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A Twist In The Tail

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TITLE (EDIT)
A Twist In The Tail
DESCRIPTION
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[963 words]
AUTHOR
Sue (Sooz) Simpson
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
I'm thirty nine, recently single again. I have two boys Cli' (pronounced clee) Real name Christopher and Mark. I'm a care in the community nurse and formerly (when I was married) an occupational Therapist working with the mentally ill on a secure unit. I love reading and writing and meeting people. I hate offal, seafood and intolerance. I keep dog, cat, polecats, rats and reptiles. And for seven years ran the second largest reptile sanctuary in Britain. Apart from having my lads, I think that's probably the most worthwhile thing I've ever done. Writing wise, I've been the main fiction writer for Legends magazine for three years.And have two books published 'Lizard's Leap' published by Quillusers, and 'Better the Devil You Know' soon to be released by Bestbooks.Um I drive a knackered old Astra, and ride a two litre trike. I live in the lake district of England, and am happy. :-)
[January 2003]
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
[email protected]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (84)
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Agony 2 (Short Stories) Morew from the irrepresible Aunt Nasty (May be deemed offensive). [1,077 words] [Comedy]
Angel Stew (Short Stories) The kitchens are in uproar. [826 words] [Comedy]
Anne (Short Stories) - [707 words]
Apple Of His Eye (Short Stories) Daddy's little girl, Daddy's little sweetheart. (May be deemed offensive). [1,742 words] [Drama]
Attractions (Short Stories) People stared at the sisters and called them freaks. [678 words] [Drama]
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Barriers (Short Stories) Everybody's frightened of the prisoner in the cell at the end of the block. [2,913 words] [Thriller]
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Dark Solitude. (Short Stories) A woman alone on the moors when a storm threatens, but this is no ordinanry storm and that is no ordinary lady. [1,434 words] [Drama]
Dawn Rising (Short Stories) He looked at his own personal sunrise every morning, yet longed for the warmth of the sun. [1,069 words] [Drama]
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Pact Of Joy. (Short Stories) Don't we all just want to be happy? [2,497 words] [Drama]
Play With Me Please. (Short Stories) - [322 words]
Return Of The Hellcat (Erotica May Be Offensive) (Short Stories) Please do not read this one if easily offended. Or even not so easily offended. Continuing sexploits of Dark Solitude. [3,390 words] [Erotic]
Room For One More (Short Stories) The dream was haunting and wouldn't leave Mike alone. [1,728 words] [Drama]
Rush Hour (Short Stories) - [419 words]
Sally (Short Stories) - [2,268 words]
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So This Is My Life Then (Short Stories) - [517 words] [Comedy]
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Spirit Dancer (Poetry) - [514 words]
Sweet Child Of Mine (Short Stories) The old lady had been brutally mugged, her son was sucjh a good boy, but would his thoughts now turn to revenge? [1,843 words] [Drama]
Tangled Web (Short Stories) Treat `em mean and keep `em keen. [596 words] [Drama]
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The Comet. (Short Stories) Remember! [796 words] [Drama]
The Dinosaur (Short Stories) - [1,523 words]
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The Hhmmm Efect (Poetry) - [783 words]
The Iceberg (Short Stories) She had to break the hold they had on him... release him from his parents grip. [410 words] [Drama]
The Joker (Short Stories) - [2,032 words]
The Lovers (Poetry) - [124 words]
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The Old Enemy (Short Stories) I just hope I've got the names right. [253 words] [Drama]
The Rosary (Short Stories) May cause offense. [422 words]
The Spark (Short Stories) - [557 words]
The Thirteenth Station (Short Stories) - [8,024 words] [Horror]
The Village Green. (Short Stories) - [559 words] [Drama]
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Tomorrow Lies Beside Us (Poetry) - [239 words] [Drama]
Tusk (Short Stories) - [1,012 words] [Drama]
Under The Whether (Short Stories) - [1,626 words]
Watching And Waiting (Short Stories) - [1,253 words] [Drama]
White Icing (Short Stories) - [1,385 words]
Worlds Biggest Loser (Short Stories) - [114 words]
You Are My Sunshine (Short Stories) - [1,285 words]
A Twist In The Tail
Sue (Sooz) Simpson




   Twist was a happy Ferret; well as happy as a captive bred pet ferret can be anyway. He had a clean hutch with a large airy outside run, that if he was lucky he managed to escape from about once very six months. He was well fed, and given loads of table scraps by his humans. He was also the recipient of abundant attention, and was very well cared for. And to furnish his Eden he had the company of two lovely ladies. A mother and daughter combo actually, Piccolo�Pixie-- and Cello. He was one lucky ferret. To be honest the mother ferret, was also Twist�s mother too but we won�t go into that too thoroughly, as for the last two years he�d bred with both of them. Come on now a ferrets gotta do what a ferrets gotta do.

  His humans were kind and attentive, and every so often the mother human let the little humans bring the trio into the house. Then they had a ferret of a time. The first thing Twist would do was to go round the entire perimeter of the room on his belly, grinding his musk glands into the carpet and making it good and smelly, this was his patch, and no one had better forget it. Anyone who has ever been up close to a Ferret or Polecat, especially in spring, will be only too well aware of their very distinctive �aroma�, a smell so gentle and delicate, that it can knock you backwards from three hundred yards away, it lingers on your clothes, and permeates the furthest reaches of the farthest nook and cranny of the house. It defies and defeats the most diabolical, sorry biological detergent known to man, or to ferret.

Sorry ferret folk, but you STINK!

   The three terrorists would then play �lets see how many ornaments we can smash.� one point for a knock off, two points for a smash, and a massive five points for a smash over the big, bald humans head. None of them had quite attained that accolade yet, but they were ever the optimists, and lived in hope.

   When they tired of this, they would dig and bury themselves in all the pot plants, sending soil and foliage everywhere. This was also deemed to be a good time and place to ...er ...go pee --or worse.

  It was usually about this time when the mother human screamed at the top of her lungs the �OUT� word. The Ferrets were never quite sure what this meant. They always hoped that it meant food would be provided. But usually within a very short period of time, they were unceremoniously scooped up, and carted back to their hutch, where they would settle down for a good nights sleep all cuddled up together, shattered after the days events. It was a tough life being a busy ferret you know.
 
Ed sat bolt upright in bed. The sweat was pouring off him and the sheet was twice wrapped round his left leg. He was shaking and moaning �Oh no not again.�

  Every night he had the same recurring dream, not a nightmare as such, for in the dream he was always quite content, but still not the �Sex on the beach with Pamela Anderson� dream. Nope it was the dreaded �Ferret� dream again. He had it night after night. He would always dream that he was a ferret. A smelly ferret, A smelly ferret that regularly copulated with his mother and his sister. It was ruining his life.

He couldn�t sleep with his wife anymore, His nighttime wrestling had left her black and blue, but the big strop came the night he had called her �Pixie�. He had begun to fantasise constantly about making love to Cathy �ferret style� with her lying face down while he bit viciously at the back of her neck to hold her in position. How he longed to feel fresh, crusty scabs at the back of Cathy�s neck after a night of ferret rutting. This was about the time he decided it would probably be a pretty good idea to see a Psychiatrist. The shrink was a little less than useless, and seemed to place great store on the mother, sister thing.

 Ed was now finding it difficult to work, the urge to dig in fresh, loose soil was becoming obsessional to him. Ed�s greatest lament was that he couldn�t clean himself the way that a ferret does. Think of the way a dog or cat cleans themselves and you will get the picture!

 Ed�s life was not a happy one. Ed wanted to be a ferret, more than he wanted United to win the cup, more than he wanted a new Ferrari, more than he wanted sex on the beach with Pamela Anderson.

One day, Cathy came home to find Ed sliding on his stomach round the room, He said it was a new stomach toning exercise, but he didn�t think she believed him. Cathy had asked him to leave not only their bedroom, but also their house. She once nastily suggested that he build himself a hutch in the back garden. Ed thought it was an excellent idea.

Ed went downstairs to get a drink of milk, It was still five hours until morning. He greeted the thought of going back to sleep with a mixture of trepidation and excitement.

  Ed did go back to sleep the second his head hit the pillow.

  It was about THAT time when Twist began twitching and chattering frantically in his sleep, His body jerked, and in his dream he tried to escape. Then thankfully, he found himself to be awake and back in his hutch. Thank goodness it was only that dream again.... The Man Dream.

 

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