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Summer Vibes by Cedric McClester SUMMER VIBES is a summer song that brings back memories of the perfect summer day. [158 words]
Choosin Men by Cedric McClester Choosin Men is written from a female's perspective and is about a woman who makes poor choices. He... [217 words]
Different Places In Our Lives by Cedric McClester This song was inspired by comments made by singer Cheryl Crow. [156 words]
Yesterday's Lovers by Cedric McClester Yesterday�s lovers Go their separate way/ With no hope of returning To yesterday/ And if tha... [206 words]
Where Are We Now (Lost Paradise) by Fred Hardy - [273 words]
Your Beautiful In Every Way by Fred Hardy - [237 words]
Mary Jane by Fred Hardy - [324 words]
Save This Love Tonight by Fred Hardy - [190 words]
Me And My Pyjamas by Amarjit Bhambra How doe it feel song have a laugh and have an opinion? I don't mind if you think it is silly.... [162 words]
Like A Bottle by Amarjit Bhambra Something knew to me - A Bilingal song, written and translated - in English and Indian. So it's ... [64 words]
Its Rock by Amarjit Bhambra - [87 words]
When You Hear The Dolk Beat, You Can Hip Hop To The Beat by Amarjit Bhambra This song is about the rythm of the beat of the Dolk..... [141 words]
Put It Together by Amarjit Bhambra - [94 words]
A Dj Song by Amarjit Bhambra - [130 words]
A Wish by Ryan Morales If I could get some comments or constructive criticism, I'd happily return the favor, thanks guys. [107 words]
Eagle Dont You Fly Too High by Kymberlie Weir This was written about the rocky relationship with my dad and how i broke free. My ... [215 words]
...In The Name Of What? by Andrzej Podlewski - [151 words]
(From All Of My) Tears by Andrzej Podlewski - [194 words]
�Bright Lights And The Big City� by Cedric McClester Bright Lights And The Big City tells the tale of a recent Miss USA who lost h... [220 words]
You And Me -Working Title by Alex Reuille This was written a while ago [214 words]
Why'd You Have To Be So Mean? by Thomas Ta Arthur Favory - [117 words]
When I Fart
What To Do? by Chad Naquin A song we can all relate to, I hope. this song is acoustic, too. [131 words]
We All Fall (The Day Has Come) by Chad Naquin - [133 words]
Watch What I�Km Gonna Do by Cedric Mc Clester WATCH WHAT I�KM GONNA DO is written from a female's pespective, which is one of the vo... [272 words]
War Is Hell by Cedric McClester The title tells it all. [196 words]
Two People Two Ways by Andrzej Podlewski - [106 words]
Tonight (Dreams) by Chad Naquin I wrote this about a year ago. [117 words]
To A Showgirl With Love by Kymberlie Weir For my best friend in the entire world! [108 words]
This Christmas Is by Cedric McClester Better than all the rest/ Hands down Cause there�s no contest/ This Christmas is The very b... [226 words]
The Wrath Of Gods by Andrzej Podlewski - [93 words]
The Words by Ryan Morales Just a love song... [138 words]
The Rhythm Of Life by Andrzej Podlewski It's what I felt when bad things were happening in my family [126 words]
The Long Road by Chad Naquin - [117 words]
The Last Day Of My Life by Andrew Detar - [172 words]
The King by Sami Elizabeth Armstrong A Song me and My Band Written, Unique the Band Is Called, Peaace x [132 words]
The Bells Of Doom: The Long Waited Tragedy by F X Efeiks This a a two-part lyric, without any chorus because at the beginning... [301 words]
Taken Away (Ugh) by Chad Naquin Yeah, it curses. so what. ps: had to put ugh in the name of the song because that was the onl... [125 words]
Stars by Chad Naquin Just a love song about an awesome girl [199 words]
Small Pieces by Carrie Anne A break up [163 words]
Shut Up And Let Me Sing by Josie Estby A lot of people don't believe in my dream of becoming a rock star but I have faith in m... [285 words]
Shatter by Jordan Holetzky A song about abuse that I wrote years ago... [143 words]
Puff Revived by Jennifers Rabbit Added verses to pugg [609 words]
Nothing Without Christ by Jessica L Young I wrote this song while I was in my kitchen just humming a tune. Then I realized that Go... [190 words]
No More Than You by Chad Naquin I was listening to better than ezra when I was writing this. [109 words]
Never Give Up On Your Dreams by Andrzej Podlewski Trying to get rid off writers block [184 words]
Near Future Prophecy by Andrzej Podlewski - [154 words]
Nathan's Song by Jonathon Brannon This is a song I wrote in honor of my favorite artist, Nathan Davis, who passed away August 22, 2... [222 words]
More Than A Person by Chad Naquin - [156 words]
Million Miles Away by Chad Naquin When relationships go bad [123 words]
Memories From A Dream by Andrzej Podlewski - [208 words]
Lost Without You In My Life by Linnae I Its a song about a lost person and they find hope...a sign of life.. [121 words]
Let It Out by Jonathon Brannon My new song I just got done writing tonight 11/15/06... Tell me what you think... [270 words]
Lady Of The Night by Cedric McClester Lady Of The Night is a complete song that was written in 1976. The lyrics are mine and the ... [164 words]
Just Another Girl by Alia Harold - [81 words]
Jesus Is The Reason by Cedric McClester Jesus Is The Reason places focus on the Christmas holiday where it rightfully belongs, on t... [254 words]
If I Declared My Love by Lily A song about when you break up and your ex is now with another yet you still love them ve... [222 words]
Good To Be Alive by Chad Naquin - [295 words]
Girl Of My Dreams by Cedric McClester Girl Of My Dreams is a forlorn love song. See if you can relate. [153 words]
Forget Me Not by Jonathon Brannon Another little song I wrote in honor of my favorite artist, Nathan Davis. I wrote this in like 30... [104 words]
Fall (Revised Acoustic) by Chad Naquin Not a long song but the melody makes up for it. [61 words]
Fallen Soul by Andrzej Podlewski - [164 words]
Ex's Have No Rights by Alice W-M It's a song I wrote for my band, see it when it's recoreded on www.myspace.com/deadontheout... [144 words]
Especially At Christmas Time by Cedric McClester Especially At Christmas Time is a forlorn Christmas love song. [246 words]
Drunken Song by Tamsin Butler Jingle bells for the 21st Century, hopefully should be entretaining [113 words]
Drive (Acoustic) by Chad Naquin Acoustic song but also with instruments too. had to put the acoustic there because Drive was a... [134 words]
Don't Speak by Chad Naquin A song about a girl who doesn't see me the way I see her [156 words]
Did I Mention (Who Cares Anyway?) by Laura Bryant Society is everything I try to avoid but can't keep my hands away from. It dr... [98 words]
Desert Past by Andrzej Podlewski My first lyric written more than 6 years ago. [130 words]
Christmas Carol.... by Rhianna Umm I was bored an in a xmas mood so I made up this song! lol! its kinda a short song about... [70 words]
By Your Side by Chad Naquin - [162 words]
Broken To Pieces by Chad Naquin It's about me and my ex. she tore away at my heart. [152 words]
Boozy Night by Tamsin Butler Based on Silent night just has new lyrics, was meant to be just a funny piece :) [94 words]
Bloomers by Curtis Murray Song [64 words]
Because by Curtis Murray Song [67 words]
Because You�Re Not Here by Cedric McClester Because you�re not here/ Christmas and New Year Won�t be like they used to be/ There�s ... [144 words]
At The End Of The Tunnel by Jennings - [102 words]
And When Its Over by Nicci Williamson A song for when you've given it everything in a relationshp and it is giving you nothing in r... [253 words]
Almighty God by Chad Naquin This song is about how much God has done for us and how much I love God. [92 words]
Alice Ain�T In Wonder Land by Cedric McClester Alice ain�t in Wonder Land/ Though she longed to be/ Another victim at the hand Of p... [136 words]
My Everything (Wherever You Are) by Ryan Morales A song for the girl I love [152 words]
You Are There by Carla Thomson Well it's a song I just wrote... I might add one more verse... [49 words]
When Your Gone by Jordan Holetzky Just about your lover being so far away. [246 words]
What Have I Done? by Chad Naquin One more day/In the rain/Let's just say goodbye... [149 words]
What About The Poor? by Cedric McClester What about the poor/ Don�t they matter anymore/ Can they get a lifeline/ Or must they swim... [190 words]
Twisted by Amarjit Bhambra - [66 words]
Tribute To Mr. Ed by Russell Berwick I wrote this because I love Mr. Ed the talking horse and his tv show in the 60's. [240 words]
Timeless Time Endless Fear by Andrzej Podlewski Just something I wrote while being depressed. [133 words]
Time 9 by Andrew Detar - [140 words]
This Feeling Of Love by Jordan Holetzky For all those people who's lover seems or is far away.... (may not be the best b/c I have ... [245 words]
The Greatest Sin by Hell Girl Hellgirlrox A song based on my deepest and darkest emotions.It was supposed to be a poem , but I guess LP'... [547 words]
Stuck In A Rutt by A J Ross This is a song about blaming everyone else for your problems except yourself. stuck [66 words]
Silly Words by Russell Berwick I wrote this song about writing songs. [101 words]
Shortcut To The End by Zachary Lane Song of a "shortcut to the end". [196 words]
Return Me by Louise Akiko Blencowe - [112 words]
Religion by Cedric Mc Clester We have enough religion to hate But not enough to love/ Yet we all profess to worship A God who�s hig... [195 words]
R & R by Russell Berwick I wrote this song about being sick of working. [156 words]
Outta My Mind by Jazzy Boucher It's about a guy who I can't stop thinking about....and yet I want to stop and leave his memory b... [128 words]
On Broken Wings by Chad Naquin Looking back on a year ago. [100 words]
On A Wing And A Prayer by Russell Berwick I wrote this about a very sexy young lady that I knew. [186 words]
Old Style by Crystalrae States Just about being who you really want to be. [117 words]
O Father Hold Us Tightly by Randall Barfield Tune: "O Little Town of Bethlehem", believe it or not. It's such a beautiful melody t... [101 words]
No Light by Chad Naquin It's more of a christain song. it's on acoustic. [116 words]
No Light (With Guitar Tabs) by Chad Naquin Same as No Light, just with tabs. [128 words]
Never Been Right-Er by Clara Freeman This song is in essence a 'coming out' for all mothers in mid-life transitions who have adu... [173 words]
Moved On by Noel States Moving on after my heart was broken. [79 words]
Moved On From You by Jordan Holetzky I wrote this a while back after I broke up with my ex-boyfriend. [177 words]
Lost In Your Labrynth by Zachary Lane This song is deeeep... [137 words]
Little I Can Do by Russell Berwick I wrote his song about being hopelessly in love with my wife. [197 words]
Kim Is Ill (But Bush Is Sick) by Cedric McClester Kim is ill/ But Bush is sick/ He�s like a pony With only one trick [171 words]
It's A Good Place To Be by Crystalrae States Basically life tends to rip you apart and attempts to break who you are. Sometimes it d... [136 words]
Ironic (Torture Bill) by Cedric McClester Now basic rights Will be denied/ And frankly friend I'm terrorfied About what the Decider... [152 words]
In The Past... by Milan Siraj It's a love song that can cool your mind and make you love! [199 words]
Hurting Me! by Milan Siraj I am writing this songs to make a pop album.You can expect more and more songs.So music companies ... [165 words]
Human Fest Concert by Brenda Terzian Human Rights / Genocide Awareness / song lyrics (songwriter has melody to songs also) Song... [242 words]
Hip Hop, Bangra's Hot by Amarjit Bhambra Comments on this one which includes HIP HOP, Bangra and Boy, girl (SCENE IN DISCO CLUB) ... [251 words]
Grubby Paws by Russell Berwick I wrote this song about missing my wife when I'm away from her. [164 words]
Girl Why by Ivrsn It's just a song of what's on my mind... Hope you all like it... Honest feedback is appreciated. [165 words]
From The Outside by Chad Naquin Hope you all learn a lesson from it. people always put me down and I can't take it anymore. [139 words]
Final Blackout by Raychil Wl Sandoval This song is about my friend Jess when she was dealing with her drug problem. [111 words]
Falling Away by Chad Naquin I guess writing numbs the pain sometimes. [116 words]
Every Day We Pierce Him by Randall Barfield The tune for this song is a Spanish church song titled "Llaga", which means open sore o... [74 words]
Ek Two (Translated Only You) by Amarjit Bhambra Can anyone help finish this one. I have translated it English (Two Lanuages are be... [48 words]
Don't Call Her First Lady by Randall Barfield This is sort of a song-poem. It's not about the First Couple in Washington, in case ... [60 words]
Bubblegum Kills by Russell Berwick I wrote this song because I thought that it would be funny to mix bubble gum music with a anti ... [147 words]
Bottom Feeder by Russell Berwick I wrote this song because I thought it was funny that so many people liked Jennifer Lopez's rear... [144 words]
Be With You by Sarah Coxe - [119 words]
As Maggoty Drunk As Old Shane Macgowan by R S Gleeson Written in about 10 minutes after 4 days drinking in tokyo, with a pogue... [272 words]
Another Bilingual Indian Song by Amarjit Bhambra Having bought up in England, Its nice to try and write songs or peotry in Indian,... [171 words]

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TITLE (EDIT)
When I Fart
DESCRIPTION
Never heard a song about taking pride of your own farts? well, here's one.
[53 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor
AUTHOR
Chad Naquin
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
-
[March 2010]
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
[email protected]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (43)
All I Want (Songs) An acoustic song with drums and strings. The music is really good. [116 words] [Relationships]
Almighty God (Songs) This song is about how much God has done for us and how much I love God. [92 words] [Spiritual]
Behind The Door (Songs) Behind The Door means my life as a secret. It simply states that I'm telling eeryone what I feel. [178 words] [Relationships]
Broken To Pieces (Songs) It's about me and my ex. she tore away at my heart. [152 words] [Relationships]
By Your Side (Songs) - [162 words] [Romance]
Don't Speak (Songs) A song about a girl who doesn't see me the way I see her [156 words] [Relationships]
Don't Wanna Die (Songs) I wrote this about a couple of people who died. They were my brothers really good friends. It's really sad to see someone go away when they're so young. It's a rap song. [305 words] [Drama]
Drive (Acoustic) (Songs) Acoustic song but also with instruments too. had to put the acoustic there because Drive was already taken. [134 words] [Relationships]
Falling Away (Songs) I guess writing numbs the pain sometimes. [116 words]
Fall (Revised Acoustic) (Songs) Not a long song but the melody makes up for it. [61 words] [Relationships]
Feeling (Songs) The lead singer of my first band and I wrote this. It was our first song we wrote. Unfortunatly, he moved, and everyone else quit. [169 words] [Relationships]
Fiction (Songs) This song is great to play with all instruments but it sounds cool acoustic too. [154 words] [Relationships]
From The Outside (Songs) Hope you all learn a lesson from it. people always put me down and I can't take it anymore. [139 words] [Drama]
Gone Away (Songs) this song is about the people who died for the justice of this counrty. they will always be remembered in hearts and lives. [262 words] [Drama]
Good To Be Alive (Songs) - [295 words] [Relationships]
How Long Will It Take? (Songs) - [174 words] [Relationships]
I Feel (Songs) I want to show people that I don't exactly worship God, but I need Him in my life, and He is so awesome to be Who He is and why He does it. [95 words]
I Said Goodbye (Songs) - [251 words] [Relationships]
I'm Grounded For Hitting My Princapal's Car With My Skateboard (Songs) It's a skate punk song. [173 words]
Keep Waiting For Me (Songs) a song about suicide, and holding on during the thoughts of it [215 words] [Drama]
Million Miles Away (Songs) When relationships go bad [123 words] [Relationships]
Mistakes (Worst Was Leaving You) (Songs) ah... this girl will always be in my heart [121 words] [Relationships]
More Than A Person (Songs) - [156 words] [Relationships]
No Light (Songs) It's more of a christain song. it's on acoustic. [116 words] [Drama]
No Light (With Guitar Tabs) (Songs) Same as No Light, just with tabs. [128 words] [Drama]
No More Than You (Songs) I was listening to better than ezra when I was writing this. [109 words]
On Broken Wings (Songs) Looking back on a year ago. [100 words] [Relationships]
Only God Knows (Songs) This song explains me so much. I'm trying to find my purpose in life and who I am. [187 words] [Drama]
Only Thing (Songs) - [188 words]
Poo (Songs) This song has nothing to do with poo. [11,126 words] [Romance]
Racist (Songs) I hate racists. We should all be treated equally. I'm white. I don't care about other people's race/looks. I care about personality. [315 words] [Crime]
Singing Goodbye (Songs) I've been thinking about one of my ex-girlfriends... I guess I really did fall in love with her... [129 words] [Relationships]
Stars (Songs) Just a love song about an awesome girl [199 words] [Romance]
Taken Away (Ugh) (Songs) Yeah, it curses. so what. ps: had to put ugh in the name of the song because that was the only way it would work [125 words] [Drama]
The Long Road (Songs) - [117 words]
The Most Serious Song Ever (Songs) This song is so serious. nothing funny about it. [63 words] [Humor]
Through These Eyes (Songs) Some really wierd, yet, good metal song. [242 words]
Throw Away (Songs) - [111 words]
Tonight (Dreams) (Songs) I wrote this about a year ago. [117 words] [Relationships]
We All Fall (The Day Has Come) (Songs) - [133 words] [Relationships]
What Friendship Is All About (Poetry) Just poetry [54 words]
What Have I Done? (Songs) One more day/In the rain/Let's just say goodbye... [149 words] [Relationships]
What To Do? (Songs) A song we can all relate to, I hope. this song is acoustic, too. [131 words] [Drama]
When I Fart
Chad Naquin

When I fart
It makes everyone get out of the building
When I fart
It stinks so much

Well, you won't be able to stand it for awhile
Cuz pinching your nose won't help you at all
I haven't wiped it in so long
So won't you pay attention to this song

(TALKING)
Keep away from the ass when it has gas.

 

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"very funny! keep 'em comin with the funny songs!" -- jeff.
"eww...thats gross" -- Jordan.
"ha ha. i was VERY bored when i was writing this. i had an alternate class with nothing to do. when i'm bored i usually write stupid funny songs." -- chad naquin.
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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
December 2006
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