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Baby's Mr. Pearl Scott W. Hazzard
Baby�s Mr. Pearl
In the other world,
I can�t say �my baby� when
I mean more than �Mrs. Pearl�
Because believe you me, I know Mrs. Pearl
And she ain�t my baby, no
She�s the one the lady that got half my house and car
And the name to prove it.
No, you ain�t that, like some other girls is to their guys.
You ain�t Mrs. Nothing, but maybe you are
Mrs. Sometimes Confidential with your needs and wishes,
Mrs. Respect this woman, and always,
Mrs. I Demand My Refund for every year spent with a �him�
That never loved his �her� in return for all she does
And it�s all that she does,
Not with the oven or the stove,
But with her long, glossy legs
And strong swinging hips
Out on the hardwood floor at Leo�s Bar & Grill
When their playing the Four Tops, that makes me remember
The first time here singing, �Ain�t no woman like the one��
I�m pouring on the steak sauce in this world.
A1, a-okay, around here, and when you�re done
Shaking your bangles and you adjust your spaghetti strapped bra,
You come over and sit by my side,
And I don�t think about my wife Mrs. nothing.
I�m thinking, �that�s my baby.�
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