
Hastily hastily hastily hastily
See yon crocodile.

(46)
Once I Met a Little Snake

Once I met a little snake
That wished to bake a cake
"With no arms," I asked it
"Tell me how you bake."
It looked at me a moment
As if quite confused
"That's all right," it answered,
"All snakes' cakes are fakes!"

(47)
Once I Helped A Little Snake

Once I helped a little snake
Get across the road
Then about fifteen
Frogs showed up
And all began to croak:
"Now who'd agree to help a snake
But not a single toad?"

(48)
Lily Pad(1)

Lily pad, lily pad
Aren't you glad?
Always in the water
Whether sane or mad.

(49)
Lily Pad(2)

Lily pad, lily pad
Where's your flower?
It will soon return--
Maybe in an hour.

(50)
Lily Pad(3)

Lily pad, lily pad
Take some time for fun
Oh, don't you mind me--
I usually take the sun.

(51)
Lily Pad(4)

Lily pad, lily pad
You'll never be a fad
Lily pad, lily pad,
I never see you sad.


(52)
Lily Pad(5)

Lily pad, lily pad
You're never in the shade
Therefore my lily lad
You'll never have it made.

(53)
Eeny Meany Miney Moe

Eeny meany miney moe
Out of the bed and up to go!
The early bird
Catches we know what--
There's a bird
That's hot to trot.

(54)
Fee Fie Foe Fum

Fee fie foe fum
Your man will have
A bit of rum!
Fum foe fie fee
He'll get no rum
But a nice hot tea!

(55)
Winky Worm(2)

Winky Worm peeped all around
Taking in the beautiful day
A sleepy sun warmed Winky's back
As he lay on a burlap sack.

(56)
Winky Worm(3)

Someone came and dug around
From Winky there was not a sound
Someone left with a pail of worms
And, Winky wondered, how many germs?

(57)
Winky Worm(4)

Winky Worm
May need some glasses--
When he thinks he sees mules,
It turns out they're asses!

(58)
Winky Worm(5)

Winky Worm spied a Reece's piece
Almost buried by forgotten fleece
He sauntered over for a better look
Then pushed the sweet over to his nook.

(59)
Winky Worm(6)

Winky Worm tried to do some math
Seated alongside a quiet path
Along came Rosa, who made Winky squirm--
Once he'd seen Rosa's wrath.

(60)
Jack and Jill(12)

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To buy a bit of cheese
Jack fell down
Sure as you please,
Jill said, Just look at
those knees!

(61)
Jack and Jill(13)

Jack and Jill
Put on their skates
The pond's ice
Was nice and thick
Jack gave Jill
A bit of a shove
Off she went,
Cooing like a dove.

(62)
The Corn Is Green

The corn is green
This time of the year
And bugs fly far and near
The yellow kernels
Will taste just great
With beef bar-b-que,
Ice tea and mate.

(63)
Silly Sally(2)

Silly Sally took up sports
But then developed warts
She went to the doctor
Who said, Dear me,
Treating those pests
Will take quite a fee!

(64)
The Clock's Little Hands(1)

The clock's little hands
Are almost still
Go for a battery
No time to kill!

(65)
The Clock's Little Hands(2)

The clock's little hands
Go round and round
Mommy's working hands
Make no sound.

(66)
Grandpa Told Grandma(1)

Grandpa told grandma
He guessed he'd go to bed
Grandma said: Okay, dear,
Then her face turned red.

(67)
Grandpa Told Grandma(2)

Grandpa told grandma
He needed a new suit
Grandma told grandpa
She needed a new coot!

(68)
Grandpa Told Grandma(3)

Grandpa told grandma
She looked a little pale
Grandma told grandpa,
Relax, there's no more ale.

(69)
Grandpa Told Grandma(4)

Grandpa told grandma
A friend kicked the bucket
Grandma told grandpa:
Decided he'd chuck it!

(70)
Oh Milly Said Molly(22)

"Oh Milly," said Molly
"What to do for lunch?"
"Oh Molly," said Milly
"I haven't the slightest hunch."
"Oh Milly," said Molly
"I think I feel like noodles."
"Oh great," said Milly
"Then I shall cook us oodles!"

(71)
Grandpa Told Grandma(5)

Grandpa told grandma
He wanted something sweet
Grandma told grandpa
He promised not to cheat.

(72)
Grandpa Told Grandma(6)

Grandpa told grandma
Junior's kids should study!
Grandma told grandpa:
Their feet are always muddy!

(73)
Jack and Jill(14)

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a dozen eggs
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
Your need, said Jill,
Four legs!

(74)
Jack and Jill(15)

Jack and Jill
Went to the lake
It was summertime
The swim was fun
As well as the snack
Then both lay in the sun.

(75)
Jack and Jill(16)

Jack and Jill
Climbed up a rock
To get a better view
What they saw
Was quite a shock--
Garbage somebody threw.

(76)
Oh Milly Said Molly(23)

"Oh Milly," said Molly
"I'd love to take a trolley."
"Oh Molly," said Milly
"Right now it's take your bath."
"Oh Milly," said Molly
"Remember mother's bubbles?"
"Those bubbles," said Milly,
"Brought on mother's troubles!"

(77)
Little Bo Peep(4)

Little Bo Peep and her sheep
All began to scuttle
Cold winds and rain
Blew mercilessly,
Causing them to huddle.

(78)
Old Mrs. James Hill(4)

Old Mrs. James Hill
Went to the window sill
Outside she spied
The loveliest bride
But her flowers, get this,
Were dried!

(79)
Old Mrs. James Hill(5)

Old Mrs. James Hill
Hated the word kill
Whenever she heard
A hunter speak
She'd drink her ale and shriek.

(80)
Old Mrs. James Hill(6)

Old Mrs. James Hill
Tried to draw a cat
Its feet were wrong
Its ears too long
It looked to the dame like a rat.

(81)
Ph. D.

Shelby's mom had a Ph.D.
She always made Shel spell
One fine day on a shopping spree
Shelby said, "Mom, spell mademoiselle!"


(82)
Butterfly(4)

Butterfly
Don't go so high
You might run out of sky
Butterfly
Don't go so low
Lest you stub a toe.

(83)
Traveling Bug(4)

Traveling Bug
Stayed at home--
Christmas was not
To be missed
Traveling Bug
Got a gift--
A delicious piece
Of the Christmas list!

(84)
Traveling Bug(5)

Traveling Bug
Packed her bag
She planned to be gone
A week
Traveling Bug
Visited her sister,
Who lives in the house
Of a Greek.

(85)
Traveling Bug(6)

Traveling Bug
Overate
Then searched for some relief
Traveling Bug
Went on a diet
Then dreamed every night
Of beef!

(86)
Traveling Bug(7)

Traveling Bug
Bought new shoes
She'd struggled making
The choice
Traveling Bug's
Sister called--
She'd fallen off the
Greek's Rolls-Royce!

(87)
Traveling Bug(8)

Traveling Bug
Flew to Rio
She wanted to see
A foreign beach
Traveling Bug
Found a cocktail
Its contents included
A lime and a leech.

(88)
Humpty Dumpty(4)

Humpty Dumpty
Sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty
Placed a phone call
All the king's horses and
All the king's men
Considered this egg
A mere know-it-all.

(89)
Chocolate

Chocolate here, chocolate there
Chocolate everywhere
Chocolate early, chocolate late
Chocolate even for the fishbait!

(90)
No Change

Once the familiar
Met up with the strange
Both then agreed
That they saw no change.

(91)
Socks That Have Toes

Helping Mommy
To wash the clothes
I put in the socks
That have those toes.

(92)
Two Girls

Two girls in the gazebo
One expects a baby
The other doesn't know
Or rather she pretends so.

(93)
There Was A House

There was a house
With many windows
Once a balloon passed by
A man sat reading
Near one of the windows
Many thought him shy.

(94)
Up In The Treehouse

Up in the treehouse
Up in the tree
Two boys hid eating chocolates
That weren't sugar-free.

(95)
Patty's Parlor

Patty's parlor
Was spic-and-span
The portrait on the wall
Was of her cousin, Dan.

(96)
Little Dorothy

Little Dorothy wanted forty
Candles on her B-day cake
Little Dorothy's jolly dad
Said life with kids was
Not so bad.

(97)
Queen Kathleen

Janie wore a witch's hat
The day was Halloween
Katie wore lots of make-up
She was Queen Kathleen.

(98)
The Little Town By The Sea

The little town by the sea
Was just as quiet as could be
Someone smoking set it afire
Thus it lost a church
And a spire.

(99)
Old Red Trolley

Looking out the window
Just me and my dolly
We see workers scurrying
To catch the old red Trolley.

(100)
Little Hannah's Playhouse

Little Hannah's playhouse
Sat quietly in the fog
Little Hannah's dad had
Got it from a catalog.



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